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Stillwater wrote:

I've always had people that did band-assisted pullups to have one foot outside of the band. That way, if the grip failed or if they slipped (reasonable assumptions if they couldn't pull themselves onto a bar to begin with), they could at least half-ass catch themselves with the free leg.

But this is @F. Working without a net is eleet.

Terry B. wrote:

friedquads wrote:

kreator wrote:http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/17192634

1 hr 18 minutes in, Tim Ferris (author of 4 hour body) says he blew out his hamstring...where else? A Crossfit endurance cert.

So much for learning to run better and injury free.

I remember reading that he did a kettlebell certification though hurt his shoulder. In his last book, he met with a speed caoch though didn't finish because he got injured doing either 20s or 40s and was using @fit endurance to train for an ultra which was to be completed around the time the book was published but.....http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/ultra/.

Guess it takes more than 4 hours.

Gin Master wrote:

Stillwater wrote:

I've always had people that did band-assisted pullups to have one foot outside of the band. That way, if the grip failed or if they slipped (reasonable assumptions if they couldn't pull themselves onto a bar to begin with), they could at least half-ass catch themselves with the free leg.

But this is @F. Working without a net is eleet.

What's the problem ? She's got that nice big baby bump to cushion her fall. I just want to know why she's not wearing a gas mask. Make it a little harder to get O2 to the future yard ape so he/she/it is born "eleet".

Pretentious twats are pretentious.

Thursday 110915
Rest Day


Johann Sebastian Bach, Overture in the French style B.831 Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.


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Anton Chekhov - The Beauties.

We follow a drunk and say "FUCK!!!!" a lot...but we're also pseudo-intellectuals!

My name is Dale Saran
...
If I do not hear back from you, the next time you receive a notice will be service of process for a lawsuit. Once that starts, I do not intend to stop that process until we are standing in front of a federal judge with you and your attorney explaining why you think you can use our mark with impunity.

LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First, the thought of Dale bumbling in front of a federal judge makes me want to advertise @F Gin Master in USA Today. Second, you stop when you achieve your objective (which should have something to do with your client's goals). Dale would know that if he ever achieved his objectives in the first place.

Gin Master wrote:

My name is Dale Saran
...
If I do not hear back from you, the next time you receive a notice will be service of process for a lawsuit. Once that starts, I do not intend to stop that process until we are standing in front of a federal judge with you and your attorney explaining why you think you can use our mark with impunity.

LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First, the thought of Dale bumbling in front of a federal judge makes me want to advertise @F Gin Master in USA Today. Second, you stop when you achieve your objective (which should have something to do with your client's goals). Dale would know that if he ever achieved his objectives in the first place.

Well, he says he's going to stop at the first hearing. With that threat, I think I'd just go ahead. LULZ

Never can get a train when you need one.

Gin Master wrote:

My name is Dale Saran
...
If I do not hear back from you, the next time you receive a notice will be service of process for a lawsuit. Once that starts, I do not intend to stop that process until we are standing in front of a federal judge with you and your attorney explaining why you think you can use our mark with impunity.

LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First, the thought of Dale bumbling in front of a federal judge makes me want to advertise @F Gin Master in USA Today. Second, you stop when you achieve your objective (which should have something to do with your client's goals). Dale would know that if he ever achieved his objectives in the first place.

So if i start throwing around @fit PL54 you will represent me Sonny Bono in Federal Court?



Starring Tom Cruise as Dale Saran

Starring Jack Nicholson as PL54

Starring Demi Moore as Syaigh

Starring Kevin Bacon as Gin Master

Starring Beer Jew as Lt Weinberg

Starring Keifer Sutherland as Shape

Gin Master wrote:Never can get a train when you need one.

I hope he does that to failure.

Gin Master wrote:Never can get a train when you need one.

It's a slow day on the RR for EZ.

First, the thought of Dale bumbling in front of a federal judge makes me want to advertise @F Gin Master in USA Today.

Provided a legit lulz.

Gin Master wrote:

My name is Dale Saran
...
If I do not hear back from you, the next time you receive a notice will be service of process for a lawsuit. Once that starts, I do not intend to stop that process until we are standing in front of a federal judge with you and your attorney explaining why you think you can use our mark with impunity.

LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First, the thought of Dale bumbling in front of a federal judge makes me want to advertise @F Gin Master in USA Today. Second, you stop when you achieve your objective (which should have something to do with your client's goals). Dale would know that if he ever achieved his objectives in the first place.

Where did that come from, GM?

Serious question: has @fit ever gone further than the C&D letter? Has anyone, anywhere ever actually been taken to court over trademark? To my knowledge they've never actually sued anybody. Because if they had it would have been reposted in this thread.

If I'm off-base here, someone please clue me in.

Never seen nor heard of anything other than a letter.

Shafman wrote:Never seen nor heard of anything other than a letter.

That's what I thought.

One day a cartel of affiliates are going to get together, stop paying their fees and carry on as @fit boxes, business as usual and when Saran starts to squawk, they'll collectively tell HQ to go fuck themselves.

That day will be like New Year's Eve on the couch thread.

WildGorillaMan wrote:One day a cartel of affiliates are going to get together, stop paying their fees and carry on as @fit boxes, business as usual and when Saran starts to squawk, they'll collectively tell HQ to go fuck themselves.

That day will be like New Year's Eve on the couch thread.

I've been saying for year(s) now that affiliates need to form a collective of some sort to have more leverage when dealing w/ HQ. I'm not up on the area of law, but a franchisor has certain duties to its franchisees. Of course HQ says they are are "affiliates" not franchises and maybe there's a legal distinction, but business relationships still entail some duties. HQ could have their back put to the wall if affiliates would band together and wisen up. WHERE ARE YOU INSURANCE POLICIES?? WHY CAN HQ DEVOTE TIME AND MONEY TO RELATIONSHIPS PROFITABLE TO HQ (e.g., Reebok) WHILE FAILING TO MOVE FORWARD WITH THE RRG?

I can see it already, the next @Fit shirt:

"KIPPING FOR TWO"

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Gin Master wrote:

My name is Dale Saran
...
If I do not hear back from you, the next time you receive a notice will be service of process for a lawsuit. Once that starts, I do not intend to stop that process until we are standing in front of a federal judge with you and your attorney explaining why you think you can use our mark with impunity.

LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First, the thought of Dale bumbling in front of a federal judge makes me want to advertise @F Gin Master in USA Today. Second, you stop when you achieve your objective (which should have something to do with your client's goals). Dale would know that if he ever achieved his objectives in the first place.

Where did that come from, GM?

Serious question: has @fit ever gone further than the C&D letter? Has anyone, anywhere ever actually been taken to court over trademark? To my knowledge they've never actually sued anybody. Because if they had it would have been reposted in this thread.

If I'm off-base here, someone please clue me in.

Quack posted the letter.

To answer the other question, YES. Finally!

Case 2:11-cv-01061-JL

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
WESTERN DISTRICT OF WASHINGTON
AT SEATTLE

CROSSFIT INC.,
Plaintiff,
vs.
TAL MOORE and JANE DOE MOORE,
husband and wife, and the marital community
composed therein,
Defendants

I have to leave in a few minutes. If anyone wants to look this up on Pacer and paste it, be my guest.

I hate to change the subject, but HQ would be so dissapointed if I didn't post this here.

Apparently we're all so desensitized to T&A and child endangerment that they're upping the ante and trying to piss off the animal rights crowd.

Here's the squeals of outrage from the vegan contingent of the @fit community:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... e=1&ref=nf

WildGorillaMan wrote:I hate to change the subject, but HQ would be so dissapointed if I didn't post this here.

Apparently we're all so desensitized to T&A and child endangerment that they're upping the ante and trying to piss off the animal rights crowd.

Here's the squeals of outrage from the vegan contingent of the @fit community:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... e=1&ref=nf

Takes being a cougar to a whole new level.

What the fuck is that stupid bitch doing? Crossfitfucking Mongolia?

Finally we get some prime shots of Crossfit moose-knuckle...and it's this.

I'm pro-hunting, but IMHO, that shows zero respect for the animal.

protobuilder wrote:I'm pro-hunting, but IMHO, that shows zero respect for the animal.

Yeah, doesn't take a vegan to see the disrespect in that picture. Keep shooting lower, HQ...you will eventually hit bottom.