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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Let teh lulz begin. The @Fit store is open:

http://store.crossfit.com/

Holy shit...what a rip off. Let's see, buy an overpriced t-shirt that can be purchased for a small change at a R@@bok outlet without the stupid delta logo or buy a good KB and/or heavy DB for the garage gym ?
Or an even better question;
Why am I not somehow tapping into this river of cash that is flowing @fit's way ? Even that dipshit Drywall, who started out mildly amusing but is now barely tolerable, has found a damn sponsor.

Holy highway robbery Batman! $100 smackers for a douchie hoodie. PT Barnum was correct!

tough old man wrote:Ummm...I got to page one. Its a little pricy for shit you can get at Marshall's for $10.

Bwahahahaha

What a bunch of overpriced whitebread bullshit.

$100 for a fucking zip up hoodie? $65 for a plain ass moisture wicking t?


Ahahahahahahaha

This Reebok/@fit store fiasco couldn't have turned out better if they'd let us design the gear for the queers.

HQ approved Gear for the Rear.

$60 shorts! And I LOVE that they've included Couch-isms in the info blurb next to the items!

But if it's too hot for a shirt, what's with the snowcap?

This really couldn't be much better.

WildGorillaWear is a way better deal. Ladies, at least I'll buy you dinner before I try to fuck you.

LOL

I can't believe how bad they fucked this up.

Whoever is in charge of marketing and merchandise in regards to the @fit/Reebock deal should be fucking fired.

I can't believe how funny this shit is.

Oh shit I just realized the competitors have to wear this shit.

Ahahahahahahahaha

It just gets better.

Schadenfreude at it's best.

$56 for a pair of lycra shorts. No, really.

http://shopcrossfitreebok.com/womens-1/ ... ather.html


I can't decide if I need to raise my prices or market WildGorillaWear on the comparative value of the product.

Heavy kettlebell squat cleans can be difficult with shorts that don't give.

And what's with the WOD Squad 74 ?

I like the men's striped knee socks...the next costume party I go to dressed as a munchkin, I'm rocking those !

And Reebok, I know you're reading this, yes WildGorillaWear is for sale, if you show me a credible offer. Looking at what you designed in house, you need all the help you can get.

Cave Canem wrote:

Heavy kettlebell squat cleans can be difficult with shorts that don't give.

Don't give what? For sixty bucks I expect shorts that will give me a blowjob.

Cave Canem wrote:

Heavy kettlebell squat cleans can be difficult with shorts that don't give.

And what's with the WOD Squad 74 ?

Never mind that, what's up with the triangle logo? It doesn't emblemize @fit OR Reebok OR both, combined. Was it the only symbol left in the world that wasn't already trademarked, or did Reebok's in-house design team totally phone it in because they know it doesn't matter anyway?

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Cave Canem wrote:

Heavy kettlebell squat cleans can be difficult with shorts that don't give.

And what's with the WOD Squad 74 ?

Never mind that, what's up with the triangle logo? It doesn't emblemize @fit OR Reebok OR both, combined. Was it the only symbol left in the world that wasn't already trademarked, or did Reebok's in-house design team totally phone it in because they know it doesn't matter anyway?

I believe they're calling it "Delta". Catchy. Let all the eleet ath-a-leets pretend they're on some kind of secret warrior mission. @fit/R@@bok Delta Farce

When do they launch their men's formal wear line?

WildGorillaMan wrote: Don't give what? For sixty bucks I expect shorts that will give me a blowjob.

Now THIS would be marketable.

This shit is too fuckin funny. Every time this thread starts to fall into the shiitter, HQ is gauranteed to do something to bring back the lulz.

it's a popular concept:

The Crawdaddy wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote: Don't give what? For sixty bucks I expect shorts that will give me a blowjob.

Now THIS would be marketable.

I'll buy a week's worth of shorts.

Do the shorts come with only one blowjob, or can we expect some ability to re-use?

$100 for a vinyl duffel bag
I wonder if Golda Meir was an original Shitfitter?

Another bungle of astonishing magnitude.

Fucking Saran is a big fat fucking liar and here is the proof. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!

Holy shit, someone drag up those quotes about how Reebok won't change anything. LULZ!

Couch is laughing at the utter ineptitude of his chosen successors.

Did they pick "delta" since it's the greek variable used for "change?"

That's pretty lame. Especially for 100 dollar shorts and shirts.

The best part? Crustfitters will still go out and buy these things in droves.

That shit looks gay as fuck.

I used to think some of the affiliate shit I saw was ridiculous, but this is like Crossfit-lite, pg-13. where's the "fuck"? Where's the clap? Where's the sweat pussy angels?