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OK, so now that I'm done with Beyonce (should have seen the look on Michelle when we walked out...rwwwr...cat fight) I'm thinking of doing that fat chick who won an Oscar in The Help. Some pro bono loving. Can I get a medal of freedom for it?

nafod wrote:OK, so now that I'm done with Beyonce (should have seen the look on Michelle when we walked out...rwwwr...cat fight) I'm thinking of doing that fat chick who won an Oscar in The Help. Some pro bono loving. Can I get a medal of freedom for it?

So long as you dump her in a foreign country when you're done.

Goal number one of a BatBoy administration is cleaning up the American female gene pool. Fatties are marked for deportation.

baffled wrote:What's your take on presidential, JFK style pool parties? Same as the beyonce thing?

Yes! So much so, one of my first executive orders will be directing the air force to install a pool and hot tub in Airforce 1 and 2.

What about installing a negative tax, a subsidy if you will, if we jump on a few grenades and do a fat chick each month?

Maybe not really a Libertarian policy, but if ever there was a common good, that's it. Right?

baffled wrote:What about installing a negative tax, a subsidy if you will, if we jump on a few grenades and do a fat chick each month?

Maybe not really a Libertarian policy, but if ever there was a common good, that's it. Right?

You're free to pork as many fat chicks as you want, so long as you pump them and dump them in a foreign local.


The only statist policy of the BatBoy administration is the deportation of fat American chicks. Call this my eugenics program. 100 years from now American men will thanking me for our population of hot sultry women that make awesome sandwiches.

NO GUN LAWS for non crimianl citizens, period. I can carry open, I can shove it up my ass it's my right.

That's all you have to change from your National Open Carry Law as there should be no need if you actually enforced the Constitution. DO this and with everything else you put down you have my vote.

Oh yeah and issue me letters or Mark and Reprisal AKA Jawa Hunting License.

DARTH wrote:NO GUN LAWS for non crimianl citizens, period. I can carry open, I can shove it up my ass it's my right.

That's all you have to change from your National Open Carry Law as there should be no need if you actually enforced the Constitution. DO this and with everything else you put down you have my vote.

Oh yeah and issue me letters or Mark and Reprisal AKA Jawa Hunting License.

There is a need or I wouldn't have had to move from CA.

The Constitution needs to be vigorously defended, by all branches of government. Not just the courts.

English as the national language? Yay or nay?

baffled wrote:English as the national language? Yay or nay?

Did you even have to ask?

Yay!


Stop with the softball questions. Ask me the questions the press is to afraid or just too damn lazy to ask Obama and the Repubs

You're right, I was tired and I think you and I agree on too much.

How about judges that lecture a victim, even if the case is weak, on the laws of the defendant's home nation's laws (ie, Zombie Muhammad)?

Would you be willing to sign NY over to Canada to get rid of Barney Frank and Schumer?

Why do all first ladies leave the white house looking like Krusty The Klown?

NY can take the hit for Schumer but Barney Frank is Massachusetts' abortion survivor. We've got enough fucking problems without piling him on.

ah, you're right. Sorry for the massive brain fart.

I thought of monumental idiots and Frank came to mind. Well, me too after that gaffe.

Many apologies to all New Yorkers.

What manners of faggotry will you outlaw your first 100 days in office?

Batboy2/75 wrote:

baffled wrote:English as the national language? Yay or nay?

Did you even have to ask?

Yay!


Stop with the softball questions. Ask me the questions the press is to afraid or just too damn lazy to ask Obama and the Repubs

Alright. What about the Compact of Free Association between the Federated States of Micronesia and the United States? We basically put an entire country on welfare with our door wide open, and I'll give you a hint, they're not swimming across the Rio Grande.

Niggers.
Do you have a final solution?

Turdacious wrote:What manners of faggotry will you outlaw your first 100 days in office?

Hopefully if they're muslims, he'll incorporate the solutions that are being employed in Iraq by the shi'ites as we speak.

Our candidate needs to work on his response time.

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In the absence of a clear indicator otherwise I'm beginning to be persuaded by the nuance of your argument.

Fat Cat wrote:Our candidate needs to work on his response time.

Hey! Settle down Francis!

