Seduction dinner

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The Crawdaddy wrote:Four-cheese Risotto. Steamed vegetables of some kind (ask her what she likes and dislikes). Lamb chops, seasoned with a blend of lemon peel, rosemary, kosher salt, pepper and chopped prosciutto that has been cooked crisp. A good Cabernet or Pinot with this.
It's a good menu, but if you want to go simpler...

salad with balsamic vinaigrette, 4 cheese risotto, Lemon chicken, some steamed veggies and a simple creamy dessert.


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seeahill wrote:Your ideas:
The menu details don't matter. All that will matter is the passion in your voice as you tell her stories about all of the times your cabin didn't burn down.
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Fat Cat wrote:Oh wait, is this a different girl?
Most likely-- same girl, different personality.
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Turdacious wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:Oh wait, is this a different girl?
Most likely-- same girl, different personality.
$5 says he fixed the coffee mug she busted on him and will try to return it as a peace offering.
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If you can't top this, don't even bother trying:

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Steak, medium bloody, a nice Barolo and Rohypnol
Timmah can just read her one of his books and get the same effect quicker. No wine or roofies needed.
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He said dinner, not appetizer.
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Stay away from gassy foods. Make sure she's not gluten intolerant and stuff. Otherwise, even if things go your way, they may get relatively unpleasant.

Maybe some gluten free bud light lime with a side of whey protein.
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So how did it go Romeo?
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syaigh wrote:
Maybe some gluten free bud light lime with a side of whey protein.
No better argument for calling it off and masturbating one 'mo time.

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Thud wrote:
syaigh wrote:
Maybe some gluten free bud light lime with a side of whey protein.
No better argument for calling it off and masturbating one 'mo time.
:vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:
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Turdacious wrote:
Thud wrote:
syaigh wrote:
Maybe some gluten free bud light lime with a side of whey protein.
No better argument for calling it off and masturbating one 'mo time.
:vom: :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:
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Fat Cat wrote:So how did it go Romeo?
His dick is stapled to the kitchen table, he'll get back to you later.
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Curried scallops with tomatoes over rice accompanied by a nice zinfandel does quite nicely, thank you.

Though I wasn't asking for advice. Just perversely curious about what others think is a seductive meal.
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I was asking how the seduction went, not the dinner you dense motherfucker.
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This thread is so @'ed up it's not worth reading.
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an old guy had dinner with an old woman

tres exciting!
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