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And just when I thought the last couple pages couldn't get any gayer, Gin goes and admits his guilty pleasure.Gin Master wrote:Dammit. I like Glee, but if @F infiltrates it the show will be too gay to watch.
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I'm still getting replies to the crossfit video I trolled almost 6 months ago. They get butthurt with the slightest challenge to their elite-nessbaffled wrote:Alright, who's going to troll the comments? I don't have a youtube account, but I may make one to do a little trollin'.
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Jay wrote:Gin, I don't know whether to admire you for admitting you like Glee or be real fucking worried.
Can't speak for Glee but that Project Runway is a hella good show....
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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>Gin Master wrote:Dammit. I like Glee, but if @F infiltrates it the show will be too gay to watch.WildGorillaMan wrote:It's a trailer. Reeb@k spent some serious shekels to get @fit a product placement on the season opener of Glee.kreator wrote:
Did they enter their local talent show? WTF is that?
Do you really like Glee though?
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Fuck it, Ima stand up and say it loud and proud: I'm with Gin on this. While my sexual orientation is entirely hetero, my musical tastes are amazingly, flamingly gay.Jay wrote:Gin, I don't know whether to admire you for admitting you like Glee or be real fucking worried.
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LOL. Yeah, I like the show. I hate pop music but like choral arrangements of pop songs. It's mostly well written, moves quickly, and is amusing.baffled wrote:=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>Gin Master wrote:Dammit. I like Glee, but if @F infiltrates it the show will be too gay to watch.WildGorillaMan wrote:It's a trailer. Reeb@k spent some serious shekels to get @fit a product placement on the season opener of Glee.kreator wrote:
Did they enter their local talent show? WTF is that?
Do you really like Glee though?
My junior high football coach required every male in athletics to try out for the choir or orchestra if they wanted to play football. As a result, our schools ended up having strong choral programs, especially in the male sections. I took up piano and guitar and dabbled in bass and pipe organ (which completely kicks ass), did a few musicals, etc. In college, I may have set a record as the only guy to sing a lead role in Don Giovanni and fight in a kickboxing match in the same week. Are a lot of the guys that do it gay? Yes. But they're funny and they make excellent, no, fabulous wing men.
I don't know how or when music got all gay. Back in the day, men kicked ass, screwed their women, and then got drunk and sang about it. The only Americans that do this anymore are rugby players. Shame.
We'll be doing show tunes at the next camp out.
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Real men don't have a list of things they aren't allowed to do, they just get out there and do shit.
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Real men don't have a list of things they aren't allowed to do, they just get out there and do shit.
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"My two month old son woke up in the middle of the workout so I loaded him into the baby bag and kept going."
- Chad Miller
I'm gonna bet the next movements in his workout were burpees and chest to bar pull ups...he is soo hardcore!
Fucking Koolaid drinkers!
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According to gay men, real men take it in the shitpipe too.Schlegel wrote:I don't know when this stupid crap happened about "real men" don't dance, sing, cook, or play the fucking flute if they feel like it, but it's pseudo-macho bullshit promulgated by idiots who don't have a clue how to be a man.
Real men don't have a list of things they aren't allowed to do, they just get out there and do shit.
All kidding aside, I used to play piano, sax, guitar, I sang, played sports and can throw a mean fucking right hook.
All that means that I'll sing a nice little song before I knock a motherfuck out.
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Really Big Strong Guy: There are a plethora of psychopaths among us.
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Jay wrote:According to gay men, real men take it in the shitpipe too.Schlegel wrote:I don't know when this stupid crap happened about "real men" don't dance, sing, cook, or play the fucking flute if they feel like it, but it's pseudo-macho bullshit promulgated by idiots who don't have a clue how to be a man.
Real men don't have a list of things they aren't allowed to do, they just get out there and do shit.
All kidding aside, I used to play piano, sax, guitar, I sang, played sports and can throw a mean fucking right hook.
All that means that I'll sing a nice little song before I knock a motherfuck out.
If you want the broadest sense of what it is to be a man, I think the ancient Persians had down. This is from Herodotus, "On The Customs of the Persians"
"....to ride, to draw the bow, and to speak the truth."
This is in my opinion what a man should aspire to; not literally, but metaphoricaly. Everything else is subjective.
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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Damn, you're quick on the trigger.RudyK wrote:
"My two month old son woke up in the middle of the workout so I loaded him into the baby bag and kept going."
- Chad Miller
I'm gonna bet the next movements in his workout were burpees and chest to bar pull ups...he is soo hardcore!
Fucking Koolaid drinkers!
But every good rower needs a coxswain.
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What's your favorite "in the line of duty" injury? We want to hear about your most painful/interesting/gnarly CrossFit injury...(no pictures of broken bones, please)
Mine is dropping the 55# bar on my head during Fight Gone Bad. Luckily the lump was in hairline so it wasn't obvious, but it sure hurt, and I felt kind of stupid. Luckily Beau and Dusty didn't see it:)

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Dial 1-800-shysterHymen Asshole wrote:From Temecula crossfit, why you'd want this on the interwebz to last forever and ever
What's your favorite "in the line of duty" injury? We want to hear about your most painful/interesting/gnarly CrossFit injury...(no pictures of broken bones, please)
Mine is dropping the 55# bar on my head during Fight Gone Bad. Luckily the lump was in hairline so it wasn't obvious, but it sure hurt, and I felt kind of stupid. Luckily Beau and Dusty didn't see it:)
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Hymen Asshole wrote:From Temecula crossfit, why you'd want this on the interwebz to last forever and ever
What's your favorite "in the line of duty" injury? We want to hear about your most painful/interesting/gnarly CrossFit injury...(no pictures of broken bones, please)
Mine is dropping the 55# bar on my head during Fight Gone Bad. Luckily the lump was in hairline so it wasn't obvious, but it sure hurt, and I felt kind of stupid. Luckily Beau and Dusty didn't see it:)
Temecula is full of dumb ass soccer moms. WTF-"in the line of duty" ?????? Get over yourself bitch. You're just fucking exercising; not saving people from a burning building, stopping a bank robbery, or charging a fucking hill underfire.
Dumbass cunts flailing around like fucking retards and they think thier hardened warriors or some such shit. I don't know who the fuck Beau and Dusty are, but I hope they're two large ass dogs that go rabid and killer her dumb ass.
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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Truth, but like a typical @fitter, he's doing that wrong too (Kid's not facing the right direction, no attempt at a stroke count....). I mean shit. Talk about half-assed training attempt of the little one.Cave Canem wrote:Damn, you're quick on the trigger.RudyK wrote:
"My two month old son woke up in the middle of the workout so I loaded him into the baby bag and kept going."
- Chad Miller
I'm gonna bet the next movements in his workout were burpees and chest to bar pull ups...he is soo hardcore!
Fucking Koolaid drinkers!
But every good rower needs a coxswain.
"A good man always knows his limitations..." -- "Dirty" Harry CallahanBlaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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