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Will you provide a copy of your birth certificate immediately, or keep it a secret to indulge PL54's conspiracy fetish?
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The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:Will you provide a copy of your birth certificate immediately, or keep it a secret to indulge PL54's conspiracy fetish?
Upon election, but only after Andy shows his death certificate.
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Will you continue to allow the legislature and judicial branch to pander to the religious right?

Will you eliminate pork and last minute additions to bills being written? How about restricting each bill to ONE topic?

What will you do to fix education? I'm in favor of a more Finnish approach, but this will require that teachers actually be interested in teaching, as opposed to the asian sweatshop education.

The union problem: The protection of the freeloader beneath labor's umbrella, will this be fixed?

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Will you continue to allow the legislature and judicial branch to pander to the religious right?

I will appoint Judges that strictly interpret the constitution. Veto any asshat legislation that tries to legislate morality, school prayer etc. Because I'm ending personal and corporate income taxes, religious institution will be free to speak their minds. Free speech for everyone.
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Will you eliminate pork and last minute additions to bills being written? How about restricting each bill to ONE topic?
I will veto any bill as you've describe with the added notation that I can not find the section of the Constitution that authorizes their asshatery.
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:What will you do to fix education? I'm in favor of a more Finnish approach, but this will require that teachers actually be interested in teaching, as opposed to the asian sweatshop education.
Break the backs of the NEA- take away the right for public employees to unionize. Get the federal government out of the education business. Abolish the Dept. of Education.
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The union problem: The protection of the freeloader beneath labor's umbrella, will this be fixed?
Refuse to bail them out after they have sucked a business dry and or destroyed their pension plans. Reign in the labor relations board. Constitutional Ban on Unions from making political contributions. Same with corporations, non profits etc. Only individual US citizens will be allowed to make contributions.
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What policies will you enact to decrease crime in a multi-ethnic, inclusive, antiracist, non-gender specific manner that protects Subaru owners from property damage in the event of natural disasters?
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Gun ownership for felons?
Gun show loophole, background checks for private sellers?
Failing urban school systems?
West Virginia?

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Will you continue to allow the legislature and judicial branch to pander to the religious right?

I will appoint Judges that strictly interpret the constitution. Veto any asshat legislation that tries to legislate morality, school prayer etc. Because I'm ending personal and corporate income taxes, religious institution will be free to speak their minds. Free speech for everyone.
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Will you eliminate pork and last minute additions to bills being written? How about restricting each bill to ONE topic?
I will veto any bill as you've describe with the added notation that I can not find the section of the Constitution that authorizes their asshatery.
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:What will you do to fix education? I'm in favor of a more Finnish approach, but this will require that teachers actually be interested in teaching, as opposed to the asian sweatshop education.
Break the backs of the NEA- take away the right for public employees to unionize. Get the federal government out of the education business. Abolish the Dept. of Education.
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The union problem: The protection of the freeloader beneath labor's umbrella, will this be fixed?
Refuse to bail them out after they have sucked a business dry and or destroyed their pension plans. Reign in the labor relations board. Constitutional Ban on Unions from making political contributions. Same with corporations, non profits etc. Only individual US citizens will be allowed to make contributions.
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How about a school voucher program for parents who want an option of public vs private school for thier children?
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tough old man wrote:As a married candidate, how do you feel about this?
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what is your view of the masters of wall st?

although i disapprove of leading questions, will you assrape them, nut them, or execute them?

will igxers be allowed to bind and fuck their daughters?
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dead man walking wrote:will igxers be allowed to bind and fuck their daughters?
And now we know @ has a brother from a different (albeit also unknown) father.
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Will you finally stop this BCS bullshit and demand a true playoff system to determine a national champion in Div. 1 college football?

Will you open more federal land to hiking and camping?

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What are your thoughts on a Logan's Run type population trimming for people that won't get off of unemployment? They have six months to find a job or volunteer eight hours a day or they fly through the air and get shot down with a CWIS ( Vulcan to you ground pounders).

That might deter immigration .


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So far so good, President Bats.

How will you deal with the impending retirement of a very skilled portion of our labor force in the next 20 years? Kiddos these days are shying away from the trades, math, & sciences, & not everyone can be a fackin' business major.

