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High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:I just saw some little porker 14 yr old kid order fucking vegan chocolate ice cream at Whole Foods. It kills me to see all of these crunchy, "healthy vegan" fatties in that place. Good iced coffee though.

I thought you were on a tight budget these days. Get 'yo ass back to Food Lion! ;-)

Or even better, Piggly Wiggly.

Last weekend I was out and bumped into three times by fatties. All were in the same situation - walking down a path of some sort where there was plenty of room for two normal sized people to walk past each other or two larger people if they each gave way a bit. I turned slightly and, in every instance, the fatties cruised ahead and crashed into me. None apologized or acknowledged their behavior. The third got a nice comment from me.

This led to the question of if they really realize they are fat or think that they are normal sized. Do they see a path and believe that they fit through it - sort of like an obese cat that sticks its head through a hole and, not feeling its whiskers touch, pushes ahead. Or, do they just figure that they are twice the size of most people so, fuck everybody else.

I shake the can of Pringles to get all the pieces from the bottom of the can.

Terry B. wrote: This led to the question of if they really realize they are fat or think that they are normal sized. Do they see a path and believe that they fit through it - sort of like an obese cat that sticks its head through a hole and, not feeling its whiskers touch, pushes ahead. Or, do they just figure that they are twice the size of most people so, fuck everybody else.

It's this. People have no fucking manners anymore. The younger they are, the more true this is, and their parents aren't fucking teaching them so it's only going to get worse. When combined with the "instant gratification" mind-set of today's society, you end up with insensitive, fat, mindless assholes who could give fuck-all about anything other than themselves and where their next "fix" (be it food, a gadget, drugs, whatever) is going to come from.

Zombomatic wrote:

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:I just saw some little porker 14 yr old kid order fucking vegan chocolate ice cream at Whole Foods. It kills me to see all of these crunchy, "healthy vegan" fatties in that place. Good iced coffee though.

I thought you were on a tight budget these days. Get 'yo ass back to Food Lion! ;-)

Or even better, Piggly Wiggly.

Not a fan of the Pig. But I know you're in the south, though!

So, I was in Florida for spring break...Tampa and Orlando.

Tampa wasn't bad. Saw some fit people. Except at Busch Gardens, which is Walmart Disney. A lot of very drunk fat people. At least 50 people in scooters. The won't attempt to shoehorn a 400# person into the rides at Busch Gardens, which I give them credit for, because at Disney, they had to stop about 3 rides we rode on to get a very fat person in or out of them.

Busch Gardens has an all you can eat bracelet you can add onto your ticket...so does Seaworld. The people who used these were usually immense.

Orlando...significantly different. Seaworld and Disney were full of fat people. I saw only 2 men whom I would consider 'fit' looking at Disney. I saw lots and lots of very very obese people.

Terry B. wrote:Last weekend I was out and bumped into three times by fatties. All were in the same situation - walking down a path of some sort where there was plenty of room for two normal sized people to walk past each other or two larger people if they each gave way a bit. I turned slightly and, in every instance, the fatties cruised ahead and crashed into me. None apologized or acknowledged their behavior. The third got a nice comment from me.

This led to the question of if they really realize they are fat or think that they are normal sized. Do they see a path and believe that they fit through it - sort of like an obese cat that sticks its head through a hole and, not feeling its whiskers touch, pushes ahead. Or, do they just figure that they are twice the size of most people so, fuck everybody else.

I shake the can of Pringles to get all the pieces from the bottom of the can.

Terry, you are a genius. You have just invented 'Fatty Whiskers', a dual purpose device. Fatties will have to wear them custom made to their width. It will mark the end of skinnies getting steamrolled and be a constant reminder to the fatty of just how wide they really are. This together with the shame of walking around wearing extremely long whiskers will be enough to transform fatty into skinny. All that left over food will be available to the starving, thus resolving one of the greatest problems on earth.

They look in the mirror and see themselves as thin. This happens to me every January when my pants mysteriously shrink.

who gives a fuck what people do I hope they eat themselves to death

Mickey O'neil wrote:

Zombomatic wrote:

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:I just saw some little porker 14 yr old kid order fucking vegan chocolate ice cream at Whole Foods. It kills me to see all of these crunchy, "healthy vegan" fatties in that place. Good iced coffee though.

I thought you were on a tight budget these days. Get 'yo ass back to Food Lion! ;-)

Or even better, Piggly Wiggly.

