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I hear with cats, all ya gotta do is tie their tails together and throw them over a clothes line; they take care of each other.

Way more humane, IMO

Where did you hear that?

Shapecharge wrote:FUCK! You all are killing me. The Wonderdog Vinnie is still going strong at 14 but I know the remaining days are limited. I'm going to be a complete basket case when that last day comes.

Live like there is no tomorrow Shape. Live like there is no tomorrow!

I say quit your job, ditch the wife, put the Big Green Egg in storage and walk the earth. You and Vinnie walking the earth, doing nothing but good deads, solving mysteries, and with the occational ether induced camping trip thrown in for fun.

Andy could join from time to time as a kind of Spirit Guide.

I like this idea! I could be like Kane in the Kung Fu series only instead of looking for my half brother I'm look for truth...and the occasional victim. I could also make money as a sorta travel/adventure writer like our own resident scribe Timmah. Only difference is I would actually be doing something worth writing about. And if I got in a jam I could call Andy and he would give me some cool poetic advice that I wouldn't really understand at first, kinda like Yoda but when I finally deciphered what he meant I realize it's only about cigarettes, cheap beer and fat black hookers.

Shapecharge wrote: And if I got in a jam I could call Andy and he would give me some cool poetic advice that I wouldn't really understand at first, kinda like Yoda but when I finally deciphered what he meant I realize it's only about cigarettes, cheap beer and fat black hookers.

My hookers are all in good shape with big knockers. I never said nuthin' about no fat nigger ones in my stable. Nuthin' but top quality with a fair price here.

My apologies to you sir. I meant no disrespect.

And another thing. I bought 2 bottles of beer today for $9.49 apiece.
And another thing. My cigarette rolling machine broke down and I bought 3 packs of non filtered Pall Malls today for $8.79 each.

Fat Cat wrote:Where did you hear that?

I believe it was my fourth grade teacher, who also said he would heat up a cast iron pan and put baby chicks in it, and watch them "dance"...

Shapecharge wrote:My apologies to you sir. I meant no disrespect.

I run a respectable stable. I am the lord. My spirit be with you.

Goddamn that story is heart wrenching. Poor dog.

Since the story went viral donations have been coming in for the guy from all over the world.

They raised enough for the dog to get the intense surgery and injections needed to clear out his arthritis.

Happy, tear-jerking ending.

Testiclaw wrote:Since the story went viral donations have been coming in for the guy from all over the world.

They raised enough for the dog to get the intense surgery and injections needed to clear out his arthritis.

Happy, tear-jerking ending.

That's a good ending.

A lot of us would do the same for our dogs. I know BobW would for sure.

Fuck yeah.

Like the saying goes: if there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Testiclaw wrote:Since the story went viral donations have been coming in for the guy from all over the world.

They raised enough for the dog to get the intense surgery and injections needed to clear out his arthritis..

On a 19-year-old dog?