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Sorry was busy scamming on Bristol. What can I say? I like chicks with fuck trophies. The campaigning shit is boring ass hell.

In a BatBoy administration, 2nd Ranger Bn is getting all the Hollywood missions. I will naturally lead all of the missions.

Does a laser pointer make for a too heavy of a weapon during a jog?

powerlifter54 wrote:Does a laser pointer make for a too heavy of a weapon during a jog?

Presidental candidate BattBoy does not know the meaning of the word jog; he runs.

Taking a page out of Valdimir Putins political PR book, as president, I will run naked with my (also naked) Pleasure Force 1 detail, pet Tiger sasha, and a unseathed katana. On various (and frequent) occasions, while running, I will find undiscovered and unknown artifacts from US history and fight evil ninjas.

The floor is open for questions.

Santorum? Epic Douche or a future fade away ala Palin?

Trick question, I won't be running against McLovin. I'll be running against the socialist scum bag democrat currently in office.

What's your take on internet piracy? SOPA/PIPA sucks, how do you resist ACTA if the rest of the world signs on? Tell 'em to straight up fuck off?

My official foreign policy will be called the SHTF doctrine. The rest of the world can suck our dicks.

Stealing is still stealing and will be punished appropriately under a BatBoy administration. However, my administration will push for and sign legislation that revert copy right laws back to 14 years and very liberal interpretations for what "fair use" is.

Fuck Disney and their fucking cartoon rat!

tough old man wrote:Santorum? Epic Douche or a future fade away ala Palin?

Option C: all of the above.

Do you have any plans on conquering Europe after America has been restored to a beacon of freedom and justice? We are sorely lacking in the freedom/justice department, and as the germans have shown, a strong hand to guide us is all we need to change.
Edit: "change we can believe in"

California-- what will you do with it?

Yes.I want Batboy to liberate Sweden.ASAP please!

Sweden will most likely be a Muslim state when the champions of freedom finally arrive though, and will in all likelihood not want any freedom and justice at that point.

New question: Will the death penalty be allowed? If not applicable, then what is your personal stance on the matter?

Xian wrote:Do you have any plans on conquering Europe after America has been restored to a beacon of freedom and justice? We are sorely lacking in the freedom/justice department, and as the germans have shown, a strong hand to guide us is all we need to change.
Edit: "change we can believe in"

None.

However, hot European chicks with sultry looks will be encouraged to immigrate to the USA. It will be part of my Pleasure force 1 program.

Turdacious wrote:California-- what will you do with it?

California will be allowed to slide into bankruptcy. Afterwards California will revert to a territory status and be broken up into 4 separate territories.

Bobby wrote:Yes.I want Batboy to liberate Sweden.ASAP please!

Immigration to the USA is your answer. Immigrate with three hot Sweedish models and your In Bobby.

Batboy2/75 wrote:

powerlifter54 wrote:Does a laser pointer make for a too heavy of a weapon during a jog?

Presidental candidate BattBoy does not know the meaning of the word jog; he runs.

Taking a page out of Valdimir Putins political PR book, as president, I will run naked with my (also naked) Pleasure Force 1 detail, pet Tiger sasha, and a unseathed katana. On various (and frequent) occasions, while running, I will find undiscovered and unknown artifacts from US history and fight evil ninjas.

*swoons*

What can you do about, y'know, the ethnics?

Batboy2/75 wrote:

Turdacious wrote:California-- what will you do with it?

California will be allowed to slide into bankruptcy. Afterwards California will revert to a territory status and be broken up into 4 separate territories.

You can outsource California to me; we'll just expand the area of Camp Pendleton to include the entire state, and push the hippies into the ocean (or they can attempt to inhabit the open desert AKA live fire ranges).

Can I do Beyonce in the Lincoln Room?

Fat Cat wrote:What can you do about, y'know, the ethnics?

Glad you brought this up. I'm a culturalist, not a racists.

Since 80% of our problems are caused by the bottom 20%, I will champion a Constitutional ammendment for deporting the bottom 20% every 10 years after the census. if you're a multigenerational welfare bum, chances are very high you're going back to where your ancestors came from.

By my rough calculations, 90% of the native American, 90% of the negroid population, 40% of the so called Hispanic population, and 20% of the white/ other population being deported overt time.

Exemptions for hot single moms will be available. Montey will also get an exemption and a job as the presidential artist.

Zombomatic wrote:

Batboy2/75 wrote:

Turdacious wrote:California-- what will you do with it?

California will be allowed to slide into bankruptcy. Afterwards California will revert to a territory status and be broken up into 4 separate territories.

You can outsource California to me; we'll just expand the area of Camp Pendleton to include the entire state, and push the hippies into the ocean (or they can attempt to inhabit the open desert AKA live fire ranges).

Excellent idea. You've moved to the top of my list as a potential territorial governor.

nafod wrote:Can I do Beyonce in the Lincoln Room?

I'm not above a little old school politics. So long as you a Boyonce show up with A bound and gagged super model for me, you can do what ever you want.

What's your take on presidential, JFK style pool parties? Same as the beyonce thing?