Not a fan of the Pig. But I know you're in the south, though!

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:So, I was in Florida for spring break...Tampa and Orlando.

Tampa wasn't bad. Saw some fit people. Except at Busch Gardens, which is Walmart Disney. A lot of very drunk fat people. At least 50 people in scooters. The won't attempt to shoehorn a 400# person into the rides at Busch Gardens, which I give them credit for, because at Disney, they had to stop about 3 rides we rode on to get a very fat person in or out of them.

Last time in the US, I was in San Diego and actually made the comment that I didn't see many fat people. My brother-in-law commented that I should leave the beach and trails by the Naval Base and visit Seaworld - he was correct.

Gav wrote:

Terry B. wrote:Last weekend I was out and bumped into three times by fatties. All were in the same situation - walking down a path of some sort where there was plenty of room for two normal sized people to walk past each other or two larger people if they each gave way a bit. I turned slightly and, in every instance, the fatties cruised ahead and crashed into me. None apologized or acknowledged their behavior. The third got a nice comment from me.

This led to the question of if they really realize they are fat or think that they are normal sized. Do they see a path and believe that they fit through it - sort of like an obese cat that sticks its head through a hole and, not feeling its whiskers touch, pushes ahead. Or, do they just figure that they are twice the size of most people so, fuck everybody else.

I shake the can of Pringles to get all the pieces from the bottom of the can.

Terry, you are a genius. You have just invented 'Fatty Whiskers', a dual purpose device. Fatties will have to wear them custom made to their width. It will mark the end of skinnies getting steamrolled and be a constant reminder to the fatty of just how wide they really are. This together with the shame of walking around wearing extremely long whiskers will be enough to transform fatty into skinny. All that left over food will be available to the starving, thus resolving one of the greatest problems on earth.

Thinking about this more, even though Fatty Whiskers would be fantastic, it's probably rude behavior as, if you think of it, a 250 pound strength athlete can walk by you without crashing into you.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/1 ... 17219.html

the best part of the story is that the firefighter who is cutting the hole looks to be about 350.

Terry B. wrote:Last weekend I was out and bumped into three times by fatties. All were in the same situation - walking down a path of some sort where there was plenty of room for two normal sized people to walk past each other or two larger people if they each gave way a bit. I turned slightly and, in every instance, the fatties cruised ahead and crashed into me. None apologized or acknowledged their behavior. The third got a nice comment from me.

This led to the question of if they really realize they are fat or think that they are normal sized. Do they see a path and believe that they fit through it - sort of like an obese cat that sticks its head through a hole and, not feeling its whiskers touch, pushes ahead. Or, do they just figure that they are twice the size of most people so, fuck everybody else.

I shake the can of Pringles to get all the pieces from the bottom of the can.

I do this all the time and go so far as to make sure my weight is all on the plant foot, on the same side as the shoulder that's going to make contact. You little pukes only stay upright 40% of the time.

The Crawdaddy wrote:

Terry B. wrote: This led to the question of if they really realize they are fat or think that they are normal sized. Do they see a path and believe that they fit through it - sort of like an obese cat that sticks its head through a hole and, not feeling its whiskers touch, pushes ahead. Or, do they just figure that they are twice the size of most people so, fuck everybody else.

It's this. People have no fucking manners anymore. The younger they are, the more true this is...

Stop trying to kid yourself old man, your generation is just as full of self absorbed assholes as this one. The percentage of people that lack of accountability, are self centered, and are assholes in general has not changed from one generation to the next, so get out of here with your "back in my day kids had respect for their elders" rubbish.

CharlieBob wrote:

The Crawdaddy wrote:

Terry B. wrote: This led to the question of if they really realize they are fat or think that they are normal sized. Do they see a path and believe that they fit through it - sort of like an obese cat that sticks its head through a hole and, not feeling its whiskers touch, pushes ahead. Or, do they just figure that they are twice the size of most people so, fuck everybody else.

It's this. People have no fucking manners anymore. The younger they are, the more true this is...

Stop trying to kid yourself old man, your generation is just as full of self absorbed assholes as this one. The percentage of people that lack of accountability, are self centered, and are assholes in general has not changed from one generation to the next, so get out of here with your "back in my day kids had respect for their elders" rubbish.

