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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=80614
I hear you that your church is corrupted. If the papists are into anal boy sex then how much more must a country that has a cultural heritage of catamites be that way inclined?

You do well to break away from it. So was it an uncomfortable feeling in your anus or a revelation from holy scripture that lead you to the realisation that most of Greece is damned to eternal Hellfire?
I have noticed several debates on this particular subject here. To all you godless atheists out there, let's settle this once and for all...

In the modern world it has become a widely spread lie that the earth is round. Of course, this is impossible. If the earth is round, then why don't people just fall off at the bottom?

The answer is simple: The Earth is not round!

Now, if we take a look at some scripture, it clearly tells us the earth is not round but flat:

Jeremiah 16:19:
O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit.

According to Jeremiah 16:19, the earth has ends. There is no way a spherical earth could have ends, and therefore the earth must be flat. The Book of Revelation tells a similar story:

Revelation 7:1:
And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

A spherical earth cannot have corners, it is scientifically impossible. The only logical explanation is that the earth is flat. Checkmate atheists!

Isaiah 40:22:
It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

What Isaiah actually describes here is as follows (note: this is a link to a video where a True Christian Scientist™ debunks a false Christian interpretation of this passage):



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With the heat of summer now a distant memory and Labor Day now having come and gone, every man across America eagerly awaits as the players of the National Football League march out onto the storied fields in the crisp fall Sunday mornings. Gone are the dog days of summer and with them we can finally stop pretending we care about baseball. Football is America's game and in only a few days we will entertain ourselves with the glorious runs, the razzle-dazzle trick plays, the last second touchdowns and the bone-crushing hits for 22 weeks.

All the men who suit up and take to the field every Sunday afternoon are the epitome of what a real man should be: strong, brave, and fierce. With over 2,000 players on active rosters, practice squads or in free agency, there is always the possibility that there will be at least a few homosexuals. When you work in political media, like I do, you become privy to certain information of a sensitive nature, which I am prepared to share with you all now. Below is an extensive list of suspected homosexuals currently playing in the NFL, as provided by a friend of mine in a high place.

Ray Lewis - Linebacker - Baltimore Ravens

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And No,

I don't think they ever break character.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:And No,

I don't think they ever break character.
That site is Poe's Law embodied.
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In a thread titled, "This is how you beat the gay out of your son"



That child was lucky he had such a pansy for a father, had it been my son he wouldn’t have been able to walk out of the house after I finished beating satin and the evil spirits out of him as both of his legs would have been broken both at the knees and at the ankles.

He would have also probably needed to go to the dentist too to fix his mouth as I would have done some corrective readjustments on his mouth to instill in my son that his mouth is a place for food and to expel pure words but is not a place for long phallic shaped objects.

Of course had it been my son we all know none of this above would have ever come to pass as my son at a very young age would have already been taught and be living a the true Christian way of life with his heart as pure and a human can have it.
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That's really not funny at all.
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I'm pretty sure it's the very best Xtian troll website I have ever seen.

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You have low standards.
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i like to call them loose tolerances
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Shouldn't you be being milked?
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Fat Cat wrote:Shouldn't you be being milked?
There's wifi here at the milking station, thank you.
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Jezzie, post a pic of those no doubt giant milk-filled jugs.


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Shapecharge wrote:Jezzie, post a pic of those no doubt giant milk-filled jugs.
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Jezzie, post a pic of those no doubt giant milk-filled jugs.
Please..this is a mild kink of mine too.

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I was really disappointed with the giant milk-filled jugs google image search until I realized that safe search was turned on.

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Big milk jugs and a hairy pussy.
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C'mon Jezzie...I bet they are magnificent. Let us appreciate. I like my sugar with coffee and CREAM!!


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Seriously.

No greater love is there than this, that a woman will send you pictures of her boobies on the internet.

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No greater love is there than this, that a woman will buy your t-shirt, and send you pictures of her boobies in your t-shirt on the internet.

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mmmmlactation stained t-shirt? Oh Mai!
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