The couch thread

JamesFrank · Post by **JamesFrank** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:05 pm

Gym Winderlicker wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:

Ed....??? No pun intended with my signature but...
I'd hit it even if it didn't have a cock.

Who is this delightful minx?

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:18 pm

Gin Master wrote:Dammit. I like Glee, but if @F infiltrates it the show will be too gay to watch.

And just when I thought the last couple pages couldn't get any gayer, Gin goes and admits his guilty pleasure.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:41 pm

Gin, I don't know whether to admire you for admitting you like Glee or be real fucking worried.

Zombomatic · Post by **Zombomatic** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:18 pm

baffled wrote:Alright, who's going to troll the comments? I don't have a youtube account, but I may make one to do a little trollin'.

I'm still getting replies to the crossfit video I trolled almost 6 months ago. They get butthurt with the slightest challenge to their elite-ness

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:20 pm

Jay wrote:Gin, I don't know whether to admire you for admitting you like Glee or be real fucking worried.

Can't speak for Glee but that Project Runway is a hella good show....

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:56 pm

Gin Master wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
kreator wrote:
Did they enter their local talent show? WTF is that?
It's a trailer. Reeb@k spent some serious shekels to get @fit a product placement on the season opener of Glee.
Dammit. I like Glee, but if @F infiltrates it the show will be too gay to watch.

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Do you really like Glee though?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:10 pm

Jay wrote:Gin, I don't know whether to admire you for admitting you like Glee or be real fucking worried.

Fuck it, Ima stand up and say it loud and proud: I'm with Gin on this. While my sexual orientation is entirely hetero, my musical tastes are amazingly, flamingly gay.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:21 pm

baffled wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
kreator wrote:
Did they enter their local talent show? WTF is that?
It's a trailer. Reeb@k spent some serious shekels to get @fit a product placement on the season opener of Glee.
Dammit. I like Glee, but if @F infiltrates it the show will be too gay to watch.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Do you really like Glee though?

LOL. Yeah, I like the show. I hate pop music but like choral arrangements of pop songs. It's mostly well written, moves quickly, and is amusing.

My junior high football coach required every male in athletics to try out for the choir or orchestra if they wanted to play football. As a result, our schools ended up having strong choral programs, especially in the male sections. I took up piano and guitar and dabbled in bass and pipe organ (which completely kicks ass), did a few musicals, etc. In college, I may have set a record as the only guy to sing a lead role in Don Giovanni and fight in a kickboxing match in the same week. Are a lot of the guys that do it gay? Yes. But they're funny and they make excellent, no, fabulous wing men.

I don't know how or when music got all gay. Back in the day, men kicked ass, screwed their women, and then got drunk and sang about it. The only Americans that do this anymore are rugby players. Shame.

We'll be doing show tunes at the next camp out.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:12 am

When Glee does a Gwar episode I'll watch it.

Schlegel · Post by **Schlegel** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:12 am

I don't know when this stupid crap happened about "real men" don't dance, sing, cook, or play the fucking flute if they feel like it, but it's pseudo-macho bullshit promulgated by idiots who don't have a clue how to be a man.

Real men don't have a list of things they aren't allowed to do, they just get out there and do shit.

Bleve · Post by **Bleve** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:26 am

I'm fucking sick of all these old bands doing crappy covers of Glee songs....

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:28 am

My name is syaigh and I'm a band geek. And I used to do crossfit.

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:31 am

Real men don't have a list of things they aren't allowed to do, they just get out there and do shit.

RudyK · Post by **RudyK** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:37 am

"My two month old son woke up in the middle of the workout so I loaded him into the baby bag and kept going."
- Chad Miller
I'm gonna bet the next movements in his workout were burpees and chest to bar pull ups...he is soo hardcore!

Fucking Koolaid drinkers!

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:44 am

Schlegel wrote:I don't know when this stupid crap happened about "real men" don't dance, sing, cook, or play the fucking flute if they feel like it, but it's pseudo-macho bullshit promulgated by idiots who don't have a clue how to be a man.

Real men don't have a list of things they aren't allowed to do, they just get out there and do shit.

According to gay men, real men take it in the shitpipe too.

