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On one occasion my aforementioned friend who was in Korea on business, in the middle of a heavy drinking session with the counter-parties was challenged to a footrace. The outcome of the deal didn't hinge on it or anything, the drunken Korean businessman just thought it would be fun.

Mak, we are shaped by our experiences...my time as a jarhead in Hawaii was a bittersweet one with numerous physical encounters with the local populace. Every 'Rican I've know I've wanted to stab. But maybe I was hanging out with the wrong 'Ricans so I'm not totally blameless here.

I went to an Army school one time back in the day and was the only jarhead in the class. I got along great with all of them including one fellow who was straight out of Korea. Awesome guy with a great sense of humor but he was definitely not to be fucked with. So we're in this redneck bar in Huntsville, Alabama and my new Korean buddy goes up to the bar to get us all a beer. He comes walking back to the table, sits down and starts taking off his shoes. So I ask him what's up and he says he's going to stomp the shit out of everyone at the bar 'cause someone called him and "Iranian." The numbers were bad so I stood up and said, hey you know he's Korean right? Everybody started laughing and one of the rednecks apologized and crisis was adverted but I have always wondered how that would have went down. There's always that one guy though who gets a pool cue broken over his head...prolly would have been me.

Shapecharge wrote:There's always that one guy though who gets a pool cue broken over his head...prolly would have been me.

Not to hijack, but this is not as effective as you'd think. You end up with a broken pool cue, a broken light or two, and a dazed but angry assailant. Fortunately, the remnant piece you have in your hand is extremely effective.

The Koreans I know like to drink and sing. I would expected a little more TKD out of them, but whatever.

Shapecharge wrote:Mak, we are shaped by our experiences...my time as a jarhead in Hawaii was a bittersweet one with numerous physical encounters with the local populace. Every 'Rican I've know I've wanted to stab. But maybe I was hanging out with the wrong 'Ricans so I'm not totally blameless here.

And why the fuck do they get their own Olympic team? WTF?

Yet one more reason to hate.

Samoans remind me of sloth, from the goonies. I'm pro tonga.

Fillipinas are like redheads: they're either stunningly beautiful or incredibly homely. There's no such thing as an okay-looking Filipina.

update on the status of this thread:

page 2 consists almost entirely of losers recounting their war stories, and nary a photo of a blacked out Korean

Oh, well now it also includes me bitching about it.

Frodo, just cuz you're having your monthlys doesn't mean you've gotta take it out on all of us. Very hurtful.

I don't know what she's selling but I'll take a case.

protobuilder wrote:update on the status of this thread:

page 2 consists almost entirely of losers recounting their war stories, and nary a photo of a blacked out Korean

Oh, well now it also includes me bitching about it.

I'm on it!

I hope I have in some small way improved your black out experience on this thread.

Jesus,what is up with these nuggets? Don't they know when to say when? Their lives must suck.

Fillipinas are like redheads: they're either stunningly beautiful or incredibly homely. There's no such thing as an okay-looking Filipina.

Fucking first generation upright people. Combining them with other races can yield a few pretty ones, but natives and black mixes are fucking monkeys.

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