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Having one Secret Service agent stiffing a Columbian hooker is the biggest scandal in SS history? That's it? Were there drugs or midgets or televangelists involved?

If that's the biggest scandal in your history.....you have a fairly clean history as an organization.
.....Obama arrived in Colombia for the Summit of the Americas yesterday, but the Secret Service agents sent in advance of his arrival were M.I.A. That's because 12 agents were relieved of duty and sent home after allegations of misconduct involving prostitution. Former Washington Post reporter Ronald Kessler calls it "clearly the biggest scandal in Secret Service history."

Kessler became aware of the investigation into Secret Service misconduct and alerted the Washington Post, which was the first publication to report on the story. According to Kessler, "One of the agents did not pay one of the prostitutes, and she complained to the police."
http://gawker.com/5901967/allegations-o ... ce-history
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Terry B. wrote:
"One of the agents did not pay one of the prostitutes, and she complained to the police."
http://gawker.com/5901967/allegations-o ... ce-history
He just didn't want to treat her like a whore. I find that honorable.
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If you're in the military or govt. service of any kind, you can commit any crime and walk. But fuck a woman not yours or somebody else's woman and you face a firing squad.
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nafod wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
"One of the agents did not pay one of the prostitutes, and she complained to the police."
http://gawker.com/5901967/allegations-o ... ce-history
He just didn't want to treat her like a whore. I find that honorable.
They need to put a positive spin on it.
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Maybe he was out looking on behalf of his boss?
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I thought law enforcement types all took an oath to use prostitutes. Seriously, check your cities prostitution arrest mug shots. Only the trannies and the ugly chicks actually get arrested. Not hard to figure out what's going on with the decent looking ones.
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WGM FTMFW!!! =D> =D> =D>
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Image
LOL of the highest order. Multiple clappies. =D> =D> =D>

edit: learn to spell "prostitutes"
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the fearless freep wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Image
LOL of the highest order. Multiple clappies. =D> =D> =D>

edit: learn to spell "prostitutes"
Oh fuck. I can't breathe! =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Whole new meaning to "Secret Service Snatch Test"
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He probably didn't understand the surprise he'd be getting when he requested the 'Zachary special.'
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.

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Turdacious wrote:He probably didn't understand the surprise he'd be getting when he requested the 'Zachary special.'
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So they are in trouble for basically failure to pay and breaking curfew?
No big deal in my book.
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Jeebuz, who HASN'T stiffed a hooker at some point? Srslsly.
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This one time, in Columbia...oh wait.
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Getting investigated for paying for sex by Congress. No irony to see here.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162- ... e-scandal/
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Turdacious wrote:Getting investigated for paying for sex by Congress. No irony to see here.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162- ... e-scandal/
No irony here. Do they pay underage boys and senate pages for sex? Do you have evidence that any cash is slipped under the wall of their bathroom stalls? What about high-priced.....nevermind.
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Terry B. wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Getting investigated for paying for sex by Congress. No irony to see here.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162- ... e-scandal/
No irony here. Do they pay underage boys and senate pages for sex? Do you have evidence that any cash is slipped under the wall of their bathroom stalls? What about high-priced.....nevermind.
And the hookers were nonunion! The horror!
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Turdacious wrote:And the hookers were nonunion! The horror!
Thank god! You definitely don't want to get assigned a hooker based on seniority.
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nafod wrote:
Turdacious wrote:And the hookers were nonunion! The horror!
Thank god! You definitely don't want to get assigned a hooker based on seniority.
:teehee
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