Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

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Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

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Doesn't want to train hard every fuckin' day. Hates going to the pool just to get a few mor medals. It happens folks. Believe it.
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that's because he smoked some weed years ago. that shit ruins your life.
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Hey DMW. You got a medical weed card for your fuck equipment cancer? If not, better get one. You've been a dead man walking for quite some time now.
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Shouldn't the title read: "phuckin tired" ???


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andy,

i don't think i can get a pharmaceutical weed if i'm not receiving any treatment.

what i got just sits there, apparently dormant, simply reminding me that, unlike you and mickey, i'm not immortal.
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I've known a lot of swimmers who smoked the marijuana. A lot.

No surprise that Michael is tired of swimming. No surprise at all.


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Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.


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DMW. Get Mannatech, get rubberbands, smoke the weed and fuck a lot of celebrities and you will get immortal.
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What a duck says wrote:Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.
It's funny, for a while years ago I did a ton of swimming. I found it a very pleasing departure from jiujitsu, which is hot, high pressure, high impact, constantly thinking how to get ahead, etc. Swimming on the other hand is low pressure, low impact, cool, you can let your mind wander, etc. I actually found it a relief.
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What a duck says wrote:Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.
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currently the worst thread on IGX
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Frodo start something new and me and the rest of the crew will hijack it.


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Fat Cat wrote:
What a duck says wrote:Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.
It's funny, for a while years ago I did a ton of swimming. I found it a very pleasing departure from jiujitsu, which is hot, high pressure, high impact, constantly thinking how to get ahead, etc. Swimming on the other hand is low pressure, low impact, cool, you can let your mind wander, etc. I actually found it a relief.
I could see that working for your situation. Probably my mild ADD combined with the fact I don't like to have to constantly exert effort just to keep breathing.

I'm a fast swimmer, but distance just bugs me. I think I'd much prefer open water, but that's not worth the drive. I didn't really dig surfing much either, on a tangential note.

Good thing I live in the desert.

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I'm leaving this thread.
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Frodo, I think this Teri chick was just making a suggestion.

Mak, it's obvious to all that Quack is in love with you. This courtship has been going on for quite some time.


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He's probably tired from fucking every coed who's crossed his path since Beijing.

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Let's unfruitify all this jibber jabber...

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The Phelpinator has ADD. For him to become a world class swimster is like Fat Cat going to University and getting a degree. Simply phenomenal. Against the odds. A triumph over adversity etc. etc.
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Dammit. I've been figured out.

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I personally find Quack's courtship of FC to be a beautiful thing.
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Jesus tap dancing christ.....

swimming is horrendous... boring as fuck


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I just ate an entire box of some kind of peanut butter cookies that actually tasted good though 2 or 3 of them.
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Jay wrote:Jesus tap dancing christ.....

swimming is horrendous... boring as fuck
It's also brutal. I went to a high school with a strong swimming program, and not coincidentally kids on the school swim team were almost all in the local development racing club. So I knew a lot of swimmers.

Their training is grueling and seemingly never ending. Twice a day pool sessions being normal.

Shaf has said before that upon retirement most ex-swim racers have no idea how to scale a normal fitness regimen because their experience in the pool was endless marathon sessions.

With twenty years of perspective, among the high school friends I still know, most of them have had shoulder surgeries, and almost all of them are no less fat and out of shape as anyone else their age. None of them still train or work out.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
It's also brutal. I went to a high school with a strong swimming program, and not coincidentally kids on the school swim team were almost all in the local development racing club. So I knew a lot of swimmers.

Their training is grueling and seemingly never ending. Twice a day pool sessions being normal.

Shaf has said before that upon retirement most ex-swim racers have no idea how to scale a normal fitness regimen because their experience in the pool was endless marathon sessions.

With twenty years of perspective, among the high school friends I still know, most of them have had shoulder surgeries, and almost all of them are no less fat and out of shape as anyone else their age. None of them still train or work out.
It is brutal. They train for hours each week.

I respect what they do but it's more fun watching table tennis

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