IGX

Batboy2/75 wrote:

The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:Will you provide a copy of your birth certificate immediately, or keep it a secret to indulge PL54's conspiracy fetish?

Upon election, but only after Andy shows his death certificate.

=D> =D> =D>
Where can I send my check?

Batboy2/75 wrote:

seeahill wrote:Go to bed. That is all.

waste of effort.

I just got back from BJJ. Nervous system will be in overdrive for at least one hour longer.

Does that happen to you too? I can't sleep for hours after jiujitsu.

Fat Cat wrote:

Batboy2/75 wrote:

seeahill wrote:Go to bed. That is all.

waste of effort.

I just got back from BJJ. Nervous system will be in overdrive for at least one hour longer.

Does that happen to you too? I can't sleep for hours after jiujitsu.

Being a third shifter, it is fairly convenient for me, however, I am also pretty wound after class.

Fat Cat wrote:

Batboy2/75 wrote:

seeahill wrote:Go to bed. That is all.

waste of effort.

I just got back from BJJ. Nervous system will be in overdrive for at least one hour longer.

Does that happen to you too? I can't sleep for hours after jiujitsu.

Yep.

What would Jesus do really? I'm guessing hipster ipad user but you would know better.

Except for objectifying them as instruments of sexual gratification, women will be completely ignored by my administration.

tough old man wrote:What would Jesus do really? I'm guessing hipster ipad user but you would know better.

My version of Jesus owns an AK47 Bugarian Krinkov with a mini red dot and does SAMBO. He'd make hipsters wet their pants.

Batboy2/75 wrote:

tough old man wrote:What would you do to increase my retirement check? failing that how can you minimize what they take out of it?

... an ambasaborship for the topical paradise of your choice.

Customized pork for the author constituency ?

Prostitution. What's your take.

Cayenne wrote:

Batboy2/75 wrote:

tough old man wrote:What would you do to increase my retirement check? failing that how can you minimize what they take out of it?

... an ambassadorship for the topical paradise of your choice.

Customized pork for the author constituency ?

Like I said, I'm not above buying some votes.

Timmay will be offered the ambassadorship to Bouvet Island. The offer isn't optional.

Dux wrote:Prostitution. What's your take.

States rights issue. However, I'd like my state to legalize it NV style.

Will you encourage the south to secede again just so we can burn their cities?

bigpeach wrote:Will you encourage the south to secede again just so we can burn their cities?

Since most of their cities are populated by niggers; yes.

Dux wrote:Prostitution. What's your take.

Tons of them here:

The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:

Dux wrote:Prostitution. What's your take.

Tons of them here:

In a BatBoy admnistration, the Congressional buffet table will be closed. Government shut down? Please, I won't give two shits as I go about fucking off on Igx, drinking beer and fucking victoria secret models.

Batboy2/75 wrote: Timmay will be offered the ambassadorship to Bouvet Island. The offer isn't optional.

Cool beans. I could build a cabin there. Call it the Embassy.

And don't worry. I'll submit frequent reports...

Will there be any changes in airline security and customs? Also, I have a special friend and she likes to have sex in dangerous public places. Can we modify those laws too?

tough old man wrote:Will there be any changes in airline security and customs? Also, I have a special friend and she likes to have sex in dangerous public places. Can we modify those laws too?

Say good bye to the TSA- our policy will be profiling to the nth degree, armed pilots, and secure pilots cabins. Profiles will not be fixed, but based on current intel.

You and your friend will have to address your dangerous activities with your local municipality or state.

seeahill wrote:

Batboy2/75 wrote: Timmay will be offered the ambassadorship to Bouvet Island. The offer isn't optional.

Cool beans. I could build a cabin there. Call it the Embassy.

And don't worry. I'll submit frequent reports...

Send all reports to your furture boss FatCat. I understand his managemnet style is a bit rough, but he gets results. For some reason he calls it the Maytag treatment.

Can we expect a few high profile high paying patronage jobs for your fellow friends here at IGx who have supported you thoughout this ardurous campaign?

Shapecharge wrote:Can we expect a few high profile high paying patronage jobs for your fellow friends here at IGx who have supported you thoughout this ardurous campaign?

How does Shapecharge, Ambassador to Monaco, sound? Little to no responsibilities, diplomatic immunity, high pay, a detachment of Marines to protect your ass, and a kick ass embassy to kick your feet back in. BTW-BGE are require at each US Embassy, except for Bouvet Island.

So long as you don't do any real damge, feel free to use the Marine security detachment to take over downtown Monaco and roust the locals a bit. So long as you keep theese expeditions down to 6-8 expeditions a year, I won't give a shit.

Long live Batt!! I submit to you, my fellow American's and members of IGx that upon election of Batt we much proceed with a repeal of the 22nd amendment that would limit Batt to only two terms in office.

Who will be your VP
Sofia Vergara looks like she understands the issues.

DrDonkeyLove wrote:Who will be your VP
Sofia Vergara looks like she understands the issues.

No need for a woman VP. I will establish a new a hot female quai-military unit called Pleasure Force 1. I say quasi-military because they will wear uniforms and will obey my orders. Other than those two aspects, there will be nothing military about Pleasure Force 1. The uniforms will change seasonally and or the mood I'm in.

So far I decided upon.

Apron and stiletto heals and nothing else.
Naughty school girl
Hot Librarian
German Beer hall serving wench w/ braided hair

I haven't given much thought to VP. However, I plan on following Obamas lead in selecting VP that too stupid to try to stage a coup or run against me for my 2nd term.