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I'm pretty sure I got the rules figured out..
Man-of-the-match Afridi was the star of Pakistan's victory in a low-scoring match, hammering a 33-ball 52 not out and then grabbing two wickets for 17 runs in his four disciplined overs.
comments? Is Afridi the man or what?

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Sorry nafod, Cycling is the only tedious as hell sport we (strangely) get excited about on this board. Cricket can fuck off.
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chi wrote:Cricket can fuck off.
I don't know if it's the stress I've been under lately, or the homebrew, but this made me giggle like a schoolgirl because I read it in a Crocodile Dundee voice.
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This actually made the news in SA.
Los Angeles - Actor Jason Alexander has apologised for joking during a TV talk show that he considers cricket to be a "gay" sport.
All he really needed to say was "not that there's anything wrong with it."

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Nothing wrong with a sport that has tea breaks is it?
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

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They actually catch the ball with their BARE HANDS unlike our baseball players. And the pitcher (bowler) HITS THE BATTER all the time.

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Boring to watch,but fun to play (when I played during school breaks at least).
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I watch all the live cricket streams. The Pakistanis take this shit seriously especially vs India

http://search.yahoo.com/r/_ylt=A0oG7jKw ... lym4u.com/
edit: Sri Lanka vs Pakistan is playing now.
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Sri Lanka v Pakistan?

Who cares

the only way anyone would care what Sri Lanka and Pakistan do to each other is if Nukes are involved
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The only way I would watch cricket is if there were strippers involved.


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Holeyfraggaroley wrote:The only way I would watch cricket is if there were strippers involved.
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protobuilder wrote:Sri Lanka v Pakistan?

Who cares

the only way anyone would care what Sri Lanka and Pakistan do to each other is if Nukes are involved

Even then, not so much.
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We do have the cricket girls...

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No way, that's a Mexican soccer match, if anything.

Is cricket like kickball?
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