Went to grab a cup of coffee at Starbucks. I was in line and in front of me was a nice bubble ass squeezed into a pair of daisy dukes and her mullet boyfriend. So I'm just waiting and staring, mullet turns around and its Chris "the Crippler" Leben.
DERP
I laughed it off and said hello, nothing more came of it. Had to LOL at myself.
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
I was going through airport security at ATL and the dude in front of opened his carry-on, took out a title belt, big gold one too, and put it in its own tray to go through the scanner.
I couldn't tell you if he was a boxer, MMA or pro wrestler, but he looked like a fighter.
That's definitely the most unusual thing I've seen someone bring through an airport.
I'd buttfuck his girlfriend. That's all I'm saying.
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
She was azn, but with blonde hair. Definitely not his sister, not even as hot as my wife, but a very round ass.
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
Yeah, but her tits are nothing compared to my girl. Her butt was what I noticed.
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell