Haha, almost got "crippled"

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Haha, almost got "crippled"

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Went to grab a cup of coffee at Starbucks. I was in line and in front of me was a nice bubble ass squeezed into a pair of daisy dukes and her mullet boyfriend. So I'm just waiting and staring, mullet turns around and its Chris "the Crippler" Leben.

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I laughed it off and said hello, nothing more came of it. Had to LOL at myself.

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I'm happy to hear you survived the line at Starbucks.
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*pulls guard*
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I was going through airport security at ATL and the dude in front of opened his carry-on, took out a title belt, big gold one too, and put it in its own tray to go through the scanner.

I couldn't tell you if he was a boxer, MMA or pro wrestler, but he looked like a fighter.

That's definitely the most unusual thing I've seen someone bring through an airport.
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I'm a Leben fan. He's got a fun style and has really turned himself around from the moron he was on TUF 1.
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protobuilder wrote:I'm a Leben fan. He's got a fun style and has really turned himself around from the moron he was on TUF 1.
Yeah, he's a fucking pillar of society.


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I didn't say I'd vote for him for President or ask him to babysit.
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I'd buttfuck his girlfriend. That's all I'm saying.
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Fat Cat wrote:I'd buttfuck his girlfriend. That's all I'm saying.
Maybe it was his sister.
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Fat Cat wrote:I'd buttfuck his girlfriend. That's all I'm saying.
I'm curious as to her persuasion. I thought he used to be with a pretty hot Asian chick. But, maybe he's with somebody new on a weekly basis...

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She was azn, but with blonde hair. Definitely not his sister, not even as hot as my wife, but a very round ass.
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I tried to find pics of this broad, but I just found one pic of a blond-ish, semi-azn looking chick with nice looking boobs.

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Yeah, but her tits are nothing compared to my girl. Her butt was what I noticed.
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