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^that's actually a cool shot. i'd like to see it bigger.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
This kind of stuff is no longer surprising and at this point should almost be expected. It's sad that this "phenomenon" has become quite boring of late.
Maybe there should be a "Rule 34" for @fit, if we can think of some outrageously stupid shit here, some one in a @fit gym somewhere is either trying it or will try it.

Perhaps the douchenozzle could try this while wearing roller blades. That night be fun to watch.
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Cave Canem wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
This kind of stuff is no longer surprising and at this point should almost be expected. It's sad that this "phenomenon" has become quite boring of late.
Maybe there should be a "Rule 34" for @fit, if we can think of some outrageously stupid shit here, some one in a @fit gym somewhere is either trying it or will try it.

Perhaps the douchenozzle could try this while wearing roller blades. That night be fun to watch.

Well, he's already tried training on skis.



And EL OH EL at him making his bosu/chain/powerclean video "Private." Wanker.
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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I want to see barky's vagina. Somebody do something.
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Fat Cat wrote:I want to see barky's vagina. Somebody do something.
If we all loudly exclaim that we couldn't care less about ever seeing it, that should do the trick.
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sanchezero wrote:^that's actually a cool shot. i'd like to see it bigger.
Go to the main site of all that is wrong, it is there waiting for you.

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ha, thanks. 1st time i've been there in a year or so.
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This is my first post on this awesome thread! There is so much wrong with CrossFit and I created a page on facebook that you should check out https://www.facebook.com/pages/Whats-Wr ... 0584064372 feel free to post!

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Just a little late to the party.....unless HQ does something really stupid, interest here is starting to wane. Maybe it will pick up when the exercise contest opens start in a couple of months.
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Fat Cat wrote:I want to see barky's vagina. Somebody do something.
I recall seeing somewhere that AllisonNYC is really a pre-Op tranny. Maybe she needs to quash these awful online rumors with photos?
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Gene wrote:
I recall seeing somewhere that AllisonNYC is really a pre-Op tranny. Maybe she needs to quash these awful online rumors with photos?
I could only hope and dream.


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This article came up in discussion last night at a dinner party I attended. An in-law (a captain in the department) said that it was pretty much all attributable to the @F infection within the fire departments.
http://www.mohavedailynews.com/articles ... 432757.txt
Being in top shape is a priority for firefighters, but exercise is also the main reason for on-the-job injuries within the Tucson Fire Department, a recently published report found.

The report by University of Arizona researchers, part of the Strategies to Prevent Injuries Among Firefighters, found that one-third of injuries were exercise-related — 85 percent from strains and sprains.

“We think that’s from a lack of training and a lack of instruction,” Capt. Jeff Langejans, a Tucson fire spokesman said.

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crossfitsux wrote:This is my first post on this awesome thread! There is so much wrong with CrossFit and I created a page on facebook that you should check out https://www.facebook.com/pages/Whats-Wr ... 0584064372 feel free to post!
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I am an RKC guy, I thought this thread was about bashing CrossFit?

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First- Follow the rules and go introduce yourself.
Second- Listen to Jay
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crossfitsux wrote:I am an RKC guy, I thought this thread was about bashing CrossFit?
You are new here, again, shut the fuck up

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Given the general state of Rant's decline, the oft-heard suspicion once again rears it's ugly head.

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Around here the firefighters lift, run, and practice a sport. It's a handful of pencil necked manorexic cops that @fit.
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crossfitsux wrote:I am an RKC guy, I thought this thread was about bashing CrossFit?

You thought wrong.
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What a duck says wrote:This article came up in discussion last night at a dinner party I attended. An in-law (a captain in the department) said that it was pretty much all attributable to the @F infection within the fire departments.
http://www.mohavedailynews.com/articles ... 432757.txt
Being in top shape is a priority for firefighters, but exercise is also the main reason for on-the-job injuries within the Tucson Fire Department, a recently published report found.

The report by University of Arizona researchers, part of the Strategies to Prevent Injuries Among Firefighters, found that one-third of injuries were exercise-related — 85 percent from strains and sprains.

