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I thought it was pretty good.

That's it? Your review sucks green donkey dick. FAIL. GRADE = F

What more do you want??

I'm not going to spoon feed you.

Shapecharge wrote:That's it? Your review sucks green donkey dick. FAIL. GRADE = F

Concur. Fucking weak sauce proto. No need to tell a freakin' story or give away the movie details, but a little "This is what I liked about it" would be more valuable than "it was good."

Could fucking trust the Globe editor or that weaselly douche Ebert and be more informed. Shit, a pic of the fucking movie poster would tell me more than you did.

This is how these conversations should go:

You: "Hey, do you want to see a movie?"

Your buddy: "yeah, sure."

YOu: "What do you want to see?"

Your buddy: "Something good."

You: "I heard Men in Black 3 is good."

Your buddy: "Alright. When does it start?"

...

With you assholes, here's how the conversation would go:

You: "Hey, do you want to see a movie?"

Your buddy: "yeah, sure."

YOu: "What do you want to see?"

Your buddy: "Wellllll, something 'good' isn't really enough for me. What can you tell me about the plot of Men in Black 3? How's the character development? Is the film style relevant to me, the modern movie goer? Do you have a movie poster I could look at?"

You: "Hey fuckfase, it's a goddamn Men in Black movie! It's hot outside and you got shit else to do! If you want answers, go see the fucking movie or do some research. What am I a fucking database? Fuck you. I'm not going to give you a fucking NY Times review before you decide to go see it! You want to see it or not, asshole!"

protobuilder wrote:This is how these conversations should go:

That's where you went wrong. No one expects a review to be a conversation.

Despite how completely fucked up he is, Frodo has been cracking me up lately.

Proto, maybe post a link to a real review?

protobuilder wrote:How's the character development? Is the film style relevant to me, the modern movie goer? Do you have a movie poster I could look at?"

This would be appreciated.

If you could also compare/contrast it to the previous two in the series and if you think it could correctly be termed a trilogy in terms of plot, rather than simply because they have three of them we would like that as well.

Also, did you see it in 3D? The trailers looked like something that 3D may work for.

protobuilder wrote:This is how these conversations should go:

You: "Hey, do you want to see a movie?"

Your buddy: "yeah, sure."

YOu: "What do you want to see?"

Your buddy: "Something good."

You: "I heard Men in Black 3 is good."

Your buddy: "Alright. When does it start?"

...

With you assholes, here's how the conversation would go:

You: "Hey, do you want to see a movie?"

Your buddy: "yeah, sure."

YOu: "What do you want to see?"

Your buddy: "Wellllll, something 'good' isn't really enough for me. What can you tell me about the plot of Men in Black 3? How's the character development? Is the film style relevant to me, the modern movie goer? Do you have a movie poster I could look at?"

You: "Hey fuckfase, it's a goddamn Men in Black movie! It's hot outside and you got shit else to do! If you want answers, go see the fucking movie or do some research. What am I a fucking database? Fuck you. I'm not going to give you a fucking NY Times review before you decide to go see it! You want to see it or not, asshole!"

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