If more of you slackers would contribute to by Campaign/beer fund i could ditch this pesky day job.

As for the compact; I'm cutting them coconut niggers off at the knees.

Same for them Hawaii islands. BJ Penn and the rest of them fucking clowns want casinos and self rule? Have fun doing it on your own dime. Fucking animals took 50 years to build a 20 mile stretch of highway. Have fun with your new third world hell hole, minus them bases. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you fags; we're keeping the bases. FUCK YOU!

What douchebaggery am I banning? Well, for starters America appoligizing to everyone. We're quitting everything (UN, NATO, G7, you name it) and doing what ever the fuck we please. Which won't be much, other than killing rag heads and banging sultry bikini models.

Same for being outraged. If someone said something that hurt your fucking feelings, then fuck you. Get over it dickhead. Short of yelling fire in a movie theatre, no will give two shits in my America.

Might as well mention you fucking meddlers. Other than your own business, and your minor childrens business, STFU! In support of this the Government will no longer regulate, subsidize, etc. good or bad behavior. You're on your on jackasses. Mind your own fucking business.

Trial lawyers may want to find a new profession, because upon taking the oath I'm fucking them up.

More after I google fake porn pics of Bristol Palin.

How can we get Israel to give us the gas they just discovered in repayment for the 60+ years of existence we gave them?

baffled wrote:How can we get Israel to give us the gas they just discovered in repayment for the 60+ years of existence we gave them?

I'm more concerned about the huge reserves of oil and natural gas we're ignoring in the USA. My Israeli policy will be one of neglect. As in, the less we have to do with them and there problems the better.

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Darth Albidus Mortalitas wrote:Candidate BatyBoy!

Darth Albidus Mortalitas wrote:Niggers.
Do you have a final solution?

Cutting up the welfare and race credit cards.

Will refuse to partake in the race based issues as framed by the softhearted left. Will call reverend al, Jessie Jackson, and the rest of the gang a pack of race pimp hucksters and tell them to fuck off. After the press has it's usual melt down, will tell them to go fuck themselves also. For once the president is going start calling a spade a spade. Great double entrndre btw.

Since the president can't rule be decree I will instead refuse to sign any legislation until Congress passes my "get off your lazy asses" legislation.

1. End the failed socialist welfare state experiment.
2. Repeal the minimum wage
3. Negros told the gravy train has ended
4. Negros told to get jobs, pay for their own shit, and pay for their own poor life choices
5. Negros told they can protest as much as they want
6. Negros that riot will be shot
7. Those that don't like it will be given free ticket to Uganda w / no option to return
8. Bleeding heart libs and religious types told they can join their victims in Uganda if they don't like it

Call this my negro self deport policy. Same goes for the rest of societies slackers, regardless of race.

Batboy2/75 wrote:

Fat Cat wrote:Our candidate needs to work on his response time.

Hey! Settle down Francis!

If more of you slackers would contribute to by Campaign/beer fund i could ditch this pesky day job.

As for the compact; I'm cutting them coconut niggers off at the knees.

Same for them Hawaii islands. BJ Penn and the rest of them fucking clowns want casinos and self rule? Have fun doing it on your own dime. Fucking animals took 50 years to build a 20 mile stretch of highway. Have fun with your new third world hell hole, minus them bases. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you fags; we're keeping the bases. FUCK YOU!

What douchebaggery am I banning? Well, for starters America appoligizing to everyone. We're quitting everything (UN, NATO, G7, you name it) and doing what ever the fuck we please. Which won't be much, other than killing rag heads and banging sultry bikini models.

Same for being outraged. If someone said something that hurt your fucking feelings, then fuck you. Get over it dickhead. Short of yelling fire in a movie theatre, no will give two shits in my America.

Might as well mention you fucking meddlers. Other than your own business, and your minor childrens business, STFU! In support of this the Government will no longer regulate, subsidize, etc. good or bad behavior. You're on your on jackasses. Mind your own fucking business.

Trial lawyers may want to find a new profession, because upon taking the oath I'm fucking them up.

More after I google fake porn pics of Bristol Palin.

Listen Paco, don't get all cranky just because I had to wake you from your siesta. If you want to be president of upstanding white folks like me, you're going to have to put down the frijoles and work on your response time.