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I've always had people that did band-assisted pullups to have one foot outside of the band. That way, if the grip failed or if they slipped (reasonable assumptions if they couldn't pull themselves onto a bar to begin with), they could at least half-ass catch themselves with the free leg.

But this is @F. Working without a net is eleet.
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grip junky wrote:It is just funny to me the comments about disrespect made by people who would not think twice about throwing meat away in their day to day life.
Hypocrisy is a national pastime.
WildGorillaMan wrote:So Facebook disabled my account. Clearly the moose jokes were a bridge too far.
Because of what? PETA or @fit complained?
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OK, I posted a link to the picture on a vegan discussion board that has several @fit discussions - the thread is gone already.

Again, hypocrisy all-around.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:It has begun.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/219899484731081/
13 members?

I think you overestimated your online popularity perhaps.

It could be the case of oversaturation.

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CultBuster wrote:
So Facebook disabled my account. Clearly the moose jokes were a bridge too far
CFHQ is on FB and not ;letting up. Couch Crassmen recieved a nice friendly notice.

On another front
http://www.westside-barbell.com/product ... ?c=6&p=360

Aside from the $1500 for some DVDs and a study guide....
A dvd explaining the Westside Barbell System by Louie Simmons
A dvd explaining the Pose Running by Dr. Nicholas S. Romanov
A dvd explaining Combat Conditioning by John Saylor
Explosive Power and Jumping Ability for all Sports by Thomas Kurtz and Tadeusz Starzynski
Managing the Training of the Weightlifters by Nikolai Petrovich Laputin and Valentin Grigoryevich Oleshko
Science and Practice of Strength Training by Vladimir Zatsiorsky and William Kraemer
Science of Sports Training by Thomas Kurtz
Supertraining by Mel Siff
Strength and Conditioning of the World’s Greatest Fighters by John Saylor
Where's Couch? B-Mac? Hmmmm

$1500???!?!?!?!? I downloaded most of that shit free.

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Jay wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:It has begun.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/219899484731081/
13 members?

I think you overestimated your online popularity perhaps.

It could be the case of oversaturation.
Well sheeeiiiitttt. Evidently Drywall's a fanboy (or WGM is Drywall).

http://www.forgingelitesarcasm.com/2011 ... #more-1264
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The Crawdaddy wrote:
Jay wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:It has begun.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/219899484731081/
13 members?

I think you overestimated your online popularity perhaps.

It could be the case of oversaturation.
Well sheeeiiiitttt. Evidently Drywall's a fanboy (or WGM is Drywall).

http://www.forgingelitesarcasm.com/2011 ... #more-1264
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FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION

WILDGORILLAMEDIA RESPONDS TO FACEBOOK INCIDENT


Two days ago, an escalating misunderstanding led to the suspension of WildGorillaMedia's Facebook account. The epicenter of the misunderstanding was @fit HQ posting the now infamous moose knuckle picture on their Facebook wall and the decision of WildGorillaMedia's CEO, Wild GorillaMan to tag PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals) in HQ's photo. 

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In the wake of the suspension WildGorillaMedia's Crisis Committee has identified three likely scenarios that may have led to the incident:

a) PETA, lacking the critical mental faculties to appreciate the maxim "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" missed the point entirely and complained to Facebook. So much for basic Game Theory. 

b) HQ has a long and well documented history of bullying and character assassination of foes they perceive as defenseless, but slinking away from serious conflict. It's probable that HQ's social media personnel, faced with the potential of being targeted by a well capitalized, mobilized, militant, and entirely implacable foe, panicked and took the only option they saw to save themselves, and complained to Facebook.

c) All of the above. 

Assessment Of Impact: While embarrassing and regrettable, in the short term the loss of the WildGorillaMedia Facebook page has had no negative impact on Team Gorilla site traffic, ad revenue, or merchandise sales at WildGorillaWear. 

In fact, the groundswell of popular support from diehard Team Gorilla fans across multiple social media platforms, as well as by email and phone has been overwhelming. WildGorillaMedia's social media team is already working approved overtime to spin the buzz into new levels of popularity. 
 
Conclusions: It is the finding of the Crisis Committee and the Board of Directors that CEO Wild GorillaMan exhibited poor strategic decision making and failed to represent the interests of WildGorillaMedia's customers and shareholders to the best of his ability. A formal letter of reprimand has been placed in his personnel file with HR and he has been placed on one week's unpaid administrative leave, and this incident will be taken into consideration at year end when bonus calculations are done. 

About WildGorillaMedia: WildGorillaMedia is an industry leader in fitness blogging and social media, and training apparel sales, maintaining a globally recognized brand image across multiple verticals
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Honestly, thats what you get for trying to use PETA to fuck with Xfit. PETA are far worse cocksuckers than Glassman or any other xfit tard. You realize their ultimate goal is total liberation of animals? As in, you aren't allowed to even have a pet dog or cat?
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Linking PETA was as retarded as it gets and all your facebook @fit fans are up in arms over it.

The internet has replaced real life.

