Banging conjoined twins with only one set of genitalia

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Banging conjoined twins with only one set of genitalia

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Fucking, no.
Sucking cock and balls, yes
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There were a few chapters devoted to this in "geek love".
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I'd throw her/them a mercy fuck. If she/they gained about 20 pounds.


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Ed Zachary wrote:I'd throw her/them a mercy fuck. If she/they gained about 20 pounds.
Like a third head?
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Every man I know (barring marriage contracts/etc.) would fuck the shit out of it/her/them, just to be able to brag about it.


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this gives new meaning to the expression "two bagger"
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Jeff Ross called them a Minnesota twin double-header.
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If one of them says yes but the other says no is it rape?
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for that matter, which one has the orgasm?
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Who controls the vagina? I'm serious.

You're a monster and you will never have an orgasm on top of it? That really sucks.
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If it I'd the two that I am thinking of they are teachers at an elementary school around here in MN.

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Holeyfraggaroley wrote:If it I'd the two that I am thinking of they are teachers at an elementary school around here in MN.
You been drinking?
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Holeyfraggaroley wrote:If it I'd the two that I am thinking of they are teachers at an elementary school around here in MN.
You been drinking?
And horny for some sweet conjoined twin action!
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Batboy2/75 wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:If it I'd the two that I am thinking of they are teachers at an elementary school around here in MN.
You been drinking?
And horny for some sweet conjoined twin action!
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sanchezero wrote:for that matter, which one has the orgasm?
me
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Ed Zachary wrote:I'd throw her/them a mercy fuck. If she/they gained about 20 pounds.

And one dressed up as a guy?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:If one of them says yes but the other says no is it rape?
Legitimate rape, or "she asked for it" rape?

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WildGorillaMan wrote:If one of them says yes but the other says no is it rape?
Maybe, but only the one who said "yes" would get pregnant.
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Your mouth says no but your other mouth says yes.
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