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Fat Cat wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:I swallow mine before I lift and shit it out later.

The only way.

The really hardcore piss it out.

I tie mine into my shoelaces or into my watch band while training. When I was a kid, somebody told a story of a dude who dunked a basketball and got his ring caught in one of the hooks on the rim. Once I could do my wanna-be white boy dunk, I became deathly afraid of ripping my finger off.

TROY it's really up to you and your husband-to-be on how you want to handle this. I've had the same 18 carat small gold band for 22 years. No issues. Take it off if you're going to be doing something that will rub and grind against it. I take it off during workouts and when riding a motorcycle. Take it off if there's a possibility of a hand injury. Also get one that fits...not so lose that it falls off just by shaking your hand around but not so tight that you have to use the anal lube you and your husband use on each others cocks prior to serious buttfucking, to get it off. Also, if you can follow these very simple instructions...christ I can't even believe we're fucking discussing this...and you are down with spending a little cash, consider platinum.

Mickey O'neil wrote:I swallow mine before I lift and shit it out later.

LOL, cuz it's plausible

I frequently prefer not to have mine on when training and would hate to lose it. Years ago, once or twice, I took it off, put it down and forgot it somewhere, etc. I almost always wear a Timex Ironman when I train and ever since then I slip my wedding ring through the band and buckle. Works.

Lost my first band in the gym, fell out of my pocket. Got a tungsten ring as a replacement and a small clip on my key chain. No issues since.

Shapecharge wrote:...christ I can't even believe we're fucking discussing this...

SPELLS!

My Dodge Ram Big Horn Edition Pick-up truck (WITH THE HEMI, MOTHERFUCKERS) has enough trays and storage areas to stow a small arsenal and wedding rings, out of site. Certainly, your Smart car with the "Yes we can!" and rainbow bumper stickers have some sort of storage space....at least enough to hold your wedding band and gag ball. Leave your ring in your vehicle if your gym has no lockers.

Don't get the ring caught on anything

I was sadly involved in a hold-up situation 7 months after I was married. The perps lined us up and started stripping valuables from us one-by-one. They moved down the line towards me but I managed to furtively stash the ring safely in my asshole. Several sphincter contractions when the kids had left and my ring was safely back on my finger. My secret? Practice. Practice. Practice. I can do it with either hand standing, squatting or lying down. That day my quick actions also saved my watch, my iPhone and over £27 in cash.

Gorbachev wrote:I was sadly involved in a hold-up situation 7 months after I was married. The perps lined us up and started stripping valuables from us one-by-one. They moved down the line towards me but I managed to furtively stash the ring safely in my asshole. Several sphincter contractions when the kids had left and my ring was safely back on my finger. My secret? Practice. Practice. Practice. I can do it with either hand standing, squatting or lying down. That day my quick actions also saved my watch, my iPhone and over £27 in cash.

=D> =D> =D>

I can't believe IGxers are even talking about this stupid shit. Hey everybody, Spells is gonna get married!! Ain't that sumpin'?

BucketHead wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:I swallow mine before I lift and shit it out later.

LOL, cuz it's plausible

Think that he was joking, m8.

I too take my wedding ring off before training. If I don't, the bitches are all over me

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I too take my wedding ring off before training. If I don't, the bitches are all over me

You train in your basement......with your dog.

Not anymore luv

RIP Shaf's dog.

Gorbachev wrote:RIP Shaf's dog.

If you are serious, my condolences.

If you are joking, fuck off.

Terry B. wrote:

BucketHead wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:I swallow mine before I lift and shit it out later.

LOL, cuz it's plausible

Think that he was joking, m8.

No way?! Man, thanks, cuz I'm always missing innuendo and humor on this forum. Appreciate the help.

judobrian wrote:Lost my first band in the gym, fell out of my pocket. Got a tungsten ring as a replacement and a small clip on my key chain. No issues since.

I think this is a winner. Hadn't thought of the keychain clip.

Every comment was a winner. So I take it this is a really a civil union? Congratulations.

Terry B. wrote:

Gorbachev wrote:RIP Shaf's dog.

If you are serious, my condolences.

If you are joking, fuck off.

I was fackin joking m8. I fought it were fackin fanny n all.

I lost my wedding ring a couple of years ago after about 7 years marriage, had switched to a chain around neck pretty quickly after wedding, and used to take that off before training and when got home from work. The ring with chain either accidently fell into rubbish bin which was next to kitchen bench where ring and chain would get dumped after work.
If the wife lost hers I'd buy a replacement, but for mine I keep finding better uses for the money than a replacement.

Gorbachev wrote:

Terry B. wrote:

Gorbachev wrote:RIP Shaf's dog.

If you are serious, my condolences.

If you are joking, fuck off.

I was fackin joking m8. I fought it were fackin fanny n all.

I don't find you funny. Kindly ban yourself from the Internet for the rest of the month.

I've had two gold bands. Lost them both. Haven't worn one for years. Wifey only wears hers for special occasions. We're not swingers or anything - we just don't make a big fuss about wearing the rings, I guess.

@Terry: Knock-knock!