Boy Scouts = Homos and Girl Scouts Punch Bitches In the Face

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Boy Scouts = Homos and Girl Scouts Punch Bitches In the Face

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Never get between a Girl Scout and her cookies.

A Texas teen learned this lesson the hard way on Saturday, when, after allegedly stealing a cash box containing money from cookie sales, he was punched in the face by Girl Scout Iravia Cotton, 15.

The Houston Chronicle reports that Cotton and a fellow Girl Scout, Rachel Johnson, were selling cookies outside of a Walmart in Fort Bend County at about 2 p.m on Saturday. Cops say that a dark-colored Toyota Camry pulled up next to the Scouts, and the rider in the passenger seat got out to ask about their prices.

Then the dastardly dunce snatched the girls' cash box and hopped back in the car.

That's when Cotton "started hitting the boy in the passenger seat," as she told CNN affiliate KPRC. "So I think he learned his lesson a little bit."

Cotton, however, was not the only Scout to fight back. Johnson, also 15, grabbed onto the car's back bumper in an effort to prevent it from driving away.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/0 ... 20953.html

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I'm not really sure why I called out boy scouts for being homos
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baffled wrote:I'm not really sure why I called out boy scouts for being homos
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Kudo's to the girl scout, wish she had pulled the punk out of the car and pummeled his ass.

I was a Boy Scout, getting my Eagle had helped open some doors early in adulthood for me. My son is in it now, and each summer I take a group out on a high adventure trip, like backpacking in the Smokies or something. It's one of the few chances kids get these days to learn some outdoor and survival skills.

If any of the other adults were to be a homo and make a move on one of the kids, I'd, to quote Chuck Norris, "hit him with so many lefts, he'd beg me for a right."

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Wait, did the one succeed in stopping the car by grabbing the bumper? If so, my daughter is definitely going to be a Girl Scout.
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j-cubed wrote:I was a Boy Scout, getting my Eagle had helped open some doors early in adulthood for me. My son is in it now, and each summer I take a group out on a high adventure trip, like backpacking in the Smokies or something. It's one of the few chances kids get these days to learn some outdoor and survival skills.
Agree, and very cool that you do that. Becoming an Eagle Scout is not easy, and kids learn a lot going through the process-- I know I did.
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You guys are faggots that would get your asses kicked by these young ladies selling thin mints.
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I would fucking powerbomb a girl scout if she came between me and money or cookies.
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Turdacious wrote:
j-cubed wrote:I was a Boy Scout, getting my Eagle had helped open some doors early in adulthood for me. My son is in it now, and each summer I take a group out on a high adventure trip, like backpacking in the Smokies or something. It's one of the few chances kids get these days to learn some outdoor and survival skills.
Agree, and very cool that you do that. Becoming an Eagle Scout is not easy, and kids learn a lot going through the process-- I know I did.
Jesus wept. That's just all so fucking tragic. You've given me pause for thought.... Why do I bother reading and responding to this shit? Fucking HELL.
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Fat Cat wrote:I would fucking powerbomb a girl scout if she came between me and money or cookies.
this is the correct response.
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Gorbachev wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
j-cubed wrote:I was a Boy Scout, getting my Eagle had helped open some doors early in adulthood for me. My son is in it now, and each summer I take a group out on a high adventure trip, like backpacking in the Smokies or something. It's one of the few chances kids get these days to learn some outdoor and survival skills.
Agree, and very cool that you do that. Becoming an Eagle Scout is not easy, and kids learn a lot going through the process-- I know I did.
Jesus wept. That's just all so fucking tragic. You've given me pause for thought.... Why do I bother reading and responding to this shit? Fucking HELL.
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baffled wrote:You guys are faggots that would get your asses kicked by these young ladies selling thin mints.
Your Boy Scout Troop is based in The Castro. Just sayin'.
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Turdacious wrote:
baffled wrote:You guys are faggots that would get your asses kicked by these young ladies selling thin mints.
Your Boy Scout Troop is based in The Castro. Just sayin'.
Take another run at it. You're better than this.
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