Yeah. Sure. Uh huh. Take another hit on the crack pipe if that makes you feel better about your poor parenting. The lies you tell yourself are always easier to believe.

Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, we'll be recognizing the unvarnished truth. Thanks for playing though. Sonny-boy.

The Crawdaddy wrote: Yeah. Sure. Uh huh. Take another hit on the crack pipe if that makes you feel better about your poor parenting. The lies you tell yourself are always easier to believe.

Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, we'll be recognizing the unvarnished truth. Thanks for playing though. Sonny-boy.

Yes I am the delusional one...

It only makes to much sense that rudeness is a totally foreign concept to those over the age of 50, and was first invented and put into use by those currently under the age of 25.

I bet you walked up hill both ways to school? Probably in the snow year round also? I bet your grandfather had the same gripes about your generation... almost like people are prone to nostalgia...

CharlieBob wrote:

The Crawdaddy wrote: Yeah. Sure. Uh huh. Take another hit on the crack pipe if that makes you feel better about your poor parenting. The lies you tell yourself are always easier to believe.

Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, we'll be recognizing the unvarnished truth. Thanks for playing though. Sonny-boy.

Yes I am the delusional one...

It only makes to much sense that rudeness is a totally foreign concept to those over the age of 50, and was first invented and put into use by those currently under the age of 25.

I bet you walked up hill both ways to school? Probably in the snow year round also? I bet your grandfather had the same gripes about your generation... almost like people are prone to nostalgia...

Nostalgia these days aint what it used to be.

The Crawdaddy wrote:

CharlieBob wrote:

The Crawdaddy wrote:

Terry B. wrote: This led to the question of if they really realize they are fat or think that they are normal sized. Do they see a path and believe that they fit through it - sort of like an obese cat that sticks its head through a hole and, not feeling its whiskers touch, pushes ahead. Or, do they just figure that they are twice the size of most people so, fuck everybody else.

It's this. People have no fucking manners anymore. The younger they are, the more true this is...

Stop trying to kid yourself old man, your generation is just as full of self absorbed assholes as this one. The percentage of people that lack of accountability, are self centered, and are assholes in general has not changed from one generation to the next, so get out of here with your "back in my day kids had respect for their elders" rubbish.

Yeah. Sure. Uh huh. Take another hit on the crack pipe if that makes you feel better about your poor parenting. The lies you tell yourself are always easier to believe.

Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, we'll be recognizing the unvarnished truth. Thanks for playing though. Sonny-boy.

Haha. I knew you were a nerd, but I didn't know you were prone to this kind of faggotry.

That's ok, you can think what you like, baff.

CB: it's not like I said that older people can't be rude. C'mon be serious. What I said was that there's a definite trend towards less manners in society. If you can't see that, then I think you're wearing blinders.

And I'm not that old pal. Simply have my eyes open.

Always remember my MIL and FIL's 50th anniversary celebration. They poured champagne for everyone, and asked their morbidly obese bible-thumping son-in-law (wife's sister's hubby) if it was OK if their kids could have a sip of champagne too.

Fatass gets all huffy and says, "NO. Alcohol's a sin."

My mom leans over to me and says, "...and so is gluttony."

nafod wrote:Always remember my MIL and FIL's 50th anniversary celebration. They poured champagne for everyone, and asked their morbidly obese bible-thumping son-in-law (wife's sister's hubby) if it was OK if their kids could have a sip of champagne too.

Fatass gets all huffy and says, "NO. Alcohol's a sin."

My mom leans over to me and says, "...and so is gluttony."

Drunkenness isn't actually one of the seven deadly sins.

http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicd ... ly-chart-3

China overtakes America to become the world's largest grocery market

The $ per person for the US and Spain is almost identical. Discuss.

WildGorillaMan wrote:http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicd ... ly-chart-3

China overtakes America to become the world's largest grocery market

The $ per person for the US and Spain is almost identical. Discuss.

The Spanish could save cash if they cut out the fresh produce.

WildGorillaMan wrote:

nafod wrote:Always remember my MIL and FIL's 50th anniversary celebration. They poured champagne for everyone, and asked their morbidly obese bible-thumping son-in-law (wife's sister's hubby) if it was OK if their kids could have a sip of champagne too.

Fatass gets all huffy and says, "NO. Alcohol's a sin."

My mom leans over to me and says, "...and so is gluttony."

Drunkenness isn't actually one of the seven deadly sins.

I knew I didnt need to go to church