You have to love people who believe the Old Testament's creation myth is literally true, but will somehow dance around stories about Jesus drinking wine and magically creating wine for others to drink to argue that drinking is a sin.WildGorillaMan wrote:Drunkenness isn't actually one of the seven deadly sins.nafod wrote:Always remember my MIL and FIL's 50th anniversary celebration. They poured champagne for everyone, and asked their morbidly obese bible-thumping son-in-law (wife's sister's hubby) if it was OK if their kids could have a sip of champagne too.
Fatass gets all huffy and says, "NO. Alcohol's a sin."
My mom leans over to me and says, "...and so is gluttony."
It's just unfuckingbelievable
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"The biggest problems that we’re facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all."
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That's when you say to them "You know what religion prohibits alcohol? ISLAM!"Pinky wrote:You have to love people who believe the Old Testament's creation myth is literally true, but will somehow dance around stories about Jesus drinking wine and magically creating wine for others to drink to argue that drinking is a sin.WildGorillaMan wrote:Drunkenness isn't actually one of the seven deadly sins.nafod wrote:Always remember my MIL and FIL's 50th anniversary celebration. They poured champagne for everyone, and asked their morbidly obese bible-thumping son-in-law (wife's sister's hubby) if it was OK if their kids could have a sip of champagne too.
Fatass gets all huffy and says, "NO. Alcohol's a sin."
My mom leans over to me and says, "...and so is gluttony."
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I'm led to believe that food is, on an item for item comparison, more expensive in Europe than it is in the US. Maybe that might explain a higher consumption in the US, but with accordingly lower expense? I don't know.....WildGorillaMan wrote:http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicd ... ly-chart-3
The $ per person for the US and Spain is almost identical. Discuss.China overtakes America to become the world's largest grocery market
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Calories are cheap.
"The biggest problems that we’re facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all."
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Any God that would outlaw drinking is unworthy of the title.
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Agreed.
The fundamentalist nut jobs really love to pick and choose what goofy shit they are going to believe.
The fundamentalist nut jobs really love to pick and choose what goofy shit they are going to believe.
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Yes and all I said was that that trend is true across age groups, not isolated to a single one.The Crawdaddy wrote: CB: it's not like I said that older people can't be rude. C'mon be serious. What I said was that there's a definite trend towards less manners in society. If you can't see that, then I think you're wearing blinders.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Agreed.
The fundamentalist nut jobs really love to pick and choose what goofy shit they are going to believe.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1rrwzZ18q
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*uses best Comic Book Guy voice* Worst university ever.Fat Cat wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1rrwzZ18qShafpocalypse Now wrote:Agreed.
The fundamentalist nut jobs really love to pick and choose what goofy shit they are going to believe.
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I don't want to hate the Brits. I really don't, but what the fuck?Fat Cat wrote:Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Agreed.
The fundamentalist nut jobs really love to pick and choose what goofy shit they are going to believe.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1rrwzZ18q
20% don't like it. 20% can go elsewhere.
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What a bunch of limp wristed ninniesFat Cat wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1rrwzZ18q
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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They'd be taking a distinctly American step if they go through with it. I mean, dry county American, that is.Turdacious wrote:*uses best Comic Book Guy voice* Worst university ever.Fat Cat wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1rrwzZ18qShafpocalypse Now wrote:Agreed.
The fundamentalist nut jobs really love to pick and choose what goofy shit they are going to believe.
