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This is my hometown. Glad to see good white people getting along!
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Yay!!!! =D>
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Spells needs to tell us how he would handle this situation.
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If only the homeowner had the correct state (and Spells) approved and regulated handgun/baking training.
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For Proto who doesn't click links.
Cheeky Bastard.The man went inside, removed his wet clothing and put on the homeowner’s clothes, which were folded in a pile on the sofa, Caron said. The intruder then went into the kitchen and found ingredients to make a ham-and-tortilla wrap. The leftovers were later found in the family’s refrigerator, Caron said.
At 2:45 a.m., the intruder went upstairs and woke the homeowners, Caron said. He told them he had a stolen gun and demanded they get out of bed. He ordered them to get their wallets and take him to an ATM.
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I wonder if President DumbNigger would have approved, or wanted to help the poor man?Batboy2/75 wrote:If only the homeowner had the correct state (and Spells) approved and regulated handgun/baking training.
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That sucks. The guy was wearing the homeowner's clothes, which are certainly ruined. I say we take up a collection to replace them for him.Darth Albidus Mortalitas wrote:http://m.sltrib.com/sltrib/mobile/53623 ... r.html.csp
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This is a tragedy...why coudn't the dead guy have been a nigger...WHY!?!?!?!?
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I think Spells! is occupied taking care of a visitor in his own special way......
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At 2:45 a.m., the intruder went upstairs and woke the couple who lived in the home, said Springville police Lt. David Caron. He told them he had a stolen gun and demanded they get out of bed. He ordered them to get their wallets and take him to an ATM.Darth Albidus Mortalitas wrote:Spells needs to tell us how he would handle this situation.
Any reasonable person attacks that guy until he's completely incapacitated or dead. Homeless people, OTOH, are mostly harmless and you don't need to be afraid.
If it's helpful to read my basic position on responding to a gun by reading it from somebody who carries one, here's SAR's take:
SAR wrote:open carry guarantees violence if the carrier is confronted. In fact, there is precedent in open carry states where the carriers have been shot without preamble in robberies.
I'm fine with both being legal but I prefer to carry concealed given the choice(Which I do have when in colorado). If, for example, someone is mugging me or jacking my car, I have the option of non resistance and getting away with property loss. If I have a visible gun, negotiations would be strained, I'd guess.
Anyway, far as I'm concerned, both should be legal and each person can decide which to choose.
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You must have taken an Aikido class. It's about as effective as asking him to pull your finger.nafod wrote:I would have challenged him to grab my wrist
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That all depends on what nafod had for lunch.Cave Canem wrote:You must have taken an Aikido class. It's about as effective as asking him to pull your finger.nafod wrote:I would have challenged him to grab my wrist
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Fucker never would have made it past my living room. You come through mydoor without knocking, you will be looking at a gun. .45 looks like a garbage can size hole when it's pointed at you but he probably will just be seeing the flashlight. Fucker is not a friendly, he dies, no conversation.
My Ol Lady's friends were in the habit of just walking in the house but after I moved in I nicely laid down the law on that shit. Well she had one friend, also one of mine even though he's a bit dense who just kept doing that shit.
I told him, "Dude, that is a good way to die. Shit is different now, we are not all kids hanging out, I have a child in here."
Well one day I saw him walking up to the door, so I got the pistol and sure enough he walks right in without knocking. I leveld the gun at his face from 10 feet away, watched his eyes go wide as he froze, held it in a Weaver/Iso hybrid and projected the "waiting weapon, attacking mind" look, as in I am about to kill you with the same emotion as a killing bug.
"This is the very last time I say a damn word to you about this. Next time I will pull the trigger as soon as the front sight sweeps your chest and I wont stop untill there are 2 in your chest and one in your head. I have a child here. You mothrfucking knock on my door. This might be her house but I am the beligernet occcupying Force, everything in here is under my protection and my dominion. Do I need to explain any of the big words to you?" "N-N-N No Man I get it." he said. "Good" coldly and then a put the pistol in my waisteband and changed my tone "Want a beer?"
