Installing laminate flooring
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Installing laminate flooring
I'm about to lay some imitation parquet flooring at home. Anyone got any tips that may help me avoid newb errors.
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Re: Installing laminate flooring
6 rooms over the last 18 years...
Buy kneepads.
The little spacers are your friends go tighter to the wall than they tell you, the stuff does not expand or contract that much.
Get a rubber hammer to use along w/ the block or by itself where necessary.
Cut the back of each plank if your using a power saw; use a power saw.
They don't sell the glueable kind around here anymore, I assume it's the same in Europe. Be thankful.
Buy kneepads.
The little spacers are your friends go tighter to the wall than they tell you, the stuff does not expand or contract that much.
Get a rubber hammer to use along w/ the block or by itself where necessary.
Cut the back of each plank if your using a power saw; use a power saw.
They don't sell the glueable kind around here anymore, I assume it's the same in Europe. Be thankful.
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Remember, no means no.Gav wrote:I'm about to lay some imitation parquet flooring at home.
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Grease yourself adequately to avoid chafing.
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I was wondering whether you or Pinky would get there first.Turdacious wrote:Grease yourself adequately to avoid chafing.
davidc wrote:I've found standing on my head to be particularly useful
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Cheers Beefy. I already thought about the knees. I have some pads I used to use for MAs.beefheart wrote:6 rooms over the last 18 years...
Buy kneepads.
The little spacers are your friends go tighter to the wall than they tell you, the stuff does not expand or contract that much.
Get a rubber hammer to use along w/ the block or by itself where necessary.
Cut the back of each plank if your using a power saw; use a power saw.
They don't sell the glueable kind around here anymore, I assume it's the same in Europe. Be thankful.
Got the power saw but never thought about a rubber hammer. Good idea.
They are the snap together type so glue isn't an issue.
davidc wrote:I've found standing on my head to be particularly useful
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Get some Mexicans off the corner to help.
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Freki has the answer!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
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He used some to paint his car-- claims he didn't like the result.Freki wrote:Get some Mexicans off the corner to help.
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You don't have to have perfect cuts at the walls. That is what shoe moulding is for. The hardest cut will the be the piece you have to rip to finish the room. Stagger the ends.
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And no rolling chairs on it ever. All warranties are void if you have rolling furniture. Also no steam cleaners, they break down the factory sealers in the locking joints.
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If there's one person who knows how to avoid sore knees, it's Gav.Gav wrote:Cheers Beefy. I already thought about the knees.beefheart wrote: Buy kneepads.
On a more helpful note, think about how you want the tiles lined up when the room is finished and start from there. Simply starting on one wall and working toward the other increases the risk of a shitty looking floor.
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Get the sub-floor perfectly level and a floating floor will go in very easily.

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I'll second staggering all the joints. Two joints lined up in two immediate rows is a recipe for chipped edges.
I loved my laminate until my hot water heater busted
I loved my laminate until my hot water heater busted