Only online can a @fit hating "gorilla" sell t-shirts to @fitters and recycle pictures on a heavily trafficked blog.


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The Beer Jew wrote:
CultBuster wrote:
So Facebook disabled my account. Clearly the moose jokes were a bridge too far
CFHQ is on FB and not ;letting up. Couch Crassmen recieved a nice friendly notice.

On another front
http://www.westside-barbell.com/product ... ?c=6&p=360

Aside from the $1500 for some DVDs and a study guide....
A dvd explaining the Westside Barbell System by Louie Simmons
A dvd explaining the Pose Running by Dr. Nicholas S. Romanov
A dvd explaining Combat Conditioning by John Saylor
Explosive Power and Jumping Ability for all Sports by Thomas Kurtz and Tadeusz Starzynski
Managing the Training of the Weightlifters by Nikolai Petrovich Laputin and Valentin Grigoryevich Oleshko
Science and Practice of Strength Training by Vladimir Zatsiorsky and William Kraemer
Science of Sports Training by Thomas Kurtz
Supertraining by Mel Siff
Strength and Conditioning of the World’s Greatest Fighters by John Saylor
Where's Couch? B-Mac? Hmmmm

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Jay wrote:Linking PETA was as retarded as it gets and all your facebook @fit fans are up in arms over it.

The internet has replaced real life.

Only online can a @fit hating "gorilla" sell t-shirts to @fitters and recycle pictures on a heavily trafficked blog.
@fit is an absurd situation. And the only rational response is greater absurdity.

You'll be a lot happier once you realize that @fit is theater. It's soap opera meets improv night meets performance art, and it's sole purpose is to entertain me, you and everybody else. I used to be angry, now I'm just entertained.
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I see your point... I don't know how these @fitters are so fucking stupid though, they are being laughed at and they love it.


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Jay wrote:Linking PETA was as retarded as it gets
gorillaman still has work to do to attain the visual quality and visceral provocation of peta

http://www.peta.org/features/elisabetta ... r-fur.aspx
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Jay wrote:I see your point... I don't know how these @fitters are so fucking stupid though, they are being laughed at and they love it.
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There may be a number of things wrong with that picture but first and foremost let's recognize that the chick holding the moose legs is hideously fucking ugly. I'm surprised she didn't get shot instead of the moose.

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Jay wrote:I see your point... I don't know how these @fitters are so fucking stupid though, they are being laughed at and they love it.
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WGM, you're no different than Drywall. You go on here and act like CF is a big joke, meanwhile you're deep in their pockets, buddy-buddy with as many Crossfitters as the most rabid Crossfitter, and your blog is a giant CF advertisement. At least Drywall makes fun of them outside of IGX.

<insert complaints about my low post count here in an attempt to divert attention away from inherent hypocrisy of your actions>

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I'd Hit It wrote:WGM, you're no different than Drywall. You go on here and act like CF is a big joke, meanwhile you're deep in their pockets, buddy-buddy with as many Crossfitters as the most rabid Crossfitter, and your blog is a giant CF advertisement. At least Drywall makes fun of them outside of IGX.

<insert complaints about my low post count here in an attempt to divert attention away from inherent hypocrisy of your actions>
Drywall did @fit. WGM has never done @fit. So unless you have pictures of WGM sucking dick behind a dumpster or something, WGM>Drywall. Even then, it would be a tie for what was more gay.

You're just mad you didn't think of his idea to get vapid @fit chicks to send you pictures and buy your shitty T-shirts. All with the added benefit of mocking @fit (while doing all of the above) only proves the genius of the idea.
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Truly, WGM is a Pimp Master, with a stable of Attention Whores puttin' it on the streets to bring him coin.
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Are full of passionate intensity.

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I'd Hit It wrote:WGM, you're no different than Drywall. You go on here and act like CF is a big joke, meanwhile you're deep in their pockets, buddy-buddy with as many Crossfitters as the most rabid Crossfitter, and your blog is a giant CF advertisement. At least Drywall makes fun of them outside of IGX.

<insert complaints about my low post count here in an attempt to divert attention away from inherent hypocrisy of your actions>
You really need to check back on the thread on how the Gorilla evolved from posting up pics of attention-whoring wimmenz into actually making bank off of it. Surprisingly enough, if @Fit finally died in a gin-fueled explosion, the attention whores would still be coming to WGM.
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Truly, WGM is a Pimp Master, with a stable of Attention Whores puttin' it on the streets to bring him coin.
If there is ever a going out of business sale, WGM may post pages of nude @fitters.
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Cave Canem wrote:
Jay wrote:I see your point... I don't know how these @fitters are so fucking stupid though, they are being laughed at and they love it.
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Shapecharge wrote:There may be a number of things wrong with that picture but first and foremost let's recognize that the chick holding the moose legs is hideously fucking ugly. I'm surprised she didn't get shot instead of the moose.
Moose presses, so easy even.....
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Shapecharge wrote:There may be a number of things wrong with that picture but first and foremost let's recognize that the chick holding the moose legs is hideously fucking ugly. I'm surprised she didn't get shot instead of the moose.
This is true, no doubt about it.

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