The couch thread

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:45 am

fourth list item: "intuits well", not "inuits well".

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:46 am

Shafman wrote:Rip encourages those dipshits. That's the problem. Plus Rip spawned those 70s Big guys.

Also, Rip's a horny dude. Eva T's a horny lady. There may be dots to connect.

Eva T is a horny lady because she took enough hormones to blur that line between the sexes and may have inherited some of the male sex drive as a result.

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:50 am

tzg wrote:fourth list item: "intuits well", not "inuits well".

You got something against Eskimos?

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:51 am

Shafman wrote:Kreator: The WOD was posted earlier somewhere...maybe even as early as 2002

2001. But I don't think comments were allowed until 2003, and the 2001-2002 WODs are no longer on the site.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:53 am

http://crossfit.com/cf-archives/archives-04.html

The current @F.com is the second or maybe even third version of the homepage.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:28 am

Dan Martin wrote:
tzg wrote:fourth list item: "intuits well", not "inuits well".
You got something against Eskimos?

Inuit wells don't work so hot. They're always freezing up, and if you go deep enough, then it's seawater.

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:46 am

Dan Martin wrote:
tzg wrote:fourth list item: "intuits well", not "inuits well".
You got something against Eskimos?

Yeah they started that whole low carb nonsense.

Shafman wrote:http://crossfit.com/cf-archives/archives-04.html

The current @F.com is the second or maybe even third version of the homepage.

Good find! Thx.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:06 am

Jay wrote:
Shafman wrote: Also, Rip's a horny dude. Eva T's a horny lady. There may be dots to connect.
Eva T is a horny lady because she took enough hormones to blur that line between the sexes and may have inherited some of the male sex drive as a result.

all i know about eva is she was (is?) a genuine athlete. an olympian. the real item.

that success was pre x-fit, but her bona fides gave x-fit credibility. she deserves to have made decent money out of the deal.

Yes, I'm drunk · Post by **Yes, I'm drunk** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:45 am

Jay wrote:
Shafman wrote:Eva T is a horny lady because she took enough hormones to blur that line between the sexes and may have inherited some of the male sex drive as a result.

I've always said that due to their heightened sex drives, a 3-some with Eva and Gillian would end in blood, cum, shame and love. Happy days.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:22 am

kreator wrote:
kreator wrote:
kreator wrote:
whitepapers.png

Stay tuned for tonight's release!
Behold, the first edition of the Crossfit White Papers Timeline:
https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=0B6rwJG ... w&hl=en_US

Feel free to point out any inaccuracies in the content or suggest any additions for the next edition. The goal is to make this as complete and accurate as possible.

Stay tuned in August 2011 for the following additions to the Crossfit White Papers:
- A How-To Guide on Glassassinations
- Current trends in rhabdo, SLAP, and achilles tears

The August 8th, 2009 thing about Russell Burger going to Gym Jones. Twight told me that traffic tripled to the Gym Jones site after that article was released. Needless to say, he was happy for the free advertising. $\:D/$

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:29 am

Kreator:
You may want to mention that Arthur Jones used the actual term "metabolic conditioning" in an Athletic Journal article back in 1975.

Article: http://arthurjonesexercise.com/Athletic ... ility1.PDF

Link talking about the date of publication: http://hitinpractice.motionforum.net/t1 ... thur-jones

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:49 am

Weight vest plus dip belt...you're doing it wrong.

If they don't do it with at least 20% slop, it's not @F.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:53 am

Is that a dip belt or a rubber band?

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:54 am

Ed Zachary wrote:Is that a dip belt or a rubber band?

That's a rubber band. @Fers can't do anything right.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:32 am

Looks like a future nominee for a Darwin award. Or at least an honorable mention.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:03 am

Don't get me wrong I'm all about unorthodox training tools. I don't own a sled so I drag chain and scrap iron up and down my road but I don't claim to be eleet.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:30 am

kreator wrote:
kreator wrote:
kreator wrote:
whitepapers.png

Stay tuned for tonight's release!
Behold, the first edition of the Crossfit White Papers Timeline:
https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=0B6rwJG ... w&hl=en_US

Feel free to point out any inaccuracies in the content or suggest any additions for the next edition. The goal is to make this as complete and accurate as possible.

Stay tuned in August 2011 for the following additions to the Crossfit White Papers:
- A How-To Guide on Glassassinations
- Current trends in rhabdo, SLAP, and achilles tears

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:31 am

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
Jay wrote:
Shafman wrote:Eva T is a horny lady because she took enough hormones to blur that line between the sexes and may have inherited some of the male sex drive as a result.
I've always said that due to their heightened sex drives, a 3-some with Eva and Gillian would end in blood, cum, shame and love. Happy days.

Wait. Are three ways not supposed to end that way? I prefer heavy on the shame, light on the love myself.

... · Post by **...** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:50 am

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:44 am

Whole 9 is their own little crazy world.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:10 pm

A year ago, who would have thought that an affiliate would hold a women's only contest called No Baby Leave The Socks On in honor of The Gorilla?

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2011 ... ks-on.html

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:14 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:A year ago, who would have thought that an affiliate would hold a women's only contest called No Baby Leave The Socks On in honor of The Gorilla?

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2011 ... ks-on.html

They should be home making cookies or love.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:32 pm

Just read that Gillian Mounsey piece. Idiotic.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:42 pm

Shafman wrote:Just read that Gillian Mounsey piece. Idiotic.

Your pajama-clad opinion notwithstanding she's being literally mobbed by broken @fitters for whom her story resonated, and are looking to her for a way out of the overtrained hell they've made for themselves. The venom from HQ should be forthcoming shortly.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:23 pm

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