"S-sssure man."
"Was this the first time you ever looked down a gun?"
"Yeah, Man."
"Scares the fuck out of you huh?"
" Yeah"
"Well at least I was a gentle first."
He has never walked in my house without knocking and permission to enter again.
He's friend but you respect my home, period. I would not dream of just walking into someone's house like that.
My Ol Lady's friends were in the habit of just walking in the house but after I moved in I nicely laid down the law on that shit. Well she had one friend, also one of mine even though he's a bit dense who just kept doing that shit.
I told him, "Dude, that is a good way to die. Shit is different now, we are not all kids hanging out, I have a child in here."
Well one day I saw him walking up to the door, so I got the pistol and sure enough he walks right in without knocking. I leveld the gun at his face from 10 feet away, watched his eyes go wide as he froze, held it in a Weaver/Iso hybrid and projected the "waiting weapon, attacking mind" look, as in I am about to kill you with the same emotion as a killing bug.
"This is the very last time I say a damn word to you about this. Next time I will pull the trigger as soon as the front sight sweeps your chest and I wont stop untill there are 2 in your chest and one in your head. I have a child here. You mothrfucking knock on my door. This might be her house but I am the beligernet occcupying Force, everything in here is under my protection and my dominion. Do I need to explain any of the big words to you?" "N-N-N No Man I get it." he said. "Good" coldly and then a put the pistol in my waisteband and changed my tone "Want a beer?"
"S-sssure man."
"Was this the first time you ever looked down a gun?"
"Yeah, Man."
"Scares the fuck out of you huh?"
" Yeah"
"Well at least I was a gentle first."
He has never walked in my house without knocking and permission to enter again.
He's friend but you respect my home, period. I would not dream of just walking into someone's house like that.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:At 2:45 a.m., the intruder went upstairs and woke the couple who lived in the home, said Springville police Lt. David Caron. He told them he had a stolen gun and demanded they get out of bed. He ordered them to get their wallets and take him to an ATM.Darth Albidus Mortalitas wrote:Spells needs to tell us how he would handle this situation.
Any reasonable person attacks that guy until he's completely incapacitated or dead. Homeless people, OTOH, are mostly harmless and you don't need to be afraid.
If it's helpful to read my basic position on responding to a gun by reading it from somebody who carries one, here's SAR's take:SAR wrote:open carry guarantees violence if the carrier is confronted. In fact, there is precedent in open carry states where the carriers have been shot without preamble in robberies.
I'm fine with both being legal but I prefer to carry concealed given the choice(Which I do have when in colorado). If, for example, someone is mugging me or jacking my car, I have the option of non resistance and getting away with property loss. If I have a visible gun, negotiations would be strained, I'd guess.
Anyway, far as I'm concerned, both should be legal and each person can decide which to choose.
While that is true. And when even we at Shooter's would use the sale line with a perspective shotgun buyer "If they are coming up the stairs and hear this." You rack it " They are going to be leaving." but amongst ourselves we also held a veiw that you also just gave away your position when you can't see the enemy or at least are not drawn a bead on his throat. If he's there to kill you and he has skill, you might have just fucked up. Most of us kept our shotguns chambered. It's also why I keep my main weapon chambered. You are not going to hear shit unless I want you to.
Thing is when you open carry, you have to be in a hightend state of awareness and not get casual like a cop when out and about or around people you don't know. Someone who will just shoot you when your carrying to rob you is at least half as likly to shoot you first period.
The only thing I worry about when open carrying is a stupid, ill informed cop. Because he might get all heated and pull his gun and confront you. Now you got a dipshit with dipshit training pointing a gun at you. Fucker migh make you have to kill him and then Oh fucking Boy! The whole force is going to be out to kill you on site.