All kidding aside, I used to play piano, sax, guitar, I sang, played sports and can throw a mean fucking right hook.

All that means that I'll sing a nice little song before I knock a motherfuck out.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:47 am

a man could get aids from this thread.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:01 am

Jay wrote:
Schlegel wrote:I don't know when this stupid crap happened about "real men" don't dance, sing, cook, or play the fucking flute if they feel like it, but it's pseudo-macho bullshit promulgated by idiots who don't have a clue how to be a man.

Real men don't have a list of things they aren't allowed to do, they just get out there and do shit.
According to gay men, real men take it in the shitpipe too.

All kidding aside, I used to play piano, sax, guitar, I sang, played sports and can throw a mean fucking right hook.

All that means that I'll sing a nice little song before I knock a motherfuck out.

If you want the broadest sense of what it is to be a man, I think the ancient Persians had down. This is from Herodotus, "On The Customs of the Persians"

"....to ride, to draw the bow, and to speak the truth."

This is in my opinion what a man should aspire to; not literally, but metaphoricaly. Everything else is subjective.

Zombomatic · Post by **Zombomatic** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:38 am

these guys will dance your face off, and this routine is probably way better conditioning than any xfit workout:

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:46 am

RudyK wrote:

"My two month old son woke up in the middle of the workout so I loaded him into the baby bag and kept going."
- Chad Miller
I'm gonna bet the next movements in his workout were burpees and chest to bar pull ups...he is soo hardcore!

Fucking Koolaid drinkers!

Damn, you're quick on the trigger.

But every good rower needs a coxswain.

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:51 am

From Temecula crossfit, why you'd want this on the interwebz to last forever and ever

What's your favorite "in the line of duty" injury? We want to hear about your most painful/interesting/gnarly CrossFit injury...(no pictures of broken bones, please)
Mine is dropping the 55# bar on my head during Fight Gone Bad. Luckily the lump was in hairline so it wasn't obvious, but it sure hurt, and I felt kind of stupid. Luckily Beau and Dusty didn't see it:)

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:56 am

How could anyone call this gay?

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:00 am

Nothing gay about a good musical.....

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:02 am

Hymen Asshole wrote:From Temecula crossfit, why you'd want this on the interwebz to last forever and ever

What's your favorite "in the line of duty" injury? We want to hear about your most painful/interesting/gnarly CrossFit injury...(no pictures of broken bones, please)
Mine is dropping the 55# bar on my head during Fight Gone Bad. Luckily the lump was in hairline so it wasn't obvious, but it sure hurt, and I felt kind of stupid. Luckily Beau and Dusty didn't see it:)

Dial 1-800-shyster

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:49 am

Hymen Asshole wrote:From Temecula crossfit, why you'd want this on the interwebz to last forever and ever

What's your favorite "in the line of duty" injury? We want to hear about your most painful/interesting/gnarly CrossFit injury...(no pictures of broken bones, please)
Mine is dropping the 55# bar on my head during Fight Gone Bad. Luckily the lump was in hairline so it wasn't obvious, but it sure hurt, and I felt kind of stupid. Luckily Beau and Dusty didn't see it:)

Temecula is full of dumb ass soccer moms. WTF-"in the line of duty" ?????? Get over yourself bitch. You're just fucking exercising; not saving people from a burning building, stopping a bank robbery, or charging a fucking hill underfire.

Dumbass cunts flailing around like fucking retards and they think thier hardened warriors or some such shit. I don't know who the fuck Beau and Dusty are, but I hope they're two large ass dogs that go rabid and killer her dumb ass.

The Crawdaddy · Post by **The Crawdaddy** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:36 am

Cave Canem wrote:
RudyK wrote:

"My two month old son woke up in the middle of the workout so I loaded him into the baby bag and kept going."
- Chad Miller
I'm gonna bet the next movements in his workout were burpees and chest to bar pull ups...he is soo hardcore!

Fucking Koolaid drinkers!
Damn, you're quick on the trigger.

But every good rower needs a coxswain.

Truth, but like a typical @fitter, he's doing that wrong too (Kid's not facing the right direction, no attempt at a stroke count....). I mean shit. Talk about half-assed training attempt of the little one.

IGX

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