“We think that’s from a lack of training and a lack of instruction,” Capt. Jeff Langejans, a Tucson fire spokesman said.
Read this:
EVALUATION OF CIRCUIT-TRAINING INTENSITY FOR
FIREFIGHTERS
MARK G. ABEL,1 ANTHONY J. MORTARA,1
AND ROBERT W. PETTITT
2
1Department of Kinesiology and Health Promotion, University of Kentucky, Lexington, Kentucky; and 2Department of Human
Performance, Minnesota State University-Mankato, Mankato, Minnesota
ABSTRACT
Abel, MG, Mortara, AJ, and Pettitt, RW. Evaluation of circuittraining
intensity for firefighters. J Strength Cond Res 25(10):
2895–2901, 2011—Firefighters are required to perform a
variety of strenuous occupational tasks that require high levels
of both aerobic and anaerobic fitness. Thus, it is critical that
firefighters train at an appropriate intensity to develop adequate
levels of aerobic and anaerobic fitness. Circuit training is
a unique training method that stresses both energy systems and
therefore may be a viable training method to enhance firefighter
preparedness. Thus, the purpose of this study was to compare
the aerobic and anaerobic intensities of a circuit-based workout
to physiological data previously reported on firefighters
performing fire suppression and rescue tasks. Twenty career
firefighters performed a workout that included 2 rotations of
12 exercises that stressed all major muscle groups. Heart rate
was recorded at the completion of each exercise. Blood lactate
was measured before and approximately 5 minutes after the
workout. The workout heart rate and post–workout blood
lactate responses were statistically compared to data reported
on firefighters performing fire suppression and rescue tasks.
The mean circuit-training heart rate was similar to previously
reported heart rate responses from firefighters performing
simulated smoke-diving tasks (79 6 5 vs. 79 6 6% maximum
heart rate [HRmax], p = 0.741), but lower than previously
reported heart rate responses from firefighters performing fire
suppression tasks (79 6 5 vs. 88 6 6% HRmax, p , 0.001). The
workout produced a similar peak blood lactate compared to that
when performing firefighting tasks (12 6 3 vs. 13 6 3 mmolL21,
p = 0.084). In general, the circuit-based workout produced
a lower cardiovascular stress but a similar anaerobic stress as
compared to performing firefighting tasks. Therefore, firefighters
should supplement low-intensity circuit-training programs
with high-intensity cardiovascular and resistance training
(e.g., $85% 1-repetition maximum) exercises to adequately
prepare for the variable physical demands of firefighting.
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syaigh wrote:
What a duck says wrote:This article came up in discussion last night at a dinner party I attended. An in-law (a captain in the department) said that it was pretty much all attributable to the @F infection within the fire departments.
http://www.mohavedailynews.com/articles ... 432757.txt
Being in top shape is a priority for firefighters, but exercise is also the main reason for on-the-job injuries within the Tucson Fire Department, a recently published report found.

The report by University of Arizona researchers, part of the Strategies to Prevent Injuries Among Firefighters, found that one-third of injuries were exercise-related — 85 percent from strains and sprains.

“We think that’s from a lack of training and a lack of instruction,” Capt. Jeff Langejans, a Tucson fire spokesman said.
Read this:
EVALUATION OF CIRCUIT-TRAINING INTENSITY FOR
FIREFIGHTERS
MARK G. ABEL,1 ANTHONY J. MORTARA,1
AND ROBERT W. PETTITT
2
1Department of Kinesiology and Health Promotion, University of Kentucky, Lexington, Kentucky; and 2Department of Human
Performance, Minnesota State University-Mankato, Mankato, Minnesota
ABSTRACT
Abel, MG, Mortara, AJ, and Pettitt, RW. Evaluation of circuittraining
intensity for firefighters. J Strength Cond Res 25(10):
2895–2901, 2011—Firefighters are required to perform a
variety of strenuous occupational tasks that require high levels
of both aerobic and anaerobic fitness. Thus, it is critical that
firefighters train at an appropriate intensity to develop adequate
levels of aerobic and anaerobic fitness. Circuit training is
a unique training method that stresses both energy systems and
therefore may be a viable training method to enhance firefighter
preparedness. Thus, the purpose of this study was to compare
the aerobic and anaerobic intensities of a circuit-based workout
to physiological data previously reported on firefighters
performing fire suppression and rescue tasks. Twenty career
firefighters performed a workout that included 2 rotations of
12 exercises that stressed all major muscle groups. Heart rate
was recorded at the completion of each exercise. Blood lactate
was measured before and approximately 5 minutes after the
workout. The workout heart rate and post–workout blood
lactate responses were statistically compared to data reported
on firefighters performing fire suppression and rescue tasks.
The mean circuit-training heart rate was similar to previously
reported heart rate responses from firefighters performing
simulated smoke-diving tasks (79 6 5 vs. 79 6 6% maximum
heart rate [HRmax], p = 0.741), but lower than previously
reported heart rate responses from firefighters performing fire
suppression tasks (79 6 5 vs. 88 6 6% HRmax, p , 0.001). The
workout produced a similar peak blood lactate compared to that
when performing firefighting tasks (12 6 3 vs. 13 6 3 mmolL21,
p = 0.084). In general, the circuit-based workout produced
a lower cardiovascular stress but a similar anaerobic stress as
compared to performing firefighting tasks. Therefore, firefighters
should supplement low-intensity circuit-training programs
with high-intensity cardiovascular and resistance training
(e.g., $85% 1-repetition maximum) exercises to adequately
prepare for the variable physical demands of firefighting.
Firefighters need to be fit, strong and skilled in their tasks. The ability to work in hazardous situations, to perform when every sense in your body is telling you to split, is not developed in the weight room. However, the development of strength, endurance and conditioning is a continuous process that needs to be done, so that your training and experience can be brought to bear when it counts.
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Ed Zachary wrote:Around here the firefighters lift, run, and practice a sport. It's a handful of pencil necked manorexic cops that @fit.
aren't they just supposed to put out fires?
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Firefighters are men, men lift heavy shit and sprint.

Any firefighter that is a koolaid drinker ceases being a man

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