Sumo. America's answer to obesity

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Andy83
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Sumo. America's answer to obesity

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Obese people usually find it impossible to get rid of their enormous amounts of excess fat. So why not school trainers dietitians and doctors just to encourage them to pack on many more pounds and train for the sport of sumo?
Women, the fat ass cunts you see at Walmart could have some hope and feel good about themselves.
Men the same. Hero's in the new national sport. Entrepreneurs could rake in the cash big time.
The ones who aren't interested can just go to the liposuction route and donate the fat for diesel fuel.

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Because being fat and athletic isn't the same as simply being fat?
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