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skinny bitch needs to eat a sammich
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I would like to see more Wods done in deep water, preferably wearing a weight vest and using heavy kettlebells. They can start with Turkish getups.
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Captain Quack wrote:That's funny, WGM must have just beat me to the punch. Great minds...
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WildGorillaMan wrote: Stop it. Just...stop it.
I'm hurt. I think that video is the best WOD I've seen to date.
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I'd Hit It wrote:
Freki wrote:
I can't decide if that is borderline as far as douchebaggery can go or brilliant satire.
You haven't seen the start of douchebaggery:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOg25HlBNiU#t=59s
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As if comparing themselves to Navy Seals and other elite troops wasn't enough, now they have to try to believe that they are as tough as prison inmates ? Is this really supposed to be fun ? On the yard for a day ? These morons must have the short bus running 24/7.

http://www.theprisonyardgames.com/

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Cleanse.

jesus. if by 'cleanse' you mean 'give me a gallon of bleach for my fucking eyes' then, okay.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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sanchezero wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Cleanse.

jesus. if by 'cleanse' you mean 'give me a gallon of bleach for my fucking eyes' then, okay.
WTF? A dried out turkey with gristle and silicone?
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Is this a better cleanse?
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too much gristle? not enough?
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baffled wrote:Is this a better cleanse?
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too much gristle? not enough?
Just right.
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That's what I thought.
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Dumbfucks. I wish they would have gone dea agent & shot themselves in the foot.
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Fat Cat wrote:
I'd Hit It wrote:
Freki wrote:
I can't decide if that is borderline as far as douchebaggery can go or brilliant satire.
You haven't seen the start of douchebaggery:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOg25HlBNiU#t=59s
fucking white people
We may disagree about the OWS 1% and what to do about them, but @fitters are a 1% I'd whole heartedly support the mass skull fucking and slow killing of.

Who the fuck can afford to give two hundred dollars a month and Several thousand dollars for BS certifications to a fitness cult; in the middle of the worst recession since the great depression?

@fit fags is who.

Send them all to the guillotine!
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Batboy2/75 wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:
I'd Hit It wrote:
Freki wrote:
I can't decide if that is borderline as far as douchebaggery can go or brilliant satire.
You haven't seen the start of douchebaggery:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOg25HlBNiU#t=59s
fucking white people
We may disagree about the OWS 1% and what to do about them, but @fitters are a 1% I'd whole heartedly suport the mass skull fucking and slow killing of.

Who the fuck can afford give two hundred dollars a month and Several thousand dollars for BS certifications to a fitness cult; in the middle of the worst recession since the great depression?

@fit fags is who.

No Shit! You got to be timid and weak inside to pay that fat fuck to use their stupid little name to do fucking Circuit training.

Sure alot of these fucks are making more money than me but I've got integrity, independnece and I don't fucking hurt my clients.
DARTH-FIT Kinda like RKC and Crossfit but minus the dipshit fitness cult mentality and actually geard towards the individual. Since 2003AD

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Things have definitely not gotten better in a couple of years.
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Book about @fit next year.
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Narcissism and arrogance have always been powerful forces.
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protobuilder wrote:Narcissism and arrogance have always been powerful forces.
High elbows+moar weight on the bar trumps narcissism and arrogance.

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Once again, Shoreline Crossfit never disappoints.
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For example, 30 seconds of looking reveals a male tramp stamp pic. AWESOME!

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Not to mention the swarthy man's awesome mustache. I'm kind of turning the page here. Tramps stamps and staches!
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Shafman wrote:For example, 30 seconds of looking reveals a male tramp stamp pic. AWESOME!

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you sure that's a dood? awful big for a male crassfatter...
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Shafman wrote:For example, 30 seconds of looking reveals a male tramp stamp pic. AWESOME!

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It looks like they're jumping. Dude is about to jump over old lady in the back doing a plank. And it looks like Tramp Stamp just cleared Lucky Pierre's arm. This should be fun when they get tired.
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Bobby wrote:Book about @fit next year.
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Hmm...all those people and no handstands or babies attached to them? The community would not approve.
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