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The fuck? That's military equipment. For the military. Not for some podunk keystone kop that went a 3 month course at the community college. Jesus fuck.
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Officer Friendly Sings:

It’s Like Arraign on Your Wedding Day”
An innocent man has told of a five-month nightmare which 'destroyed my life' after being wrongly accused of being a serial sex attacker.

William Giraldo was threatened with deportation and thrown in the notorious Rikers Island prison in New York when he was mistaken for the 'Brooklyn Groper'.

He was picked out of a lineup, arraigned on his wedding day and spent a month in jail until DNA evidence cleared him.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1gI0Vlv2a
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Puppycide not warranted..bitchy little girls....whatcha gonna do?
A 15-year-old high school student is recovering after being bitten by a police dog that somehow got out of a patrol vehicle.

The dog's handler and two other officers were putting on a gun safety presentation at Nogales High School in Arizona on Thursday when the dog got out, police Capt. Heriberto Zuniga told the Nogales International.

Students suddenly ran into the classroom to tell them the dog was on the loose........


She had bites to the arms and scratches on the lower back, but both Zuniga and Principal Judith Mendoza-Jimenez said the teen was 'OK.'

'We were extremely lucky. The dog is trained to bite and pull,' he said.

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Puppycide not warranted..bitchy little girls....whatcha gonna do?
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Fresh Puppycide.....

The dog was chained to a pole in a fenced yard.
“The dog started barking and my 3-year-old daughter ran toward the dog,” Turner said. “An officer pulled out a gun and I started yelling over and over, ‘Please don’t shoot my dog.’”

Turner said she and her child were about three feet from the dog when the officer shot it in the leg.


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How does a dog die from being shot in the leg by a small caliber bullet?
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Fresh Puppycide.....

The dog was chained to a pole in a fenced yard.
“The dog started barking and my 3-year-old daughter ran toward the dog,” Turner said. “An officer pulled out a gun and I started yelling over and over, ‘Please don’t shoot my dog.’”

Turner said she and her child were about three feet from the dog when the officer shot it in the leg.

You forgot the best part:
Kimberly Clark said the person police were seeking hasn’t lived at her home for three years. She said their search turned up no drugs or guns, and police left without making an arrest.
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Officer Friendly thinks accidents are funny.

I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.


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Maybe there’s a legitimate law enforcement reason to strip a man naked, strap him to a chair, tie a “spit hood” around his mouth, put a hood over his head (see video at the link), and douse him with pepper spray until he dies. That’s what sheriff’s deputies in Lee County, Florida did to 62-year-old Nick Christie two-and-a-half years ago.
http://www.myfoxtampabay.com//dpp/news/ ... r-12142011
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John Bujak's story took yet another turn Tuesday when the former Canyon County prosecutor was arrested on a $236,000 embezzlement charge.

The funds, according to an affidavit filed in 3rd District Court, came from a trust account Bujak used to deposit money from the city of Nampa for non-felony prosecution services performed by the county. The money the state charged Bujak with taking should have gone to the county.

Law enforcement officers arrested Bujak on two counts of felony grand theft charges, one by embezzlement and one by deception, at the completion of a hearing in Bujak's divorce case at the Canyon County Courthouse
http://www.idahopress.com/news/local/fo ... 963f4.html

I'm 100% sure he had no accomplices.
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Sneaky Officer Friendly is not very sneaky.

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Run away from home, steal, and give a fake name that just happens to be that of a 22 year old from Colombia, and officer friendly will deport your 14 year old black American citizen ass!
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I been there...Columnbia sux...for realz.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:I been there...Columnbia sux...for realz.
They make some sweet ass sniffle gear.

And you need pick up the slack here and quit talking about JEESUS!
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JJEEEEEEEEEEEZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZ crispy christ.

notice the word "use"...not sell, or distribute. Use.

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now i don;t know much kung fu...but i'm handy with a California Framer and I'd love a chance to beat the living fuck out of each one of these chaps.
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A couple of gay porn moustaches, a few pencil necks, and the rest have more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

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Here are the 22 reports of police misconduct tracked in our National Police Misconduct News Feed for this Tuesday, January 3, 2012:

Hammond IN settles suit for undisclosed sum to man claiming 4 cops left him with brain damage after wrongfully tasering him 4x & kicking him in the head [3] bit.ly/x5M93d

Henderson NV settles suit for $225k to man claiming cops beat & tasered him after he defended self in cop’s attack [0] bit.ly/wS3Qjl

Sandy UT police sued by grandparents of 9yr-old who suffered broken collarbone when cuffed by cop at school [3] bit.ly/zpTZGg

Fayetteville AR cop arrested for agg burglary, trespassing & battery after he allegedly barged into a home, threatened a man with a knife then fired his gun into the man’s bed two times. [0] bit.ly/z2z1NC

