IGX

I was heading to the gym yesterday, in the local university, and I saw a souped up Volkswagen golf drive past. Tinted windows, huge exhaust, the works. It was going pretty slowly, when all of a sudden a police car pulled in to the lane behind it and signalled it over. The golf pulled over, and a policeman got out and approached the car. I could see him indicating that the occupants should wind down the window. The windows didn't move, and the volkswagen (currently behind a bus) put its indicators on. The policeman shook his finger at the car, and mimed running after it. As the bus pulled away, the golf slowly pulled away behind it. The policeman got back in the car, siren and lights on, and they chased it slowly, about 10 meters down the road, at which point, due to the oncoming traffic, and the bus in front, they were able to box it in. The policeman got out, this time with his partner, and they approached the car again. Eventually the door of the car opened, and a frail 70-80 year old woman hobbled out, supported by a cane. I didn't see what happened after, but I could see her handcuffed and put in the back of the police car. Weird.

Nice tits?

Was it Mrs. Thatcher?

Dear Diary,

I saw a weird thing today...

Let it out Proto. It feels good.

You can even share my diary thread if you want ;)

for EZ
10M=33ft

I used some bitchin' IT hackin' skillz to sneak into Frodobuilder's online diary...well, it wasn't that hard...his password was BLACKCOCKYUMMY69. Uhh, let's just say Frodo has a number of issues some which need medical attention. Here's just one entry. The others are too freaky even for me.

May 3, 2012

Dear Diary:

I'm so frustrated! No one takes me seriously on IGx. I hate that place! But I can't stay away either. I just want to be loved and respected...is that so wrong? I think I should go to the doctor again...that small tear down around my asshole just will not heal. This morning when I was squatting down on my dildo that I place on a mirror I saw that my ass started bleeding again...christ! What is wrong with me?!?!?! If mom finds out I'm doing this again she's going to be so angry with me. :( I have such a crush on this kid from England. He posts on IGx as "Beer Jew." How cute is that. I wish him and I could get together. Maybe we can get on Skype together and I'll do a sexy dance. Nobody knows I took ballet for like 15 years!!! I'm so flexible!! Well, that's enough for now. Mom made my fav lunch...fish sticks, macaroni and cheese and lime jello!!!! Yay! Get in my tummy!!!

lafmyfuckingassoff!!!! You did it again Shapebaby!

:help

Shapecharge wrote:I used some bitchin' IT hackin' skillz to sneak into Frodobuilder's online diary...well, it wasn't that hard...his password was BLACKCOCKYUMMY69. Uhh, let's just say Frodo has a number of issues some which need medical attention. Here's just one entry. The others are too freaky even for me.

May 3, 2012

Dear Diary:

I'm so frustrated! No one takes me seriously on IGx. I hate that place! But I can't stay away either. I just want to be loved and respected...is that so wrong? I think I should go to the doctor again...that small tear down around my asshole just will not heal. This morning when I was squatting down on my dildo that I place on a mirror I saw that my ass started bleeding again...christ! What is wrong with me?!?!?! If mom finds out I'm doing this again she's going to be so angry with me. :( I have such a crush on this kid from England. He posts on IGx as "Beer Jew." How cute is that. I wish him and I could get together. Maybe we can get on Skype together and I'll do a sexy dance. Nobody knows I took ballet for like 15 years!!! I'm so flexible!! Well, that's enough for now. Mom made my fav lunch...fish sticks, macaroni and cheese and lime jello!!!! Yay! Get in my tummy!!!

Diary hacking is wrong. This is a new low even for IGx. Can you imagine how embarrassing that is? The humiliation? Stuff about his crushes? I hope you're proud of yourself.

Yeah, you're right Gorby. I took it too far. I'm sorry Frodo. Change your password...I can't stop myself from reading it. Just some advice...have you're doctor put a couple of sutures in that tear and keep the area clean.

Shape is a master of the written word.

Shapecharge wrote:Yeah, you're right Gorby. I took it too far. I'm sorry Frodo. Change your password...I can't stop myself from reading it. Just some advice...have you're doctor put a couple of sutures in that tear and keep the area clean.

You're a gentleman. Proto, accept the apology and we'll say no more about it. And get your arse stitched.

I think it's called a fissure.

Not everyone is as dialed in to asshole maladies as you and me Capt. Crunch. I had to consider the uninitiated so I purposely didn't use the term.

Proto has used that password for years and years and years. Changing it would seem wrong now.