I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:53 am

I shot a baseball bat because I'm high and I do what I want.

That doesn't make any sense.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:21 am

It does to me.

The Ginger Beard Man · Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:15 am

I kissed a weirdo because I'm hot and can do whatever I want.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:20 am

Would fuchsia be considered an "other", "pink" or "purple"?

The Venerable Bogatir X · Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:39 am

I shot my brother because that's what I do.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:08 am

Terry B. wrote:Would fuchsia be considered an "other", "pink" or "purple"?

gay.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:35 am

baffled wrote:
Terry B. wrote:Would fuchsia be considered an "other", "pink" or "purple"?
gay.

I appreciate the punctuation even if you are obviously fashion-phobic.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:42 am

see? this is the kind of shit women post

that's why I strongly suggest banning them from the INternet

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:21 pm

I murdered a policeman because that's how I roll.

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:36 pm

protobuilder wrote:see? this is the kind of shit women post

that's why I strongly suggest banning them from the INternet

Geez, what a downer, and I even posted the whole thing so you didn't have to click links.

Try this instead:

http://www.scholastic.com/captainunderp ... ypants.htm

Sorry, its a link.

Snotty Barfpants

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:21 pm

I bludgeoned a porcupine because he was eating my begonias.

No, really. It had to stop.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:41 pm

I shot a ninja because I'm hot and I do what I want.

Gav · Post by **Gav** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:53 pm

I murdered my neighbor because I was high.

This may not be too far from the truth.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:58 pm

I kissed a baseball bat because I was drunk.

A baseball bat?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:26 pm

seeahill wrote:I kissed a baseball bat because I was drunk.

A baseball bat?

what are you wearing?

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:31 pm

seeahill wrote:A baseball bat?

That's the only thing that would give it up :-"

bigpeach · Post by **bigpeach** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:42 pm

I choked on a homeless guy because I love my family.

Now, what is this thread about?

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:45 pm

I shot a gangster because I'm not telling you assholes when my birthday is.

beefheart · Post by **beefheart** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:21 pm

I smacked a dvd player because I hate myself--- man, I am lame...

The Nightman · Post by **The Nightman** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:53 pm

I sang to my dog because I hate myself.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:27 pm

Everyone posted in this thread because they hate themselves.

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:00 pm

I fucked Katy Perry because I'm good looking and hung

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:40 pm

BucketHead wrote:I fucked Katy Perry because I'm good looking and hung

Watch yourself!

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:58 pm

protobuilder wrote:Everyone posted in this thread because they hate themselves.

And yet, you feel the need to post here. Whatever happened to your poop experiment?

IGX

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