The New "Conan" Movie....
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The New "Conan" Movie....
Saw it on Dish last night.
Not half bad.
Not half bad.
Re: The New "Conan" Movie....
I thought it was utter shit unworthy of the name, "Conan". Try watch the original Conan the Barbarian again some time and then make a comparison.

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Re: The New "Conan" Movie....
Yes, there is no replacing the original with Arnold. You have to admit that this was better than 'Destroyer'.
I thought Jason Momoa was...ok. Great look, but he kills it when he opens his mouth.
The leading lady was ALL WRONG.
I thought whatshisnuts was an ok villain.
I halfway enjoyed it at the theater, but then found it completely unwatchable on DVD. Contrast that with the original Conan, that I make it a point to watch at least once a year.
I thought Jason Momoa was...ok. Great look, but he kills it when he opens his mouth.
The leading lady was ALL WRONG.
I thought whatshisnuts was an ok villain.
I halfway enjoyed it at the theater, but then found it completely unwatchable on DVD. Contrast that with the original Conan, that I make it a point to watch at least once a year.
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There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle...
... when the gold loses its luster...
... when the throne room becomes a prison...
... and all that is left is a father's love for his child.
To hell with Thulsa Doom. He's evil.
-King Osric the Usurper
... when the gold loses its luster...
... when the throne room becomes a prison...
... and all that is left is a father's love for his child.
To hell with Thulsa Doom. He's evil.
-King Osric the Usurper

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It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
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Re: The New "Conan" Movie....
There's a lot of great philosophy in that script...Stone and Milius did a great job.
The new one is just an excuse to swing swords and show tits.
The new one is just an excuse to swing swords and show tits.
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Conan is like a cinematic ode to the eternal life force.

"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
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Such Arrogance! Such insolence! I salute you!
BTW True Conan fans simply wipe Destroyer from their minds like Highlander 2.
Conan is a Cimmarian from the north, a proto Saxon-Dane. His skin is darkend by the sun not by genetics. They should have called the new Conan by another name. You don't have Denzel Washington play George Washington and you don't have Jeff Daniles play Malcome X.
They should have ade Conan Crown of Iron, it was to about Canan's troubled rule and his bastard son, Mamoa could have done that with Arnold as the man himself.
BTW True Conan fans simply wipe Destroyer from their minds like Highlander 2.
Conan is a Cimmarian from the north, a proto Saxon-Dane. His skin is darkend by the sun not by genetics. They should have called the new Conan by another name. You don't have Denzel Washington play George Washington and you don't have Jeff Daniles play Malcome X.
They should have ade Conan Crown of Iron, it was to about Canan's troubled rule and his bastard son, Mamoa could have done that with Arnold as the man himself.
"God forbid we tell the savages to go fuck themselves." Batboy
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I thought that the new "Conan" didn`t look rugged enough.To much of a model look.The wife liked him (obviously).
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Re: The New "Conan" Movie....
NTTAWWT.Kazuya Mishima wrote:
The new one is just an excuse to swing swords and show tits.
Re: The New "Conan" Movie....
Im' a HUGE fan of the original Conan movies (incl. the Destroyer), and I was prepared to hate the new one but it was actually pretty decent. It was more savage than the first, with more gore and mysogny, surprisingly enough.
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