I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.

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I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.

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I shot a baseball bat because I'm high and I do what I want.

That doesn't make any sense.
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It does to me.
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I kissed a weirdo because I'm hot and can do whatever I want.
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Would fuchsia be considered an "other", "pink" or "purple"?
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I shot my brother because that's what I do.

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Terry B. wrote:Would fuchsia be considered an "other", "pink" or "purple"?
gay.
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baffled wrote:
Terry B. wrote:Would fuchsia be considered an "other", "pink" or "purple"?
gay.
I appreciate the punctuation even if you are obviously fashion-phobic.
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see? this is the kind of shit women post

that's why I strongly suggest banning them from the INternet
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I murdered a policeman because that's how I roll.

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protobuilder wrote:see? this is the kind of shit women post

that's why I strongly suggest banning them from the INternet
Geez, what a downer, and I even posted the whole thing so you didn't have to click links.

Try this instead:

http://www.scholastic.com/captainunderp ... ypants.htm

Sorry, its a link.

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I bludgeoned a porcupine because he was eating my begonias.

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I shot a ninja because I'm hot and I do what I want.

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I murdered my neighbor because I was high.

This may not be too far from the truth.
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I kissed a baseball bat because I was drunk.

A baseball bat?
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seeahill wrote:I kissed a baseball bat because I was drunk.

A baseball bat?
what are you wearing?
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seeahill wrote:A baseball bat?
That's the only thing that would give it up :-"
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I choked on a homeless guy because I love my family.

Now, what is this thread about?
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I shot a gangster because I'm not telling you assholes when my birthday is.
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I smacked a dvd player because I hate myself--- man, I am lame...
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I sang to my dog because I hate myself.


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Everyone posted in this thread because they hate themselves.
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I fucked Katy Perry because I'm good looking and hung

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BucketHead wrote:I fucked Katy Perry because I'm good looking and hung
Watch yourself!

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protobuilder wrote:Everyone posted in this thread because they hate themselves.
And yet, you feel the need to post here. Whatever happened to your poop experiment?
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