Who the fuck drinks Bud Light Lime? Was that you EZ?

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:53 pm

So this is a classic example of using the wrong tool for the job.

BLL is not a watching some slow paced homosexual game of stick and balls beer.

It is obviously.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:15 pm

kreator wrote:BL Lime is delicious after a 3 hour run when I've lost 5 lbs of sweat.

Besides that it sucks.

It's all good except for the running part.

Foul-Mouthed Ignoramus · Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:58 pm

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:Quick story: a few years back, I flew to Dallas to watch the mighty NY Giants take down the Cowboys on their run to the Superbowl (the first one against the Pats, not this last one). I sat 7th row, end zone. Holy fuck, Cowboys fans at that game were a bunch of metrosexual douchebags. Anyway, many of them where wearing white, wool gloves on one hand, ala The King of Pop. I asked a couple of these faggots why they wear wearing one winter glove on their hand in a hot, Dallas stadium. The answer? To keep their hand from getting cold from holding the beer. Bud fucking light lime drinkers all the way, I'm sure of it. You can't make this shit up, lie-men.

Now those big ass cans of Bud Clamato are the bomb at 9AM with a hangover, but I heartily recommend a 50/50 blend of Shiner Bock and a spicy Bloody Mary mix over BudClam.

fucking morons, THE BEER SHOULD BE DRUNK BEFORE IT HAS TIME TO MAKE YOUR DELICATE HANDS COLD. JESUS CHRIST

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:06 pm

Because this thread needs it.

The Venerable Bogatir X · Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:41 pm

Foul-Mouthed Ignoramus wrote:
High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:Quick story: a few years back, I flew to Dallas to watch the mighty NY Giants take down the Cowboys on their run to the Superbowl (the first one against the Pats, not this last one). I sat 7th row, end zone. Holy fuck, Cowboys fans at that game were a bunch of metrosexual douchebags. Anyway, many of them where wearing white, wool gloves on one hand, ala The King of Pop. I asked a couple of these faggots why they wear wearing one winter glove on their hand in a hot, Dallas stadium. The answer? To keep their hand from getting cold from holding the beer. Bud fucking light lime drinkers all the way, I'm sure of it. You can't make this shit up, lie-men.

Now those big ass cans of Bud Clamato are the bomb at 9AM with a hangover, but I heartily recommend a 50/50 blend of Shiner Bock and a spicy Bloody Mary mix over BudClam.
fucking morons, THE BEER SHOULD BE DRUNK BEFORE IT HAS TIME TO MAKE YOUR DELICATE HANDS COLD. JESUS CHRIST

Since you're from Wisconsin, you would have been especially appalled.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:03 pm

Turdacious wrote:Because this thread needs it.

Until now I didn't even know that I had this fetish.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:37 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Because this thread needs it.

Until now I didn't even know that I had this fetish.

Your frequenting of children's ballcrawls didn't tip you off?

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:02 am

I like those Bud Light Limearitas. I got fucked up as hell on the beach one day last week drinking those things.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:02 am

protobuilder wrote:
Your frequenting of children's ballcrawls didn't tip you off?

Only two reasons to frequent children's ballcrawls:
1. Your kids are in them
2. Trying to get a good sight picture on Sandusky.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:18 am

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:24 am

I'll bet Crusty can't do better than that...

IGX

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