Machete

Sandman · Post by **Sandman** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:11 pm

Words cannot describe the 90 or so minutes of cheesy violent bliss that was Machete. As long as you don't take things too seriously this movie is a damn good time.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:42 am

This movie should absolutely be taken seriously as a brilliant cinematic achievement for Robert Rodriguez. It is so technically amazing that I am thinking it absolutely goes over the head of 90% of the audience.

Fucking amazing movie.

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:37 pm

bump

Finally watched this when it crept its way up my netflix queue. It was everything I thought it was going to be after watching the first 30 seconds. Amazing. Chuck Norris wears Danny Trejo underwear.

PS. Jessia Alba, please SOMF.

Dux · Post by **Dux** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:24 pm

Machete don't text.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:59 am

I didn't like it, had to turn it off.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:37 pm

Fat Cat wrote:I didn't like it, had to turn it off.

Same here. Cool trailer that should have stayed a trailer.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:35 pm

I watched it...did not like it. A cool concept, but it hit wide of the mark. The longer it went, the dumber it got.

IGX

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