The couch thread
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^^Jesus Christ! WTF.
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Fun seeing him trying to do some manual labor (especially in the wintertime!).
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Great point, Bobby!
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Now that's sick looking!!!T200 wrote:
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Awesome quote of a great point, SHAF!Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Great point, Bobby!

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Turkey's done!T200 wrote:
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And in other news, the @Fit Endurance site CFETeams.com is "down until further notice" proving once again that Mayor McCheeze finds a new way to DNF on things. Although I have a suspicion that he killed the site due to actually providing a handful of free training plans that can be scrutinized by real athletes and coaches. That and giving away something significant for free takes away from his ability to sucker people into paying $595 for a worthless cert.
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Good guess!
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Turkey's done!T200 wrote:
Hey T, seriously though, what level of show was that level of prep done for? Olympia or Mr. East Cleveland? What tier of bodybuilding is this the new normal for?
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=D>Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Great point, Bobby!
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Wait a second. Here is the new eleet. Mother fucker can't DO a double under and yet records himself and posts it for the world to see. Talk about unscared!!!!!!
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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>Yes I Have Balls wrote:Wait a second. Here is the new eleet. Mother fucker can't DO a double under and yet records himself and posts it for the world to see. Talk about unscared!!!!!!
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Next year, bro. There's always next year.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Wait a second. Here is the new eleet. Mother fucker can't DO a double under and yet records himself and posts it for the world to see. Talk about unscared!!!!!!
Uh, until R@@bok pulls the sponsorship for the next big thing.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Wait a second. Here is the new eleet. Mother fucker can't DO a double under and yet records himself and posts it for the world to see. Talk about unscared!!!!!!
Must be the pink shoes that make him eleet.
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WTF is up with douches that can't jump rope?
Jeezus!!
Hey slugo, try jumping one spin at a time for awhile before you try and tackle two...And you don't need to jump high as if you're trying to grab a rebound from Shaq.
Jeezus!!
Hey slugo, try jumping one spin at a time for awhile before you try and tackle two...And you don't need to jump high as if you're trying to grab a rebound from Shaq.

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"...power snatch is really ground overhead how eva you want. Those of you who have not been doing "craw-fit" for very long...or are unsure how a workout like this goes...we're gonna have a demonstration for you...BUT...you're gonna start with the double unders....you're gonna do 30 double unders...."
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You're reaching...Takafumi wrote: Early in this video, Bony Pudding refers to something called "Croix-fit" or "Caw-fit"
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Takafumi wrote:Early in this video, Bony Pudding refers to something called "Croix-fit" or "Caw-fit"
"...power snatch is really ground overhead how eva you want. Those of you who have not been doing "craw-fit" for very long...or are unsure how a workout like this goes...we're gonna have a demonstration for you...BUT...you're gonna start with the double unders....you're gonna do 30 double unders...."
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Of all the dumb things in that video, THAT'S what you point out?
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The Power Snatch is "ground overhead."
Pick up earth, whip it overhead?
Hamburger meat carries?
That was all stupid, I apologize. However, to sum the snatch as "ground overhead" is stunningly stunning. We are really at a low point here in responsibility when it comes to lifting.
Pick up earth, whip it overhead?
Hamburger meat carries?
That was all stupid, I apologize. However, to sum the snatch as "ground overhead" is stunningly stunning. We are really at a low point here in responsibility when it comes to lifting.
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when every second counts, anything <20% slop = responsible.
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Look, man, these are broad time and modal domains. It's elite. You just can't understand.
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I just got this. LOL?Danny John wrote:?
Hamburger meat carries?
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I hope you didn't laugh out loud. That was awful, at best!
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protobuilder wrote:I just got this. LOL?Danny John wrote:?
Hamburger meat carries?
Unknown and unknowable, bitches!
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