Hey Shape Homeland...

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Hey Shape Homeland...

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Comes back September 30.
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Those pricks...I can't fuckin' wait till September. In my newfound love for Homeland and of course Boardwalk Empire, I forget about Dexter. Wonder how they're going to move into the next season with Deb watching Dex plunge the knife in Forrest Gump's son's chest.

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I think she joins up and starts choppin fools up. Brother-sister serial killers/anal sex since she's in love with dexter and all that.
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I don't think we talked about this...you know those two were married in RL for awhile, right? The Hall cat was on Howard Stern last year and was pretty cool but it appears the Debra chick went complete cunt on him after he got past the cancer business. Refused to be on the set with him at the same time kinda shit and I think you can kinda tell. I though last season was the lamest of all...something just didn't seem right...but then I was working a few fingers in my ass waiting for Homland to start so maybe I wasn't paying attention.

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Yeah when you're knuckles deep on yourself it can be tough to multitask.

I remember seeing her interviewed and she had a big old chick boner for that dude. In everything I've ever seen her in she's seemed like there's a cunt breeding under the surface. I think it's her face.

I don't know how they would get around the issue of them being brother and sister, but it would be funny if they had to do a bunch of love scenes and shit after she went cunt on him in real life.
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They've had a good run. If you were the head writer on the show knowing this thing is gonna end soon and if she'd been a cunt to you over the seasons, you'd almost have to write some seriously freaking shit just to see how far you could push it till she completely melted down...well that's what I'd do anyway.

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Yeah, if you can't break her emotionally, what's the point of writing for the show?

I miss that psycho British chick from a couple seasons ago. The one who liked fire.
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Oh hellz yes...I remember her. She was crazy and sexy...perfect combo then Dex had to teach her a lesson.

I need to find out what he's got in that fucking syringe that knocks people out so fast...could really speed things up for me when dating someone new that doesn't even realize we're dating.

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I would let her burn down everything I own.

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I'm struggling with the @fitters who were strong before getting into @fit. Well, let me clarify...no problem with the dudes, it's the chicks that are almost kicking my ass.

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Shapecharge wrote:I'm struggling with the @fitters who were strong before getting into @fit. Well, let me clarify...no problem with the dudes, it's the chicks that are almost kicking my ass.
Take a look at the herbs and trt thread to see if there's something you can take to hulk out a little more and beat 'em at their own game.
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You assholes, I started watching the first season on demand. I'm hooked, fuck you two.
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Jezzie...it's the most awesome show evah! Wait, what show are you talking about? Homeland, Dexter, or Boardwalk Empire?

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Homeland.
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How many episodes have you watched?

In my very humble opinion, I think it's the best single season of television ever. If not ever, then of my lifetime.

I am actually going to try to carve out a little time to re-watch the first season so I'm all ready when Season 2 starts.
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6 or 7. It's all a blur. I'm checking behind paintings for hidden microphones in between nursing.
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Post a pic of those swollen jugs or I will not stop in spoiling all the other remaining episodes.

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Shapecharge wrote:Post a pic of those swollen jugs or I will not stop in spoiling all the other remaining episodes.
I thought I emailed them to you. Aren't you [email protected]?
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You're wrong on one point...my ears are not big. The are however a bit misshapened. Well done hooker.

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So.... about those jugs.
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Jezzy we need some boobie pics or I'm going to petition Shafbamato perform a mercy killing on this homosexual abomination of a thread.
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Ed Zachary wrote:Jezzy we need some boobie pics or I'm going to petition Shafbamato perform a mercy killing on this homosexual abomination of a thread.
Nigger please. This is the cool kids club.
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You get PL54 and Kraj over here to advocate hate crimes and a general lack of human compassion and you've got a thread.
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My educated guess.

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