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Fat Cat wrote:What kind of men would we be if we didn't automatically assume the worst about women?

Ed Zachary wrote:I got on a roll. I have a deep hatred for the worthless cunts that inhabit the world today. I love all of the few female friends in my life but that is because they aren't your typical female. I don't have to put up with this kind of shit with the Amazon because for one she is awesome, two she knows I take good care of her and she appreciates me, and three when there is a problem we communicate with each other and shit gets fixed.

I can't abide a cunt. And most cunts have such a skewed sense of reality that they are borderline mentally ill.

BobW wrote:There was a couple I knew, on a "casual friends" sort of basis - we'd hang out together once in a while, always had a good time, but not close.

One day, she calls me, and starts talking. Turns out their 3rd child isn't theirs, but is hers and another man's. The husband knows, as she thought about leaving him for the other guy, but then the other guy dumped her when he found out she was pregnant with his baby. She had already broken the news to the husband, who accepted this, and raised that boy as his own.

Then she told me that she had fucked over 100 men since getting married, that she loved double-penetration, that it was best when she was 7+ months pregnant, and lactating, and she could spray her milk all over her lovers...and that her husband had no idea, and was pretty vanilla.

I never know what to say when people tell me that they fucked over 100 other people. I don't even know 100 women, let alone a hundred women I could get to be in a room with only me (assuming that I didn't use a stun gun, roofies, duct tape, cuffs, choke holds, etc.), let alone a hundred women I could stick my dick into (again, assuming no toys).

So I hung up, and never talked with them again. I miss hanging out with them, now and then, but I couldn't look either of them in the eyes after that phone call.

It's way more fun reading about this stuff over the Internet, where you don't know the parties involved. I'd rather believe that the posters are just making the shit up. It hits way too close to home to think that women can actually live that kind of double life.

I am entirely too Swann-ish, but I'm stuck there.

Crust Bucket wrote:That's good EZ E, but I think Terry was wondering if you just happened to stuff someone inside a drum. :-"

Gorbachev wrote:Clearly Bob is stuck in a VERY boring routine.

"Two minutes to Wapner, Bob. Two minutes to Wapner".

protobuilder wrote:I wonder if you could get her to sob out of shame WHILE lactating everywhere and getting railed...

Blaidd Drwg wrote:well...when one encounters the "sleeve to one hundred arms" it can be intimidating...

to the plus side, when you're dealing with a bulk shopper she's not apt to be choosy or critical.

Crust Bucket wrote:Confession #2238

I like porn. When you aren't home, I watch some - especially gay male porn, which I could never watch around you without you calling me disgusting or a pervert.