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That Dyson ball vacuum has a very misleading name.

???

He vacuumed his balls. It led to a hospital stay.
I'm not so sure if this isn't a made up story.

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:He vacuumed his balls. It led to a hospital stay.

I am getting slow(er) in my old age

IIRC, Peach suffered a similar injury with a ball washer at his local golf club.

And the game pf racquet ball is just a living hell for Peach.

He stays out of the neighborhood bar because the guys just sit around and bust balls all day.

I'm fairly certain that Shape has personally inspected Peach's ballsack (he has credentials, you know) and has professionally proclaimed Peach's nuts to be physically fit enough for these sorts of tests and experiments. Shame on you all for doubting the durability of Peach's nutz! For shame!!11!

Peach, continue to test the reliability and duriblity of your nutz. Shape, please continue your humanitarian inspection of the Peach's nutz so that he doesn't injure himself during his training. God bless you both.

How the fuck did I get drawn into this? Although I have personally met the Peachy one there was no inspection nor did I have my special camping kit to aid me in said inspection. Besides the Peach is a rather large fellow and I would need some help.