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Turdacious wrote:Three words: Street Sword Motherfuckah!
Stop your foolishness, there is only one concealable fighting tool that's as good as the finest pistola in trained hands......and you can cut up pallets for a nifty street signal fire if your cell phone has been damaged in battle.
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Serious answer is that I'm frequently in areas that I'm unfamiliar with at night and sometimes they're not in the best parts of a city. I can't have a gun or knife because I live where you can't get a concealed carry permit and I only do carry on bags when I travel which eliminates knives.

For what it's worth, I have a plan:
1. Avoid bad areas whenever possible. By bad I don't necessarily mean crime riddled. Use the busier better lighted street even if it adds a block or two to your travel.
2. When in a dodgy area or situation, look fit, alert, and assertive. I want predators seen and unseen to have to do some math before they decide to try to make me a victim.
3. Avoid anything and anyone that looks like trouble
4. Carry an innocent looking weapon that I can use as a surprise force multiplier. The plan being to surprise, stun, or otherwise confuse my assailant so I can gain a few seconds to get away, get help, or at least get a moment to think about a next step. Unless he's got a shotgun, distance is my friend.

My travel "arsenal" includes
>> A sturdy metal pen for eyes, throats, or solar plexus
>> A Surefire flashlight with a crenelated bezel to shine in the eyes and/or hit in the head
>> A keychain utility tool that will tear skin off of a face or head. The hope being that the sight of their own blood discourages their aggression for a moment.
>>> I should probably add something noisy like a whistle.

So far, luck and steps 1-3 are all I've needed.
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Has anyone else tried to confuse a would-be assailant with a card trick?
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Dousing yourself with skunk spray ought to give you a bubble of impunity
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Always carry a rape whistle.

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protobuilder wrote:Has anyone else tried to confuse a would-be assailant with a card trick?
If you're Ricky Jay, you just use the cards as weapons and be done with it:

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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Three words: Street Sword Motherfuckah!
Stop your foolishness, there is only one concealable fighting tool that's as good as the finest pistola in trained hands......and you can cut up pallets for a nifty street signal fire if your cell phone has been damaged in battle.
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