the Westminster Kennel Club Hair Show

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:42 pm

Winning Best in Show last night was the Pomeranian, a dog so groomed that viewers could see nothing of its face but a little pink tongue. Confirmation: your guess is as good as mine. Gait? Who could tell under the hair. Little fucker looked like a mop.

Losing to this dog was a good looking wire haired dachshund. Not to mention a couple of real dogs. A Kerry Blue. A beautiful prancing Irish Setter.

The judge was a housewife from Long Island.

This event has turned into a grooming and hair show. I'm disgusted.

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:00 pm

:pitypost

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:40 pm

seeahill wrote:Winning Best in Show last night was the Pomeranian, a dog so groomed that viewers could see nothing of its face but a little pink tongue. Confirmation: your guess is as good as mine. Gait? Who could tell under the hair. Little fucker looked like a mop.

Losing to this dog was a good looking wire haired dachshund. Not to mention a couple of real dogs. A Kerry Blue. A beautiful prancing Irish Setter.

The judge was a housewife from Long Island.

This event has turned into a grooming and hair show. I'm disgusted.

Could have been worse-- an Airedale could have won.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:55 pm

Fixed.

seeahill wrote:Winning Best in Show last night was the ANYC, so groomed that viewers could see nothing of its face but a little pink tongue. Confirmation: your guess is as good as mine. Gait? Who could tell under the hair. Big fuckers looked like melons.

Losing to this dame was a good looking wire haired doctor. Not to mention a couple of real dames. A Kelly Starret Blue. A beautiful prancing Irish Squatter.

The judge was a housewife from Long Island.

This event has turned into a grooming and hair show. I'm disgusted.

Thatcher II · Post by **Thatcher II** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:22 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:Fixed.

seeahill wrote:Winning Best in Show last night was the ANYC, so groomed that viewers could see nothing of its face but a little pink tongue. Confirmation: your guess is as good as mine. Gait? Who could tell under the hair. Big fuckers looked like melons.

Losing to this dame was a good looking wire haired doctor. Not to mention a couple of real dames. A Kelly Starret Blue. A beautiful prancing Irish Squatter.

The judge was a housewife from Long Island.

This event has turned into a grooming and hair show. I'm disgusted.

Wrong thread.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:26 pm

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:38 pm

pekingese, not pomeranian, although i don't know that there is a difference between the two.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:39 pm

Looks like these two were separated at birth.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:40 pm

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:43 pm

dead man walking wrote:pekingese, not pomeranian, although i don't know that there is a difference between the two.

Don't toy with me.

But you are correct. Pekinese. Bred to be drop kicked through the goal posts.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:59 pm

As compared to, for instance, the Irish Setter...

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:24 pm

By and large the toy group is lame as hell.

jgmack · Post by **jgmack** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:36 pm

This is a real dog. It's neither a mutt or a pedigree.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:38 pm

I have been informed that I am incorrect about the judge being a housewife from Long Island. She is not. She just has the sensibilities of one.

Cindy Vogels is a breeder-judge from Littleton, Colo. She has bred Soft Coated Wheaten Terriers, Kerry Blue Terriers, Welsh Terriers and other breeds for almost 30 years, and she judges 18 terrier breeds.

ccrow · Post by **ccrow** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:50 pm

Any dog I'd be interested un would not cooperate in any way with these kind of thing. The dawgs I have had are Americans and patriots. Try to force them to cooperate with this kind of event and they will not go along. Some of them would hump legs, some would do the cujo routine, some would just piss themselves, but god damn they would not have anything to do with this kind of event.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:47 am

ccrow wrote:Any dog I'd be interested un would not cooperate in any way with these kind of thing. The dawgs I have had are Americans and patriots. Try to force them to cooperate with this kind of event and they will not go along. Some of them would hump legs, some would do the cujo routine, some would just piss themselves, but god damn they would not have anything to do with this kind of event.

you're saying you don't know how to train dogs, and if you had one, he'd be your behavioral twin

not that that's a bad thing

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:32 am

seeahill wrote:I'm gay.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:35 am

Damn... the next thing you know there will be threads about waist sizes and Ka Dens talking about getting a dating subforum so all of the cattleballers can stop having to PM each other about surprise butt sex.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:01 am

Fat Cat wrote:
seeahill wrote:I'm gay.

Cats fear dogs.

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:24 am

That little pup is about to embark on a glorious career as a highly paid man whore. I salute him.

ccrow · Post by **ccrow** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:44 am

Picture a Rotweiler puppet with a french accent singing this calypso number...

You know..

Dogs aren’t clever
they eat their own dung
they
whine like babies
and sweat through their tongue
The big ones are stupid
the small are high strung
but cats are cunts

You know..

Dogs are filthy
they get ticks and fleas
they
drag their asses
and give Lyme disease
you have to train them,
pick up their crap
on your knees
but cats are cunts

1, 2, 3..

cats are cunts
cunts are cats
cats are cunts
cunts are cats
it’s easy to learn
so let’s all say that

cats are cunts
cunts are cats
cats are cunts
cunts are cats
so spread the word
through your own habitat

You know..

Dogs get rabies
they drool and they fart
they drink from toilets,
they’re not very smart
they get worms
but their better than their counterpart
cause cats are cunts

why do you think they call it pussy?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:23 pm

My Pom is fucking psyched a Pom won the show. She says "Fuck all you Functional Dog Breeds, it's about the hair, the fluff, and barking all fucking day ASSHOOOLLLEESS!!!!!!"

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:36 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:My Pom is fucking psyched a Pom won the show. She says "Fuck all you Functional Dog Breeds, it's about the hair, the fluff, and barking all fucking day ASSHOOOLLLEESS!!!!!!"

LOL

Freki · Post by **Freki** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:51 pm

seeahill wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:
seeahill wrote:I'm gay.
Cats fear dogs.

Maybe, but that winner is a cat in drag.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:30 pm

Freki wrote:
seeahill wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:
seeahill wrote:I'm gay.
Cats fear dogs.
Maybe, but that winner is a cat in drag.

That winner was created by Jim Henson.

IGX

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