There was a situation that got very tense involving an open carry association and the Manassas City Police. They were in a resturant and someone, not the owner or staff called the cops and said there was a group of men with with guns. So the Pigs come down, walk in and start giving these guys a hard time . Telling them they can't do this and openly insulting them even after one of the group quoted the law on open carry in Va. From accounts it came real close to weapons coming out when the group left the resturant. (I bet it would have been more dead pigs than the group) Now the good part is the cops were openly talking shit about them and saying they wished one of the group pulled so the could have waisted them. (Keep dreaming , they are a bunch of cunts who have to carry NYPD triggered Glocks, and I know them as I used to delivery Pizza's to their station.)
Well they were recorded via police scanner and heads fucking rolled. Between this in a case where the cops in Fairfax dragged in a couple to the station for carrying, started a drive from Pig Brass all over the State to let their Minions know that in Va. a Citizen has the right to carry a sidearm, even a rifle as long as they are not waving it around.
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D, did you ever think of just locking the door? You know, as an extra step between you and a trial?

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Racism.Blaidd Drwg wrote:The intruder then went into the kitchen and found ingredients to make a ham-and-tortilla wrap.
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bigpeach wrote:D, did you ever think of just locking the door? You know, as an extra step between you and a trial?
Not on a nice summer day, sometimes the door is open and just the screen door is closed. Fuckers need to knock or announce themselves befoe entering my cave.
I know who I was dealing with and I felt it would teach him without me having to physically fuck him up. He's got just enough balls for me to have break something or crush something, then you would deffinatly have a trial.
If he was stupid enough to advance at me then in Va. if he is in your home WITHOUT PERMISSION and does not stop all forward movement towards me with a pistol on him you can shoot him. Not going to say if I would or not.
Situations never folow instone rules, you have to gauge all the perameters for yourself.
My situation last year, from one point of veiw I was stupid but guess what? It had the desired result, that fucker no longer uses the street in front of the house as a raceway. A few undesirables do not hang out in the park any longer and more people know here that I will do what I say I will if you fuck with me or mine. Not the average bullshit "I'll kick their ass!" most guys spout but never back up. I know this enviroment, I knew the kind I was dealing with and I know what works with that kind because I delt with them x's 20 in So Fla. growing up.
I am looking into getting an Akita soon. It's time for an alarm with fangs and 120-135# of bone, muscle, fur and protective nature to assit me or help fill the gap when I am not home. Plus they are cute and fuzzy.
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DARTH wrote:Not on a nice summer day, sometimes the door is open and just the screen door is closed. Fuckers need to knock or announce themselves befoe entering my cave.bigpeach wrote:D, did you ever think of just locking the door? You know, as an extra step between you and a trial?
At 2:30 in the morning the deadbolt on the door should always be locked. Breaking in should require noise. That noise gives you time and warning to help deal with an armed intruder.He trudged through the snow Thursday morning, trying 20 doors before he was able to find one he could break into.
Everybody in the neighborhood loses in another way too-- from what I've heard burglaries in a neighborhood reduces property values for the entire neighborhood.
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Turdacious wrote:DARTH wrote:Not on a nice summer day, sometimes the door is open and just the screen door is closed. Fuckers need to knock or announce themselves befoe entering my cave.bigpeach wrote:D, did you ever think of just locking the door? You know, as an extra step between you and a trial?At 2:30 in the morning the deadbolt on the door should always be locked. Breaking in should require noise. That noise gives you time and warning to help deal with an armed intruder.He trudged through the snow Thursday morning, trying 20 doors before he was able to find one he could break into.
Everybody in the neighborhood loses in another way too-- from what I've heard burglaries in a neighborhood reduces property values for the entire neighborhood.
At night place is locked down tight like Hoth Echo Base. I am very security minded in so many areas that I want to balance out with enjoying life and on a nice spring or summer day I like open doors and windows whenever I can get the Ol'Lady to turn off the AC or when she is not around.
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