Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don’t have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
Do Not Use On Knob and Bollocks!
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Ed... dude... what are you looking to buy that you came across this??
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Re: Do Not Use On Knob and Bollocks!
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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"God forbid we tell the savages to go fuck themselves." Batboy