Things women say....
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tough old man
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Re: Things women say....
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^^^
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men and women are equally stupid and useless on the whole, anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional
I've just started something with someone 10 years younger (30-20), I expected a WHAT DOES THIS MEAN conversation quickly but she seems content to get together a couple of times a week to cook me dinner, watch horror movies and then bang until I have to go to sleep for work. Possible keeper.
I've just started something with someone 10 years younger (30-20), I expected a WHAT DOES THIS MEAN conversation quickly but she seems content to get together a couple of times a week to cook me dinner, watch horror movies and then bang until I have to go to sleep for work. Possible keeper.
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Re: Things women say....
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hhaahahahahaha..milosz wrote:men and women are equally stupid and useless on the whole, anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional
I've just started something with someone 10 years younger (30-20), I expected a WHAT DOES THIS MEAN conversation quickly but she seems content to get together a couple of times a week to cook me dinner, watch horror movies and then bang until I have to go to sleep for work. Possible keeper.
Single men have no understanding of the female whatsoever. when your testes drop you will embrace the truth.
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It's a good day for Enlightenment.milosz wrote:Or just remain unmarried in a state of ignorant bliss?
Deal.
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IGXers' early childhood summarized in one gif.
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^^ atta girl.
milosz, she's out on good behavior. eventually she's gonna want you to do the dishes once in awhile. we all do. empty sink= empty balls.
milosz, she's out on good behavior. eventually she's gonna want you to do the dishes once in awhile. we all do. empty sink= empty balls.
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"I am the author of my own misfortune, I don't need a ghost writer" - Ian Dury
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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I learned years ago that if a woman cooks for me I'm not letting her touch dishes no matter how much she protests.Jezebel Jones wrote:milosz, she's out on good behavior. eventually she's gonna want you to do the dishes once in awhile. we all do. empty sink= empty balls.
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From my wife, while I'm driving, out of the blue...
"WATCH OUT!"
Quick burst of adrenaline
"Watch what? where? Left? Right? WTF am I watching? Why don't you tell me SOMETHING USEFUL GAWDAMMIT!"
She fumes in the right seat for next hour...
"WATCH OUT!"
Quick burst of adrenaline
"Watch what? where? Left? Right? WTF am I watching? Why don't you tell me SOMETHING USEFUL GAWDAMMIT!"
She fumes in the right seat for next hour...
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Testiclaw wrote:"Honey, are you upset about something?"
"No".
"Well, okay. Are you sure? You seem really upset."
"No, I'm fine".
"Okay, well I'm going to go watch th-"
"Actually I'm very upset".
"...okay. About anything in particular? Why didn't you say you were upset when I asked?"
"I want you to do the dishes more often".
"Oh. Sure babe, I can do that. Just ask".
"That's just it! I don't want to have to ask!"
"You don't want to ask?"
"No! Then I feel like I'm forcing you to do something you don't like just to help me".
"Babe, it's okay, I don't think of it that way. Just say whenever you want me to help you do something and I'll do it. I'm totally cool with that".
"Noooooooooooo, you don't get it! I don't just want you to do the dishes".
"But you just said you wanted me to do the dishes?"
"Noooo. I don't want you to do the dishes, I want you to want to do the dishes".
"But why would I want to do the dishes? Why would any body want to do the dishes?"
"GOD I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND"
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