Meanwhile, in Africa

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Meanwhile, in Africa

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Don't bring a hoodrat to a frying pan fight bitch!

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Ventilating that hoarde of nigger beasts with an UZI = public fucking service.

Much like Afghanistan, Africa should be glassed from orbit, and civilized humans allowed to rebuild after the requisite safety period.

Current urban infestations in America should be contained and routed via my man Adolph's favorite method of "round em up and rail em away". Don't bore me with budget concerns because niggers burn much more efficiently than Jews. Once you attain the proper temperature, the fat on their asses and back of their necks provides a tremendous fuel for the exothermic process.

Honestly, there's not a bit of hate in my heart...I just know that this plague needs to be put down for the good of mankind.

Die, nigger, die...every last one of you spear chunkin, yarn headed, EBT card swipin wastes of valuable real estate.

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LOL these threads are catnip for you.
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This must've taken place while I was at work.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Ventilating that hoarde of nigger beasts with an UZI = public fucking service.

Much like Afghanistan, Africa should be glassed from orbit, and civilized humans allowed to rebuild after the requisite safety period.

Current urban infestations in America should be contained and routed via my man Adolph's favorite method of "round em up and rail em away". Don't bore me with budget concerns because niggers burn much more efficiently than Jews. Once you attain the proper temperature, the fat on their asses and back of their necks provides a tremendous fuel for the exothermic process.

Honestly, there's not a bit of hate in my heart...I just know that this plague needs to be put down for the good of mankind.

Die, nigger, die...every last one of you spear chunkin, yarn headed, EBT card swipin wastes of valuable real estate.

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Fat Cat wrote:LOL these threads are catnip for you.
I can't lie...they fill the dark void in my soul.

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I thought it was a remake of "Escape from New York"
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Gooney Goo Goo.

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Poor Gene prolly had his pants around his ankles thinking this was a thread about Timmy

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Somebody's weave got fucked up! Very sad.

That li'l fella used a lot of creativity with his pan clonkings. I hope his mama didn't beat his ass too badly.

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DrDonkeyLove wrote:Somebody's weave got fucked up! Very sad.

That li'l fella used a lot of creativity with his pan clonkings. I hope his mama didn't beat his ass too badly.
Mama was probably the one getting beat up by the bitch the little boy hit.
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I learned that the hours I spent as a kid watching Looney Tunes has conditioned me to laugh when someone gets hit with a frying pan. Or it is actually funny.

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Some fat people in that film.
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

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I bet that parking lot smelled like a thousand turds soaked in cocoa butter.

Hey, if you like fights of the up close and personal variety that involves disheveled clothing and a possible stabbing, then I suggest you spend your off hours hanging out with these saucer lipped baboons. A weave yanking, nail digging, titty popping out the bra, uploaded to WorldStarHipHop before you can say “bitch lookeded at my mans” epic bout of fisticuffs is only one perceived slight or offhanded remark away. Negroids are par excellence when it comes to all-in fighting…they will throw hands at the drop of a hat, and calling someone a “muhfuggin bitch” just means they’re not in Sunday school or in the presence of their parole officer. They are also infamous for group beatings…I don’t suggest getting into a beef with a schwoogie if you see other schwoogies in the area…you’re subject to get the boots and press on nails put to you by a groidal mass. The ones I grew up around could often be heard saying, “mama dun tole me dat if wonna us come home wit sum broozes, din we all betta come home wit sum broozes.” They are a tribe of shit tossing primates with no impulse control and little moral restraint.


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......shit tossing primates with no impulse control and little moral restraint.
Obama's narcissism and arrogance is only superseded by his naivete and stupidity.

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This thread ain't about you Andy...I said "shit tossing" not "pants shitting".


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One way or the other I know it's not about me. I just thought it was very funny.
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I'm just messin with ya...you're my favorite curmudgeon.


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You have a way with words for niggerism that kills me. I wish Garm would show up. You two could provide hours of superior conversational entertainment on the subject.
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High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:Gooney Goo Goo.

Your wife is a fucking Big foot Guss!




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Let's be clear though. There is a difference between a black person and a nigger. It's just that there are a lot of niggers and if you have had to deal with them they can easily cloud your veiw of black people. I have a feeling Kaz has had some or more of the negative exp. I have had with niggers. Thank God for Bill Cosby, Jimi Hendrix and my buddy Cliff or I might be as bitter as he. But I don't blame him.

(If only the Colo. Theater shooter went durring nigger night and used good ol' reliable 30 round mags loaded with 28 rounds a peice while he did it? Frags instead of gas would be nice also.)

All people are basically one of 3 types. Sheep, Dogs and Wolves.

Black people have a high number of Sheep (95% vote for Obama, yeah they were all thinking hard based upon information, NOT! Many take the religion of those who were their masters -Christianity or take the faith of their biggest enslavers- Ragheads.) and far to many Wolves (Niggers) and not enough Dogs (Decent people who think for themselves and are willing to stand up to evil.)

Black and White Sheep need to shut the fuck up and black and white dogs need to kill all the wolves.

Then the sheep can eat their grass and the dogs can run things and we all can just be people instead of defined by our paint job.

Seems to me its black sheep and niggers who really keep racism alive.




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DARTH wrote:
High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:Gooney Goo Goo.

Your wife is a fucking Big foot Guss!
You shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak!




........bet she can climb the fuck out of a tree....
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rjudo wrote:
DARTH wrote:
High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:Gooney Goo Goo.

Your wife is a fucking Big foot Guss!
You shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak!




........bet she can climb the fuck out of a tree....

Right there, one of the funniest comedians of all time. I grew up on Eddie Murphy and I distinctly remember after a 1 on 6 fight with members of the tribe sitting there in the " All Niggers must die! Slap the chains back on the inscolent dogs! They are all under developed subhumans!" inner monolouges shifting thoughts over to Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby and a few wonderful black people I knew and getting a grip.

I used to recite Eddie Murphy skits from SNL to a really cool 4th grade teacher, Mr. Hochberg as a kid.




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