Michael Phelps fuckin' tired
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Michael Phelps fuckin' tired
Doesn't want to train hard every fuckin' day. Hates going to the pool just to get a few mor medals. It happens folks. Believe it.
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that's because he smoked some weed years ago. that shit ruins your life.
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Hey DMW. You got a medical weed card for your fuck equipment cancer? If not, better get one. You've been a dead man walking for quite some time now.
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andy,
i don't think i can get a pharmaceutical weed if i'm not receiving any treatment.
what i got just sits there, apparently dormant, simply reminding me that, unlike you and mickey, i'm not immortal.
i don't think i can get a pharmaceutical weed if i'm not receiving any treatment.
what i got just sits there, apparently dormant, simply reminding me that, unlike you and mickey, i'm not immortal.
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Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.
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DMW. Get Mannatech, get rubberbands, smoke the weed and fuck a lot of celebrities and you will get immortal.
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It's funny, for a while years ago I did a ton of swimming. I found it a very pleasing departure from jiujitsu, which is hot, high pressure, high impact, constantly thinking how to get ahead, etc. Swimming on the other hand is low pressure, low impact, cool, you can let your mind wander, etc. I actually found it a relief.What a duck says wrote:Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.

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A graphic exampleWhat a duck says wrote:Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.

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Frodo start something new and me and the rest of the crew will hijack it.
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I could see that working for your situation. Probably my mild ADD combined with the fact I don't like to have to constantly exert effort just to keep breathing.Fat Cat wrote:It's funny, for a while years ago I did a ton of swimming. I found it a very pleasing departure from jiujitsu, which is hot, high pressure, high impact, constantly thinking how to get ahead, etc. Swimming on the other hand is low pressure, low impact, cool, you can let your mind wander, etc. I actually found it a relief.What a duck says wrote:Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.
I'm a fast swimmer, but distance just bugs me. I think I'd much prefer open water, but that's not worth the drive. I didn't really dig surfing much either, on a tangential note.
Good thing I live in the desert.
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I'm leaving this thread.

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Frodo, I think this Teri chick was just making a suggestion.
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He's probably tired from fucking every coed who's crossed his path since Beijing.
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Let's unfruitify all this jibber jabber...


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Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired
Post by Thatcher II »
The Phelpinator has ADD. For him to become a world class swimster is like Fat Cat going to University and getting a degree. Simply phenomenal. Against the odds. A triumph over adversity etc. etc.
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I just ate an entire box of some kind of peanut butter cookies that actually tasted good though 2 or 3 of them.
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It's also brutal. I went to a high school with a strong swimming program, and not coincidentally kids on the school swim team were almost all in the local development racing club. So I knew a lot of swimmers.Jay wrote:Jesus tap dancing christ.....
swimming is horrendous... boring as fuck
Their training is grueling and seemingly never ending. Twice a day pool sessions being normal.
Shaf has said before that upon retirement most ex-swim racers have no idea how to scale a normal fitness regimen because their experience in the pool was endless marathon sessions.
With twenty years of perspective, among the high school friends I still know, most of them have had shoulder surgeries, and almost all of them are no less fat and out of shape as anyone else their age. None of them still train or work out.
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It is brutal. They train for hours each week.WildGorillaMan wrote:
It's also brutal. I went to a high school with a strong swimming program, and not coincidentally kids on the school swim team were almost all in the local development racing club. So I knew a lot of swimmers.
Their training is grueling and seemingly never ending. Twice a day pool sessions being normal.
Shaf has said before that upon retirement most ex-swim racers have no idea how to scale a normal fitness regimen because their experience in the pool was endless marathon sessions.
With twenty years of perspective, among the high school friends I still know, most of them have had shoulder surgeries, and almost all of them are no less fat and out of shape as anyone else their age. None of them still train or work out.
I respect what they do but it's more fun watching table tennis
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