Hey Gorilla! Is this true.

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This was some time ago and not on my shift ...I hear that it was hanging out of his head ...he sued the shit out of us ...It is not uncommon that the broads think they are invinceable and take a poke at a mouthy female or male guest. They also will fight amongst themselves.The scene is far calmer nowdays .A decade ago ? Pretty hairy.They send us every year to a "Self defense course" on how to handle the unruly as to not hurt them ..really this is put on to protect the company ..This alloows them to put it on the employee if they hurt a guest ."That is not what we taught them " It is made very clear that if we put our hands on anyone that we now "Own" them and the outcome is on us .Wasnt always like that . Going East was a pretty cool gamble at one time...and you did not fuck up.Also ...You really have to be an asshole to get tossed anymore.

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Shapecharge wrote:First Annual IGx Rendezvous at Drew's house!

Wait, just to be sure...these aren't 350+ pound dark-skinned ladies, right?

Now we can't all bum-rush Drew's place so a select advance team of IGx veterans will scout the area and report back.
No, I have never seen an obese or super fat chick working at any of the places I've been. For the most part the girls are white and the black chicks that do work the clubs are usually smoking hot (or they won't be able to make money).

The finer establishments usually have the best looking girls and then it tends to slide but even at the raunchiest places there are usually a few cuties.
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Awesome story Knuck. Jesus I reckon you've been around some great looking pussy but the crazy factor probably fucks it all up.

So Drew my brother, your home can comfortably sleep...uh maybe 8 to 10 new best friends?

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Shapecharge wrote:Awesome story Knuck. Jesus I reckon you've been around some great looking pussy but the crazy factor probably fucks it all up.

So Drew my brother, your home can comfortably sleep...uh maybe 8 to 10 new best friends?

Probably could but not comfortably.
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If Drew's not good, my folks bought a new place a little more than an hour from San Francisco. On a golf course. And they like to travel a lot.

I'm sure they'd love a bunch of miscreants hanging in their new pad, coming back covered in glitter and cheap booze, pissing off the HOA and banging strippers on the driving range.

Mark it down 2013 nigs!
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Drew0786 wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:Awesome story Knuck. Jesus I reckon you've been around some great looking pussy but the crazy factor probably fucks it all up.

So Drew my brother, your home can comfortably sleep...uh maybe 8 to 10 new best friends?

Probably could but not comfortably.
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The clubs that our friend Drew makes mention of and the one I work at are owned by the same corporation. I have been there for a very long time ..if you jokers pull this off .I can show you around ,introduce you you to who is who and pretty much have the key to the city ...both sides of the river . Prince of the city if you will...hahahah...


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If that's not reason enough to make a trip I don't know what the fuck is. I'll bring enough Valtrex for everyone.

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knuckles wrote:The clubs that our friend Drew makes mention of and the one I work at are owned by the same corporation. I have been there for a very long time ..if you jokers pull this off .I can show you around ,introduce you you to who is who and pretty much have the key to the city ...both sides of the river . Prince of the city if you will...hahahah...
Bravo sir! =D>

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edit:
Never mind. I'll be the short guy trying to bang strippers. Not a problem.
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