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Will Franco's birthday be celebrated on December 4th as nature demands, or will you make it a Monday holiday to pander to unionized gov't workers? Will you burn copies of "The Sun Also Rises" in the White House fireplaces.
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tough old man wrote:How about a school voucher program for parents who want an option of public vs private school for thier children?

State issue. However, the City of DC will be taken into receivership and administered by a board appointed by the president and approved by the Senate. If given a bill that approves a voucher system for Washington DC schools, I will sign it.
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Dietrich Buchenholz wrote:Gun ownership for felons?
Yes, after serving their time and parole. Rights are rights. If someone is that dangerous keep them in prison.

Dietrich Buchenholz wrote:Gun show loophole, background checks for private sellers?
None of the Governments business.

Dietrich Buchenholz wrote:Failing urban school systems?
State issue

Dietrich Buchenholz wrote:West Virginia?
Will be renamed Batboy land.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:Will Franco's birthday be celebrated on December 4th as nature demands, or will you make it a Monday holiday to pander to unionized gov't workers?
No, but I plan on grouping all of the Federal holidays together, so everyone can have a week or so off for national kegger. I will keep a picture of the Generalissimo on the oval office desk.
DrDonkeyLove wrote: Will you burn copies of "The Sun Also Rises" in the White House fireplaces.
No, just the numerous bills I plan on vetoing. Hemingway's novels will be printed on the white house TP.
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MarcoFP wrote:So far so good, President Bats.

How will you deal with the impending retirement of a very skilled portion of our labor force in the next 20 years? Kiddos these days are shying away from the trades, math, & sciences, & not everyone can be a fackin' business major.
End all education subsidies.
Abolish the Department of Education
Break the back of the NEA & Decertify Public unions
National service as previously described
Cut way back and eventually abolish entitlements
Abolish business taxes
Leave the education of children to the states and local gvt
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Holeyfraggaroley wrote:What are your thoughts on a Logan's Run type population trimming for people that won't get off of unemployment? They have six months to find a job or volunteer eight hours a day or they fly through the air and get shot down with a CWIS ( Vulcan to you ground pounders).

That might deter immigration .

First abolish the personal/corporate income tax and capital gains tax. Replace with national sales tax.
Stop bailing out everyone and let the economy have the shake out it needs to have.
Sell off all interest in any businesses the USA owns a part of.
End all business, education, and agriculture subsidies.
Also, If you're receiving unemployment beyond a certain point, say 3 months, you have to show up and work for uncle sugar at least part time.
Re-establish a definite end date to unemployment benefits.
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The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:What policies will you enact to decrease crime in a multi-ethnic, inclusive, antiracist, non-gender specific manner that protects Subaru owners from property damage in the event of natural disasters?
Black people? Treat them and hold them to the same standard as white people. End the democrat plantation system.
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Shapecharge wrote:Will you finally stop this BCS bullshit and demand a true playoff system to determine a national champion in Div. 1 college football?
Private issue. However, if congress sends me a bill rescinding title IX and boring ass womens sports programs, I will sign it. More money available for money making mens sports.
Shapecharge wrote:Will you open more federal land to hiking and camping?
Yeah, and that's not all. Can you say motor cross?
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dead man walking wrote:what is your view of the masters of wall st?
Please see my section on having a Constitution amendment passed banning all corporate, union, and non profits from donation to political campaigns. Only individuals will be able to contribute money.

Also, there will be absolutely no bail outs. So you can look forward to plenty of hedge fund managers, stock brokers, and other wall street types jumping out of windows or being forced to suck cock for living when they get to greedy and screw the pooch.
dead man walking wrote:although i disapprove of leading questions, will you assrape them, nut them, or execute them?
Worse, let them reap what they sow. The worst thing that can happen to these types is not having uncle sugar bail them out.
dead man walking wrote:will igxers be allowed to bind and fuck their daughters?
No, but long time Igxers will be recruited for a special revenge squad targeting @fitters. You can can bind and fuck any @fitter adult you want, fulling knowing I, the President, will give you a presidential pardon.
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Oh yeah BTW- will call for and sign a bill that legalized not just all drugs, but the distilling of alcohol.
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