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This will be she is getting her panties in a tangle on Facebook this morning.
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter

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That first pic is awesome. She's a beautiful woman.

Anyone who speaks about real vs fake instead of just knocking one out to that bathroom picture is a fag.

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If they don't disappear when I touch them, they are real.
But when I stand in front of the mirror and really look, I wonder: What the fuck happened here? Jesus Christ. What a beating!


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WildGorillaMan wrote:Quack, any response beyond "BOOBIES!" makes me think you need to check your T and E levels.

Frankly, given how many manjacks have apparently seen these pics already I'm a little surprised they hadn't already surfaced on the World's Greatest Tumblr site.

http://fuckyeahselfshooters.tumblr.com/

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ccrow wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Quack, any response beyond "BOOBIES!" makes me think you need to check your T and E levels.

Frankly, given how many manjacks have apparently seen these pics already I'm a little surprised they hadn't already surfaced on the World's Greatest Tumblr site.

http://fuckyeahselfshooters.tumblr.com/

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Lol

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chi wrote:This will be she is getting her panties in a tangle on Facebook this morning.
What does she expect, she has a bunch of drooling dudes over here worshiping her like Aphrodite with a couple nudes floating around, it was bound to happen.

She should be proud of those pics honestly, its not like she was caught on cam sucking some dude off.

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Jay wrote:
chi wrote:This will be she is getting her panties in a tangle on Facebook this morning.
What does she expect, she has a bunch of drooling dudes over here worshiping her like Aphrodite with a couple nudes floating around, it was bound to happen.

She should be proud of those pics honestly, its not like she was caught on cam sucking some dude off.
Can we get those pics next?

And a gigantic thank you to WGM for the link. I love low self esteem in a girl.
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Jay wrote: its not like she was caught on cam sucking some dude off.
...yet


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we need a 3- or 4-way in which she channels marilyn chambers.

otherwise she's just an also ran on the white woman or xmas cookies thread
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Training decisions.

You can work on getting stronger and building a big overhead lift, OR you can play catch"



You can work on getting stronger, OR you can make a bunch of shit up that's not comparable to anything else and say you're "stabilizing""



Regardless of the training methodology, @fit or not, "Adding comments has been disabled for this video." is always a sign that a video is going to be entertaining.
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And they still, for some reason, need a medicine ball beneath their asses on those thrusters.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
That is not a great lookin plank position
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I'd think she'd be happy about it. Having the "real vs. fake" debate about her is part of being a pseudo-niche-internet-celebrity.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Training decisions.

You can work on getting stronger and building a big overhead lift, OR you can play catch"



You can work on getting stronger, OR you can make a bunch of shit up that's not comparable to anything else and say you're "stabilizing""



Regardless of the training methodology, @fit or not, "Adding comments has been disabled for this video." is always a sign that a video is going to be entertaining.

It must be getting very crowded in the shallow end of the gene pool.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
You can work on getting stronger, OR you can make a bunch of shit up that's not comparable to anything else and say you're "stabilizing""
Someone's going to need a dentist if that gets popular. Id say "or a neurosurgeon" but apparently xfitters don't possess any brains to damage.

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I am curious to follow this new blog http://crossfitnovice.wordpress.com/about/

Her food pictures do look yummy. On the down side, she's already missed posting some days.

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j-cubed wrote:I am curious to follow this new blog http://crossfitnovice.wordpress.com/about/

Her food pictures do look yummy. On the down side, she's already missed posting some days.
My first reaction: "She bought Facebook ads to promote this?"
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This is a typical days programming from a local @fit box. Every day and I mean EVERY day is a 30-60 minute "chipper";

10-20-30-40-50-40-30-20-10 reps of:
Push press
Hollow rocks
Medball slams
Push-ups
Squats


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Cave Canem wrote:This is a typical days programming from a local @fit box. Every day and I mean EVERY day is a 30-60 minute "chipper";

10-20-30-40-50-40-30-20-10 reps of:
Push press
Hollow rocks
Medball slams
Push-ups
Squats



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WGM, did she submit herself to that tumbler? She's there.

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I'd Hit It wrote:WGM, did she submit herself to that tumbler? She's there.
It's important to know what your talents are in life. She looks great and knows how to take a picture.

And anyone (Quack) who looks at those and adamantly rattles on about them being fake has problems.
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Great, I'm probably going to get blamed for this too.
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Pinky wrote:
I'd Hit It wrote:WGM, did she submit herself to that tumbler? She's there.
It's important to know what your talents are in life. She looks great and knows how to take a picture.

And anyone (Quack) who looks at those and adamantly rattles on about them being fake has problems.
We all got problems. I have no issue with fake tits, only with when the person with them claims they are real and they are not. A clothed reminder:
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