New York State trooper charged with felony criminal mischief & misdemeanor assault for busting into another person’s home while he was drunk and attacking a man inside. [0] bit.ly/xGBdGp

Massachusetts state trooper arrested by feds was allegedly a bookie who threatened to kill informant & his family [0] bit.ly/szRpIl

New Orleans LA police sued by 2 women injured & family of one woman who died in crash during questionable chase [0] http://bit.ly/A7hLgU

Portland OR police make changes & admit to flawed internal investigation processes as fed investigation starts [0] bit.ly/zrSZnE

North Chicago IL mayor acknowledges police problems suspends chief, asks for probe into 88 brutality claims in 3yrs [0] bit.ly/xhxK3k

Onslow Co NC now-former deputy pleads guilty to sexually abusing a minor, pled guilty to similar charge in June [0] bit.ly/wRkLhM

Lubbock Co TX Pct 3 constable accused of threatening his neighbors with a baseball bat during an alleged racist tirade in has resigned as part of a deal with the DA that will allow him to avoid charges [0] bit.ly/yWWev5

Denver CO police forced by civil service commission to rehire 2 cops fired for lying about chase against orders [0] bit.ly/zQdQER

Colorado state trooper’s credibility problems after fired for improper reports & bias sparks review of 400 cases [0] bit.ly/u4mcOE

Lenoir Co NC sheriff’s narcotics detective resigns before arrested on drug (hydrocodone) trafficking charges [0] bit.ly/yFF08m

Fort Lauderdale FL cop charged w/wire fraud in alleged scheme to defraud city by padding pay while in reserves [0] thesent.nl/yFK590

Turner Co GA deputy suspended after arrested on allegations he stole a flashlight from a car during traffic stop [0] bit.ly/AhLfNr

Dallas TX police officer fired after failing drug test for marijuana & failing to cooperate w/investigators [0] bit.ly/xIouGc

Stickney IL cop sued alleging he used police database to track down woman he ticketed & left love note on her car [3] bit.ly/yWxmJs

Payson AZ cop fired for false report claiming motorcycle w/bad title he got from relative was deserted property [0] bit.ly/ygou6G

DeKalb Co GA police sgt fired for having sex with subordinate officer & for taking “inappropriate” pics w/dept cell [0] bit.ly/yehWlf

Normandy MO cop resigns as arrested on allegations he submitted fraudulent car title in effort to save money [0] bit.ly/x1lIhn

Webster Parish LA narcotics deputy will not permitted to drive a cruiser until investigation after off-duty DUI arrest [0] bit.ly/ABlM3b
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Git the hell out of my yard...err.. yer yard..ahh whatever. fuck it.

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Git the hell out of my yard...err.. yer yard..ahh whatever. fuck it.

This guy was just fired after 225 days of paid admin leave. But:

http://www.8newsnow.com/story/16316256/ ... g-incident
This beating was a product of the old Coroner's Inquest process that the police union is suing to protect: two years ago Colling killed 15 year old Tanner Chamberlain within seconds after his arrival at a run-of-the-mill domestic violence scene. Every other Metro officer tried to de-escalate that situation. Instead firing this arrogant creep the next day, Metro, the DA, the police union, and the kangaroo kourt assembled by the Coroner (because that's his job) all circled the wagons to rule "justifiable homicide". They empowered him to beat the photographer. The circle was completed by media indifference and the reelection of both the Sheriff and DA in 2010 AFTER the Tanner homicide. The whole debacle does shine a light on the 2 dramatically different systems of justice and media treatment we have in Las Vegas: one for public officials and a very different system for us commoners.

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Officer Friendly, um, he's not good. He'll get his boss to sue you if you try to call him on his bullshit.

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HAHAHA...just caught that one.


Officer Friendly is a cheeky bastard.

Cop Issues Speeding Ticket, Asks Driver for a Date.

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:HAHAHA...just caught that one.


Officer Friendly is a cheeky bastard.

Cop Issues Speeding Ticket, Asks Driver for a Date.

http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=Auf7MkzbRq ... e-15281556
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Listen, Officer Friendly partakes in social experiments. He expands knowledge.

http://www.kpho.com/story/15247380/laws ... experiment

Wrong name? Tough shit.

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Officer Friendly says it was just a big misunderstanding.....

http://www.wreg.com/news/wreg-former-mp ... 2047.story
The former police officer admitted to filing a false police report in September of last year, telling investigators a man shot him. He then changed his story, saying a woman he was involved with was responsible for shooting him. It wasn't until he was arrested that Benjamin told investigators he shot himself.

Benjamin also pled guilty to giving a 17-year-old girl a handgun and hiring a hit-man to kill her boyfriend.

Friday he faced two new charges in court. For months, Benjamin bought and had Xanax delivered to that same 17-year-old girl he was seeing. Just two days before he shot himself in September, Benjamin was involved in having the home where the 17-year-old girl lived, shot up.
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Officer Friendly obviously played soccer

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