Landed on his knee. Somehow didn't break anything. Bruised the fuck up all over from what I hear.
He was taken to the nice hospital, where all of their x-ray machines were somehow offline. So they took him to county, where his wife apparently felt pretty unsafe driving in. It's like a war zone in the neighborhood around there. After almost 24 hours, they couldn't get the orthopedist in to see him.
Moral of the story: don't fall off the roof, but if you do, land on your knee and go to the white people's hospital.
Carry on.
My Neighbor Fell Off His Roof
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Re: My Neighbor Fell Off His Roof
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You live in Stockton?baffled wrote:Landed on his knee. Somehow didn't break anything. Bruised the fuck up all over from what I hear.
He was taken to the nice hospital, where all of their x-ray machines were somehow offline. So they took him to county, where his wife apparently felt pretty unsafe driving in. It's like a war zone in the neighborhood around there. After almost 24 hours, they couldn't get the orthopedist in to see him.
Moral of the story: don't fall off the roof, but if you do, land on your knee and go to the white people's hospital.
Carry on.
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Re: My Neighbor Fell Off His Roof
That's a good question.judobrian wrote:Sooooo.....why would he need an orthopedist urgently if nothing was broken?
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Re: My Neighbor Fell Off His Roof
Nah. Westbound. Stockton is a shithole of the lowest order. I would rather look for a bed at the shelter in San Francisco than live in Stockton.Turdacious wrote:You live in Stockton?baffled wrote:Landed on his knee. Somehow didn't break anything. Bruised the fuck up all over from what I hear.
He was taken to the nice hospital, where all of their x-ray machines were somehow offline. So they took him to county, where his wife apparently felt pretty unsafe driving in. It's like a war zone in the neighborhood around there. After almost 24 hours, they couldn't get the orthopedist in to see him.
Moral of the story: don't fall off the roof, but if you do, land on your knee and go to the white people's hospital.
Carry on.
Maybe not, but it's close.
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Re: My Neighbor Fell Off His Roof
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Because almost breaking something qualifies for disability, and he wants to get the paperwork rolling.judobrian wrote:Sooooo.....why would he need an orthopedist urgently if nothing was broken?
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Re: My Neighbor Fell Off His Roof
I am quite proud. It has exceeded my expectations to be sure.ecalpal wrote:Best thread ever.
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Gav take note this is how you get a laugh.
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Re: My Neighbor Fell Off His Roof
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(Gav, if it helps, imagine that the neighbour fell off the roof and went straight into the splits. Or that he was hit when someone carrying a ladder turned around suddenly and he ducked at the wrong time.)
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:sniggerGorbachev wrote:(Gav, if it helps, imagine that the neighbour fell off the roof and went straight into the splits. Or that he was hit when someone carrying a ladder turned around suddenly and he ducked at the wrong time.)
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