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Cooperstown has asked for some sort of memorabilia from Moyer to commemorate his record-setting night as the 49-year-old left-hander became the oldest pitcher to ever win a major league contest.

And whatever the Hall of Fame decides it wants, Moyer said he will certainly deliver after throwing seven efficient innings to help the Colorado Rockies beat the San Diego Padres 5-3 on Tuesday.

"To have your name mentioned with great players of the past or Hall of Fame players, it's pretty special," Moyer said.

For Moyer (1-2), making history was nice. But stopping the Rockies' two-game skid was just as rewarding.

Moyer was effective all evening as he picked up his 268th career win, tying him with Hall of Famer Jim Palmer for 34th on the career list.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-400_162-574 ... h-mlb-win/

And an ERA well under 3.0 to boot.
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Satchel Paige had "Six Rules for a Long Life,'' including, "Don't look back -- something may be gaining on you.'' Moyer's seven rules are: "Work hard. Stay focused. Play the game with passion. Respect your teammates. Respect the team across the field. Respect the umpires. And have fun.''
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Pretty cool. Didn't he top out at like 79mph?
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His pitches would barely get speeding tickets.
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Greg Maddux thinks he's slow.
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